/asp/ - TRUE ELITE

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i personally consider /asp/ gayer than /lgbt/

I SAY ON FRIDAY GOD DAMMIT
the thread will hit bump limit by Sunday

People, don't forget that we play on Saturday, not tomorrow. We're the second to last match at aproximately 4pm ET/1pm PT

>>2302781
Shame that /asp/ vs. /sp/ can only happen in the Quarter Finals. It's a Finals worthy match.

And if /asp/ makes it to the Semis, any of the possible matches actually sound pretty fucking cool in paper. Specially against /fit/.

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>>2302787
I like both /asp/ and /sp/ and I really hope we get to face each other at the quarterfinals. Here my prediction

>>2302819
>BMJ buries [s4s] after failing to do so the first time

AH LUV IT MAGGLE

a /d/ vs /h/ final would be pretty dope too.

>>2302840
I would love a cheeky 90++++ from BMJ that give us the win.

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>>2302802
>mfw we can see a manlet witchhunt between /asp/ and /fit/
>mfw we can see a finals with one of our longtime rivals [s4s]
>mfw we can see an emotional finals against /vp/ and Groudon
Goddammit I wish I could be there to watch it this weekend. I'll be there cheering in spirit though.

>>2302819
Man if /asp/ vs /sp/ happens will be GLORIOUS.

I really want /asp/ to win it, this board pretty much its full of /wwe/, is it the first time we face each other after they kick us out of /sp/?

>>2302853
We have only faced /sp/ once and we lost and this was during a friendlies match back in 2014

>>2303034
That was before the exile tho.

>>2302800
Not if we help it
>>2302802
Ah shit.
Anyway, this thread's been made already.

Remember to bump this thread until saturday

Bump for ELITE

Is this the year we finally make it past the quarterfinals lads

>>2304568
I feel it, this gonna be our first world title belt

BELIEVE
IN BMJ

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r8 my shit attempt

>>2304860
It's gud

>>2304860
Need more work, but I like the idea.

Although instead of the WWE Championship belt make it the WHC belt.

>>2305104
but with the WHC you can't put the star, we have to show off that little star

>>2304860
I like it, way better than some shitty lone star on top or bottom.

>>2305129
The star could be black or some shit.

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While the current rankings mean fuck all for places 1-16, I'd like to say in my best Paul Heyman voice:

>"It's not a 'prediction', it's a SPOILER."

>>2304860
STARdom belt version pls

>>2304860
I like the belt idea a lot, I think it should be solidly colored though

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WE ARE GOING OVER BOYS

>ASP ASP ASP

>>2305324
I tried to find a pic of the title that fitted the wasp but I couldn't find any, sorry.

>>2304860
Design could probably do with a bit of work, but the general idea is pretty awesome, and fitting.
I like it.

>>2304860
add Last Elite or Elite Team and I am good.

>>2302802
>>2302819
>>2302844
>>2303034
>>2302853
>>2303506
>>2304568
>>2305129
>>2305401
>we

>>2305597
>Not supporting the TRUE ELITE
kys cuckter

Bump for THE ROUND OF 16 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

We begin the Knockout stage with one of the favorites of the cup and resident hero for slaying the horsefucker menace, /mu/, against the sexual deviants (which include stuff like h*nd h*lding) and constant decent team, /d/.

THE STAKES ARE HIGH. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE KNOCKOUTS WERE SO STACKED AND FULL OF FAVORITE TEAMS TO WIN.

/asp/...

ARE YOU READY?

when are we actually playing?

>>2306038
at approximately 4pm ET/1pm PT. We're the second to last game (right before /sp/).

Nervous tbqh

And so the match ends on a 2-1 victory to the favorite. /mu/. Their next match will be against the winner of the following match:

A new classic in the 4CC, /gd/ and their jobless graphic designers go for the FOURTH time (third in a cup) against their odd Paint loving memester rivals, [s4s]. Historically speaking, the odds are in /gd/'s favor but no one knows with [s4s].

poor [s4s] ;_;

>>2306107
[s4-0s]

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>>2306111
>that consolation

>>2306115
>That Kerning hattrick
>[s4s] gets 5PA1N'd
Truly the meme board.

