Student Brings "Kill List" to School, Family Says He

>>2303647
>Americans

I don't see any way back for Jericho after this. It's a shame too because I enjoyed his most recent run.

It's weird how kids don't realize how clunky "kill list" sounds, call it a hit list ffs

>>2303655
>liking cringecho

reddit is down the hall and to the left brother

>teacher tells Timmy to quiet down
>Timmy reaches into bookbag
>stands up on his desk with his hands behind his back
>"Mrs. Applegate......."
>other students crack smiles and sit up in their chairs in anticipation
>"Timmy get off of your desk right th-"
>".........YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!"
>Timmy swings around his father's .22 and fires off three rounds into Mrs. Applegate's chest cavity, killing her instantly
>fellow students mark the fuck out
>Vice Principal is visibly seething though the window of the classroom door

>>2303661
worked

>>2303661
You are on my kill list now.

>>2303662
>only carrying a .22

Must be a beta smackdown viewer.

>>2303647
>Florida
saged

>A 14-year-old does not just write a list because it's just a list. We're not in kindergarten, saying, 'This kid is not my friend anymore.'

She indirectly called Jericho a kindergartner. Y2J btfo

>not being inspired by Game of Thrones

>>2303662
Wow! What a Wrestlemania™ Orlando™ moment!

Brought to you by Snickers™!

Parents and teachers are pussies. News at eleven.
>>2303662
>>2303708
This thread sucks.

>Kill/hit lists have been around for a long ass time
>Safe to say that every edgy misfit kid has had one even before shit like Columbine caught mainstream attention
>NOPE, THEY GOT THE IDEA FROM CHRIS JERICHO

Fucking hell, Murrica.

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>>2303647
>Student brings knife to school
>Family says Freddy Kruger was his inspiration
>America

I hear that there is a bullet club in wrestling that promotes mass shootings. Can anyone confirm or deny?

>>2303662
>no teleports behind u

8/10 kek

>>2303647
>Americans

>>2303732
I heard they promote catching humans and shooting them with their guns and then being on the run.

>Jericho invented lists
Florida is the worst state.

IT'S OVER.

CHRIS JERICHO IS FINISHED.

>>2303732
Even worse some of them gesture towards their genitals and tell people to orally pleasure them. Also one of them was an Irish racist.

Looks like those people were all gonna get.............................

>>2303658
Yeah I went to a nigger school when I was younger and kids had hit lists

>>2303782
Black kids or nerdy white loners?

>>2303784
Black kids. It was pretty much all black and Spanish kids. They would bring guns and knives a to school and get in fist fights with teachers and deans. Diversity is great

>>2303647
>Blame the media for everything
>Seeing someone keep a list of people he doesn't like on the telly inspired him to kill

Only in America folks

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The family needs to get a vicious jew lawyer and sue Cool Dad Jericho and WWE for millions for corrupting their sweet innocent boy with their garbage programing.

>>2303769
>Jericho invented

Fuck, I forgot about that meme.

>>2303786
For what it's worth, anon, I think you deserved a scholarship for going to that school.

>>2303647
Why are Amerifats so autistic?

>>2303717
so much this

there was 3 different "kill list" kids in my high school when I graduated 4 years ago. Its not a very uncommon thing desu familia

>>2303814
I did end up getting a scholarship to a better (white) high school and college so thank you

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>>2303778
.........................IT!

>>2303653
fr

>>2303661
>>liking cringecho
>reddit is down the hall and to the left brother
Ohhh the irony

>>2303647
He just thought he'd attack wrestling instead of his precious animes cause you know it was some Death Note shit
>if I really believe it it'll come true!

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I did the exact same thing when I was in 2nd grade, back in like 2002-2003 got suspended for it, though it wasn't serious at all. I brought it in, showed people, and ran around chasing them in the school yard, everyone had fun until the fat kid told

good times

Bullies... you just made the hitlist!

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>>2303967
Bullies, you will never EVVVVEEERRRRRR go to school again

>>2303668
kek

>>2303964
High School is nothing but a joke

>>2303662
>No "You know what happens when you tell me to quiet down"

>>2303655
I see NO media coverage of this besides OP's link, so he should be fine.

>>2303655
>a kid bringing a hit list to school but ultimately hurting no one will destroy a wrestler's career

>not the tons of kids that've died due to actual wrestling moves

>>2303647
I got in trouble as a kid for carrying around a revenge list. I saw Homer do it and thought it was funny.

>>2304005
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
HUH