>The Rock-n-Roll Express walked in on Jimmy Valiant, laying under a glass table, pleasuring himself, while a hooker was taking a dump on the top of the table.
Was he /ourguy/?
She wasn't farting or doing something with her feet, no
based fuckin boogie woogie man
da boogie woogie man wooh lawdy hav mercy daddyo ow!
How the Boogie woogie man is never talked about on here is a DAMN SHAME DADDY!!
*clap clap clap*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnsPG_Sx4Hc
>>2299732
>wasn't getting hooker poop on self
>wasn't engaging in the homosex acts
>used a wipe-clean surface
There is literally nothing wrong with doing this.
>>2299732
I live about an hour from him. He runs a wrestling school and comes into the city to sign autographs and sell his wares at festivals and such. He's pretty based to talk to.
>>2299732
He's my guy, that's for sure.
>>2299732
This story is not completly true. Valiant had a rat and had her go number 1 on the glass table knowing the Rock N Roll Express were going to walk in. It was a rib on the R-N-R's. I have heard this from Ricky's mouth himself.
>>2301509
have you ever jerked off in front of your friends not in a gay way or anything just a joke haha no homo or anything
>>2301527
I had my penis jerked by my friends multiple of times
>>2301533
hey its only gay if the balls touch bruh