If only there was someone on [s4s] who could overcome these odds.

And just like that, in what it seemed something taken out from PES 16, [s4s] is bullied once more by /gd/ in a 5-2 blowout.

That leaves us with the first match of the Quarter Finals: /mu/ vs /gd/

It is now time for the two little surprises of Autumn to face each other. The 2016 Autumn Cup champion and 2hu containment board, /jp/, versus the little team that could come back from the dead and secure their spot in Winter and now Summer, /toy/.

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>>2306136
>2-2 in 12 minutes

>>2306147
We're definitely back to PES 16

What a game

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>/jp/ winning

And thus, in the first Extra Time of the cup, /jp/ defeats /toy/ 3-2, in what it was one of the craziest beginnings for a match on PES17.

Their opponent will be defined up next: A team that is finally finding its turf and managing to catch all those goals, /vp/, versus one of the old fan favorite teams, the eternal >white Kebab Removers, /int/.

we need to step up our blender game

And so, /int/, who barely made it with a blunder from /gd/, gets bounced by /vp/ in a 2-1 match. NEBBY FINALLY GOT IN THE FUCKING NET and helped /vp/ get into their first Quarter Finals.

Which means it will be /jp/ vs /vp/ in the Quarter Finals. 2hus vs. Waifumon. Who will win?

And now, it is time for the VIDYA BOWL, ladies and gentlemen. The home of the generals of the flavor of the month, /vg/, vs the home of the good vidyas of old, /vr/.

We are next after /fit/ vs /m/
Time to get snacks and beer

BTFO'D

PES is acting weird today... I'm feeling scared

based asp will get ratings to 2k

And the game ends with /vg/ beating /vr/ in another 2-1 game. Six months ago, if you told me that /vg/ was going to make it to the Quarter Finals of an Elite, I would have laughed. But here we are.

And the RO16 continues with /m/ vs /fit/. Will the robots get OBARI AS FUCK, or will /fit/ teach them that no matter how large they are, they are still manlets?

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Just wanted to wish you guys the best in your upcoming match

You: Oh cool, thanks

*you turn around*

Chair shot to the back of your head

fuck /asp/, that's fake sports

>>2306414
cringe

>>2306414
Enjoy jobbing to /v/

>>2306414
wat

>>2306414
>roleplaying with yourself

>>2306414
/sp/ should control their underage faggots

Let's go /fit/ !

Link to game pl0x

>>2306451
hitbox.tv/the4chincup
just change 4chin for 4chan

ITS THE W/ASP/S YEAR

And with sheer strength and gains alone, /fit/ manages to crash the colony of /m/ with a 3-0 result, keeping themselves in the race for a second star.

But now... IT'S TIME. THE ONLY TRUE ELITE OF THE CUP, WITH THE LONGEST STREAK OF ELITES PLAYED WITH 8, /asp/ FACES THOSE DISGUSTING FAT VIRGINS OF /h/. TIME TO SHOW THEM WHO THE REAL WAIFU IS AND WHY IS IT BIG MATCH JOHN.

GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLrqOnRhfjA

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LET'S FUCKING GO

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NOW IS FUCKING TIME
>the /fit/ winning theme is the perfect hype

No way we can lose to fucking /h/

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/h/....I KNEW YOU'D COME

"You know they say all boards are created equal. But you look at me and you look at /h/ and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another board, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat me. And then you add autism to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the quarterfinal at the Winter cup you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause /sp/ knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So /h/, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at The Winter Cup. But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at The Winter Cup. See /h/, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at The Winter Cup. See, but I'm gonna break it down for you, ladies. Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with /h/?"

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>teleports behind you in the semis

"nothin' personal, lil' bro"

Lol Asuka plays for /h/ that fat fuck traitorous cunt

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>>2306513
>focusing on a future that isn't true yet

>All those reds
wew

What do the colors mean

>Roman isn't BBDWTS

>>2306524
Condition. How quickly they get tired and how well they perform. From best to worse: red, orange, green, blue and yellow.

>>2306524
red is best
orange is better
green is neutral
blue is bad
purple is worst

There're mood/condition or w/e.

>>2306526
There was no time to make name changes.

>>2306529
I mean purple, not yellow.

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Good luck, guys.


-the dropped colony of /m/

LET'S GO

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HERE WE GO BOYS

BROTHER NEROOOOOOOOOOO

BROTHER NERO

D E L E T E

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

DELETE

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

BROTHER NEROOOOO

I KNEW YOU'D SCORE

THIS IS AN EPISODE WHERE THE GOOD GUYS WIN

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>WEEBS

ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE ANIME HAS BEEN RENDERED OBSOLETE

What the hell is our goal song lol

VACANT

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DELETE /h/!!!

THIS IS AWESOME

V A C A N T

>>2306566
el generico's theme

remember boys, keep the /a/ out of /sp/

FUCKING ASUKA

JEZUUUUUS

THAT FUCKING WHORE

FUCK

can we get Fatgooka on our team next cup?

I'll give your board as much energy as I can /asp/!

WHERE'S THE OFFSIDES

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now we have a match

we losing the midfield

fix this shit

Nice botch by our defender

REEEE 2 CLOSE TO COMFORT

Gotta stack the odds before you overcome them lads

SACK THE MANAGER

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They really gotta stop trying to put Brother Nero over.

BRUCE
R
U
C
E

BMJ TO BIG MATCH BRUCE

FLOW LIKE WATER

BASED BRUCE LEE

BIG MATCH JOHN WITH THE ASSIST

F L O W L I K E W A T E R

BRUCEE LEEE

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WE WATER MY FRIENDS

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Like water.

LET'S GO ASPBEES

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Can't feel my left side.
Clenchin' up super hard.

run fater john wtf

>>2306620
faster i mean fuck

Nice effort by nero

BASED BIG DOG STOPPING THE FACELESS FAT GUY

BASED BIG DOG

BASED BIG DOG SAVING THE DAY AGAIN

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Holy fuck, the Huge Hound actually did something useful!
I'll pretend not to hate you for the rest of the game!

BASED BRUCE

THE FUCKING WATER

WTF I LOVE BRUCE LEE EVEN MORE NOW

LIKE WATER

BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE

BE WOTER MY FROND

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ASP RUNS WILL ON YA BROTHER

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>confirmed best timeline
CHEERS BASED GROUDON

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confirmed draw

THANK YOU BASED FEDORAMEN
THANK YOU BASED BIG MATCH JOHN
THANK YOU BASED BROTHER NERO
THANK YOU BASED BRUCE LEE
THANK YOU BASED VACANT
THANK YOU BASED GOATRON

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OUR CUP

THEY DID IT LADS NOW LETS HOPE WE GET A DERBY MATCH

FLOW LIKE WATER

WE QUATER FINALS NOW
TIME TO WATCH THE /sp/ECIAL NEEDS GET KEKED

B R U C E L E E, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, SECURES /asp/'S PASS ONTO THE QUARTER FINALS IN AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF BOTH DEFENSE AND OFFENSE. /asp/ WINS 3-1 AGAINST /h/.

/asp/ WORKING THE WEEABOOS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

BASED VACANT SHOWING HE'S THE BEST GOAL KEEPER OF THE CUP.

UP NEXT, /asp/'S RIVAL IS DECIDED IN A MATCH BETWEEN BOARD POWERHOUSES. THE FORMER ELITE "CHAMPIONS" /sp/ VERSUS THE PRIME VIDEO GAME BOARD, /v/.

Don't fuck this up /sp/ we gotta get that W back

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BASED

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Come ooooon /asp/ vs /v/...

>THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN SCORE AGAINST THE WRESTLERS IS TO USE A WRESTLER
APEX KEK

BASED BIG SAVES VACANT BEST CHAMPION

>>2306657
>not wanting to rape /sp/ after exile

GLORIOUS

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>>2306660
Enjoyable as that would be, I don't need to watch the superior sport board slap it's brother around like the bitch they are to know we're clearly superior.

>4chan cup
Cringe

REMINDER TO SPAM SMUG CENA IF /so/ LOSES

>>2306666
lose weight

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>>2306667

>/so/

>that video
Cringe

TJ Perkins theme when we play /v/?

>>2306660
I don't care about exile any more, it's much more enjoyable having our own board. Plus we actually have memes from after 2013

>>2306697
Kurt Angle theme when we play /sp/?

Reminder to spam TJ Perkins when /v/ beats /sp/

>>2306697
>>2306714
Little more appropriate for /vr/.

>>2306716
Yeah. Perkins is /vr/. Xavier is /v/ though.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

>>2306667

APOLOGIZE

The odds will be stacked against us if we go against /sp/

>>2306724
BMJ getting ready

>>2306723
APOLOGIZE

>>2306729

APOLOGIZE

SHIGGY DIGGY

I love SHIGGY DIGGY so I'm not mad about this.

>>2306702
No glorious is awesome.
But a special victory horn would be nice.
https://youtu.be/a8c_tT6NAxs

>When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
>ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
>Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
>I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,

>>2306757
>Work /sp/ into a shoot.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. TOMORROW, AT 2pm ET/11am PT. TWO POWERHOUSES COLLIDE.

IT'S THE SPORTSB OWL. /asp/ VS /sp/ AT THE QUARTERFINALS OF THE 2017 WINTER ELITE CUP.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. READY.

YES YES YES YES

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Looks like we have to btfo another weeb team.

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SEE YOU FAGGOTS TOMORROW

Groudon.
You know what to do.

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>>2306768

""""""two""""""" powerhouses

>yfw /asp/ first team to get 6 stars

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Fine. I'll take solace in humiliating the big brother.
Time to bury /sp/.

>>2306781
Oh, yeah. How silly of me.
>/sp/
>Powerhouse

WEW

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>>2306798
Just look at Cena... Laughing at how he's gonna be contending with such a pussy bitch like /sp/.

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>/asp/ ever getting a win over /sp/

TAKE ALL MY ENERGY /ASP/! I'LL GIVE YOUR BOARD MY ENERGY AND SUPPORT [spoiler]UNTIL THE END.[/spoiler]

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>>2306821
Brother nero /sp/ I'd knew you'd come.
You thought you could delete us,
but without wrestling you become obsolete.
Brother nero /sp/ tomorrow you will be....
DELETE!
DELETE!
DELETE!

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>/fit/ being rating killers
SIZE QUEENS BTFO!

>>2306938
>1.5k viewers
we get more attendance than your average indie promotion.

Why not play this against /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCa_Shtq9cQ

>>2307006
Cause it's shit.
And we are a rock stable.

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>>2306414
We're going to kill you tomorrow.
>>2306821
>mfw BMJ wins one for da board

I'm to hyped that I don't want to sleep for the risk of missing the whole thing

Bump for HYPE

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
BRIGHT LIGHTS
HYPE CROWD
THE ELITE IS IN THE HOUSE
EVERYBODY GET DOWN

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
/asp/
WILL WIN
DIMES WILL DRAW INTO THIS MATCH
EVERYONE GET HYPE

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great, my alarm worked.

Didnt feel this hype in a long time. Not even for Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania on the last 3 years

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CM Phil is part of a sleeper cell now that he's /heem/.

Get him out of the starting lineup DAMNIT ACHO.

If we get our fiest star as a title belt, where do we put our second star?

Don't fuck this up, Groudon!
This is a critical match!
GIVE US ONE FOR DA BOARD

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>>2302781
/sp/, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before /asp/ wins in few bongs, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, /sp/. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most teams in the winter cup.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. /asp/'s the best. /asp/'s the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than we are and that’s kissing Boris's ass.

We are the best team in the world.

We've been the best ever since day one. And we’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Groudon saw something in /asp/ that nobody else wanted to admit.

We’ve grabbed so many of Boris’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is /asp/ and the fact that day in and day out, for almost four years, we have proved to everybody in the world that we are the best on that pitch, in shitposting and even at selling fouls.

The reason /asp/'s winning is you people. Because after /asp/ wins, you’re still going to pour money into this team. Punished Messi is going to keep missing and I understand that. Boris is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag teams, like /sp/, who are going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this cup will be less rigged after Boris is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic cat and rest of his stupid family.

Your time is up /sp/. Our time is now.

What is this shit? You fucking autists.

IT BEGINS

/sp/ is shaking right now. all the pressures on them.

we got this lads.

IT BEGINS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE LAST DAY OF THE 2017 WINTER ELITE CUP. IT'S ALL OR NOTHING.

THE DAY BEGINS WITH WHAT POTENTIALLY IS A GOAT MATCH, ELITE CHAMPIONS /mu/ VS. LONG TIME ELITE STAPLE /gd/

FIND OUT WHO WILL BE THE CHAMPION TONIGHT... TODAY!

>>2308403
Simple, the wasp holds up two belts

>borris looking for a dime

we can do it lads

>>2308446
So if we get the six star record, we will just shove all the belts on the w/asp/, even on the tail.

/r/ that BMJ image with all the titles photoshopped in

>/sp/ vs /asp/ is the main event
/ASP/ DRAWING DIMES

>>2308478
>Main event.
Semis, 3rd place and Finals are played today as well.

>>2308478
main event will be /asp/ vs /mu/ in the finals

/asp/ is gonna whoop each and every single boards ass, whether it be /sp/, /fit/, /vg/, /mu/, /jp/, it don't matter which board it is, because it is /asp/'s time in the 4cc

The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my pitch. Don't just get /sp/ out of the pitch, get them out of the Elite Cup, because I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, that you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you post on your board, and you say your memrs, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Messi, talk about moot 3:16 - /asp/ 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!
All they gotta do is go buy them a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to get back some of that courage they had in theor prime. As the True Elite, I'm servin' notice to every one of the 'Elite Boards.' I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's /asp/'s list, and Groudon's fixin' to start runnin' through all of them. As far as this championship match is considered, son, I don't give a damn if it's [s4s] or /sp/
/asp/'s time has come, and when I get the shot, you're lookin' at the next 4Chan Winter Cup Champions and that's the bottom line because /asp/ said so!

How many bongs til?

>>2308526
Could be 1bong 30 bings

AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SEMI-FINALIST, /mu/, AFTER DEFEATING A CRIPPLED BUT STILL CHOKING /gd/ 1-0 IN EXTRA TIME.

IT IS TIME FOR THE SECOND MATCH OF THE QUARTERFINALS: /jp/ VS. /vp/. THIS IS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY FOR EITHER OF THOSE TEAMS SINCE WHOEVER WINS, WILL PASS ONTO THEIR FIRST SEMI-FINAL.

>>2308530
>that last minute shot by kerning

holy shit what a game

Mean Gene, the first thing you need to do is to tell these /sp/tards to shut up if you wanna' hear what I've got to say… The first thing you gotta' realize, brother, is this right here is the future of 4cc. You can call this the New World Order of 4cc. These fans right here came from a great big board up north and everybody was wondering who the best board was. Well, who knows more about that board than us, brother?… Let me tell you something. I made that board a monster. I made people rich up there. I made the people that ran that board rich up there. And when it all came to pass, the name wrestling, the sport of wrestling, got bigger than the whole board brother.

I unironically enjoy Neutral Milk Hotel

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>/asp/ getting a star

WEAR MAROON

It doesnt matter if you are a Rawtist or SmackDownie, or if you are Carter or fedoRamen... Today we are one!

/asp/ will go over lads!

>>2308530
And by first semi-finals, I mean in ELITE. Let's not forget /jp/ is the 2016 Autumn Babby Champion.

>>2308531
It got intense at the very end. Man, both teams deserved to win. But /mu/ more so.

>>2308530
>/VP/

now I remeber that pokefag who used to post here and it was exposed. Does anyone have that picture?

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>>2308539
>not mentioning the martial autists, airshitters, skatefags or hemalords
we are all one board, and this is our year to reach the top

>>2308554
Yeah I know, the big difference is that martial autist and the other are not insulting and fighting each other all the fucking time.

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>>2308554
Thank you based Bruce

>>2308554
based frow rike water

This fucking /jp/ goalhorn always cracks me up

beato on suicide watch

FUG :DDDD

do it for /wwe/ /asp/ AVENGE US

Assuming they work correctly, /asp/ should have roster portraits on the menu's today. I made some and sent them to Groudon so we have that to look forward to as well.

>>2308667
sweet

>>2308667
Thank you based anon

>>2308667
based

>>2308667
Absolutely based.

poor /vp/

FUCKING CIRNO, THAT FUCKING IDIOT DID IT AGAIN.

>>2308667
>based anon makes us portraits
>the matches have been exciting as fuck so far
confirmed best timeline

DELETE WEEABOOS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Of all the weeb boards I hate /jp/ the most

Is the wiki still up to date for >our team? Seems the same as the summer cup?

>>2308716
In terms of players? It's the same for Summer.

>>2308720
That is kinda bad, the memes have evolved since then, they seem really out of date now

>>2308724
Groudon had no time to arrange a poll. He already promised to make one after the cup is over.

Will carter ever play for the w/asp/s

BENULDIES :DDDD

BENULDIES :D

BENULDES : D

FIRST PENALTY KICK ROUND IN THE CUP

what a great day so far

>>2308744
>Penalty

>>2308746
This could easily be match of the cup. Hopefully the next to come are better.

HAHAHAHAHA

Weebs deleted

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Suck a cock, /jp/!

IN WHAT IT WAS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST, MOST INTENSE MATCHES OF THE CUP, /vp/ TAKES AWAY THE VICTORY IN BENULDIES AGAINST /jp/. THUS FACING /mu/ IN THEIR FIRST SEMI-FINALS.

UP NEXT, WE HAVE THE 2016 WINTER ELITE CHAMPIONS /fit/ FACING /vg/, WHO IS TRYING TO RETURN TO THE GLORY IT ONCE HAD. WILL THEY MANAGE TO TOP THE TREMENDOUS SHOW WE JUST WITNESSED?

that match was leggit 6 stars

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SOON

>this tournament is fucking fantastic already

do what /v/ failed to do please

solid five star match. plenty of drama with good selling, great spots and solid on pitch storytelling

I want my /fit/ vs /asp/

How can we possibly overcome the odds of beating /sp/ and /fit/ to get to the final?

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>>2308837

damn, that was a good /fit/ goal.

AND SO, /fit/ MAKES THE NERDS OF /vg/ SHIT THEIR PANTS AND WIN 3-1, THUS STAYING IN THE RACE FOR THEIR SECOND STAR.

AND NOW... IT'S TIME FOR THE MATCH WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. THE SPORTSB OWL IS HERE.

ON ONE SIDE, WE HAVE THE FORMER SUMMER ELITE CHAMPION /sp/, TRYING TO GET THEIR LEGITIMATE SECOND STAR. ON THE OTHER SIDE, WE HAVE THE LAST REMAINING ELITE TEAM TRYING TO WIN THE PASS ONTO THEIR FIRST SEMI-FINALS, /asp/.

G E T H Y P
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Let's have a good match, /sp/, you fucking assholes. Let's show these fuckers at /4ccg/ what a good match is.

ITS TIME LADS

>WE CAN DO IT

HYP
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>>2308837
By mixing the best of both with the Phenomenal Athlete.
/fit/ will be mirin' him, /sp/ won't be able to stop him.

GET HYPED LADS IT'S TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwzCsbAiLD4
WE ARE UP

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TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

OUR TIME IS NOW

DELETE /SP/

YOU SEE /sp/

LETS ENCOURAGE OUR TEAM

PLEASE HAVE SEX

PLEASE HAVE SEX

PLEASE HAVE SEX

EIGHTEEN PLUS

EIGHTEEN PLUS

EIGHTEEN PLUS

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TIME TO FUCK UP /SP/

FLOW LIKE WATER

CRINGE

>the Haitch pasta being read without making his voice
baka desu senpai

YOU SEE /SP/

THE HORSEFUCKERS GIVE YOU STAR-TIER ENERGY. GOOD LUCK /ASP/!

my favourite hockey team just lost /asp/, please

PLEASE DO IT FOR THIS SHITPOSTING BOARD

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LET'S GO CENA

do we have a custom goalhorn for /sp/. some HEY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY would fit well

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/vp/ here.
Rooting for a /vp/-/asp/ final.
Please DELETE /sp/

Win the cup and kick /sp/ ass for me- /asp/ and /mlp/ faggot

What's our anthem? I know the goal one is BMJ's.

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the best part of playing after a /fit/ win is the HYPE anthem we get

/ASP/ REPRESENT THE FALLEN.

>>2308911
GLORIOUS

>>2308911
GLORIOUS

Press B to Be Water, my friend.

>>2308916

Based

lets go broskis

>>2308911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

ALREADY WON THE COIN TOSS

>ASP ASP ASP

HOME TEAM

/vp/ here, rooting for ya fellas

Reminder to remind /sp/ that they need to have sex.

YES WE HAVE PICS

>Womens ''''''Wrestling''''''
Its over for us

>>2308667
portraits are in, thanks based anon!

THAT WOMENS WRESTLING ICON

>>2308667
GOAT

Is this the biggest match in >our history lads?

Good luck /asp/, I hope you blow them the fuck out.

FIGHT FOREVER

>this arena

Was HHH in charge of this design?

BORS FUCKED THERE KITS AHAHAHA

BASED ASP DRAWING 2,1K VIEWERS

/asp/ CONFIRMED DRAW

GLORIOUS

PLAYING DIRTY ALREADY

>>2308953

>/asp/ the draw in this match

LUL

>>2308953
>delusional RAWtist

Why is our pitch so shitty?

JUST

FUCK

FUCK

gotta stack the odds first
then we can overcome them

WHO BOOKED THIS?

that shit goalkeeping vacant out

>>2308966
not our pitch. we are playing on /vg/s for some reason

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

fuck this rigged shit

ragequitting and closing the shitbox

BURIED

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STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER STRONGER

That will make our comeback even more impressive

DELETE

DELETE
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TIME TO OVERCOME THESE ODDS

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be patient my brothers, water ebbs before it flows

DELETE
DELETE
DELETE

DELETE
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BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/ BROTHER /sp/

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SPEAR!
SPEAR!
SPEAR!

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/sp/s LEAD HAS BEEN DELETED

>>2308976
A little quick to give up there buddy

PARK THE BUS AND LONGPASS NOW!!!

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEOLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

on a serious note
our goal horn sucks

>>2308974
Boris is picking the pitch of the team that lost the previous match.
/vp/-/jp/ was on /gd/ pitch for example.

>scoring in your goal

>>2308994
>a little quick

i dont think so

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OF COURSE ITS FUCKING ROMAN

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Le cut inside man is destroying us, get the big dog on

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WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?! SACK!!!

FUCKING ROMAN OF COURSE IT WAS HIM

BOTCH

BOTCHAMANIA

holy shit this shit is tense

>OWN GOAL

ITS ME /ASP/, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG /ASP/

>all out defence
it's over

the odds are finely poised

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SACK BIG BITCH!

Guys, I don't think I like Roman anymore..

SACKED IN THE MORNING

>odds are against us in the second half
it's almost like it was written this way for a comeback

>women's """""""""""""""wrestling"""""""""""""""""

>/asp/
>300 post bump limit
The Jenatty of 4chan

BOTCHA
O
T
C
H
A

It's over

WELP