I HEAR NOTHING IN THE STANDS
ORTON DRAWS NO DIMES AND BORES THE FANS, HE BORES THE FANS
ITS ALL ABOUT THE RATINGS
AND HOW YOU DROP EM
>>2294414
Hehehehehe
>>2294428
ITS ALL ABOUT THE DIMES
AND HOW YOU LOSE 'EM
I'VE NEVER DREW A DIME (DREW I DIME)
LOW RATINGS ALL THE TIME (ALL THE TIME)
>>2294634
You're the Jannetty of this thread.
RO-MAN
RO-MAN
RO-MAN
NO DIMES
RO-MAN
RO-MAN
RO-MAN
NOT A SINGLE DIME
NO DIMES
IT'S JUST BASIC ECONOMICS (B-BASIC ECONOMICS)
NO DIMES
I'M ON THE CHANNEL AND I'M FORCING YOU TO CHANGE IT
>>2294662
keked at this
>>2294662
GOAT
KEEP ROMAN
ROMAN
ROMAN
ROMAN
A MOVE IN A MOVE OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACKUP BACKUP
TELL ME WHO YOU GONNA PUSH NOW
A BREATH IN A BREATH OUT
RATINGS ARE WAY DOWN
BACKUP BACKUP
TELL ME WHO YOU GONNA PUSH NOW
KEEP ON ROMAN BABY
>>2294655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmPKjrh7kN0
*roman comes out moonwalking
B-B-D-Double U-T-S
Suffering succotash
Working all the smerks, belive?
(HEY YOU KNOW THEY PRETEND IM JAMIACAN)
NOT ONE DIME
CANT AFFORD SHELTER
NOT ONE DIME
CROWD IS QUIIIIIIIIEEEET
NO DIMES, YEAH THAT'S WHAT YA DRAW
DRAW NO DIMES
I'M BAAADDDD, FOR YOUR COMPANY
I'M BAAADDDD, BRING IT TO BANKRUPTCY
Who's that losing all the buys?
R-E-Y Mysterio, ratings low,
When the mask out, the fans they walk out,
He'll snap your back out, better watch out
fucking whole thread is cringe
>>2294662
best one in the thread
>>2294662
Holy shit 10/10 tbqh
LOOK AT MY DIIIIMES, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
NOT ONE SINGLE GODDAMN THING
I SEE VINCE ANGRY, I HEAR HIM SCREAM
HE KICKS ME OUT THE MAIN EVENT SCENE, OOOOOH
>>2296294
>>2296294
Best one yet
>>2294662
only good one ITT and that's because you actually matched the syllables
AIN'T NO POPS FOR ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN'T DRAW A DIME
(I'LL NEVER BRING IT TO YA)
RATINGS FALL BEHIND
(I'LL NEVER BRING IT TO YA)
MY ONLY FANS ARE MIMES
(I CAN'T BRING IT TO YA)
AIN'T NO POPS FOR ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE'RE LOSING MONNEEEYYY
WE'RE LOSING MONEY
>>2294662
fucking kekk
NO DIMES
THAT'S WHAT YOU DRAW
>>2297881
>my only fans are mimes
>>2297881
good one
LOSING DIIIIIIIIIMES
WITH THE BEEEELT
DROPPING RATINGS
WITH HIS GUUUUT
THERE GOES THE MONEEEEEY
THERE IT GOES
>>2296294
kek
KEEPING DIMES
IN THEIR HANDS
WANTING FREEEEEEDOOOOM
FROM THE STANDS
THEY'RE WALKING BACK
BACK TO THE STALLS
TO TAKE A PISS
TAKE A PISS
AND HE WON'T DRAW A DIME AGAIN
FOR YEARS TO COME
HE BRINGS IN ZERO SUM
>>2297971
kek
GO!
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, A DIME, A NAKED TRUTH REVEALED
DIMES YOU'VE NEVER DRAWN AND SEATS NEVER FILLED
IN THE RATINGS YOU WILL TAKE THEM DOWN A GIANT SLIDE
LOSING MONEY BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T DRAW DIIIIIIIIIMES
*ratings crash*
Turn it off!
>>2297978
Lol
>>2297980
nice
RATINGS DROPPING
You've done it now
You've done and made a channel swap
and I can't allow you to take a seat in the stands
so turn around, and face the lower merch demands
cause the end is now
this is gonna be your dime giveaway daaaaaaaaaay
>>2297971
nice
>>2297996
YOU WON'T PAY
YOU WON'T PAY
YOU WON'T PAY
YOU WON'T PAY
>>2294414
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'VE BEEN WISHIN
FOOOOOOOR
Wellllllllllllllll
Its a Dead Show
Its a big,dead,show tonight
awww baby come on
yeahhhh its a Dead show
Ratings Tankin'up, I'm not drawing dimes aahh
aaooohhhh
Well get ready for something
that you'll never know
you wont see it coming
but the buyrates gonna blow
Its a Dead showww
Could'nt sell
a single dime(single dime)
your time is over
while I'm jobbin to Braun
the ratings wont recover
cause I burned it to the ground
Its a dead show
LISTEN UP THERES NOT A DIME TO BE SPARED
ITS QUITE A DROP FROM THE TOP 3 MILLION WEEKLY DOWN HERE
HOW LOW YOU THINK WE CAN GO?
DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT WE BLOW?
CAUSE ROMAN HAS WON AND NOBODYS HAVIN FUN
YOU GOT THE WORLDS ON ITS KNEES
THEYRE TURNING OFF THEIR TVS
VINCE WANTS MORE VINCE WANTS MORE
BUT YOULL GET NOTHING FROM ME BUT LOW RATINGS
>>2298038
fuckingKEKKED
*piles of money explode in flames*
THE DIMES AND RATINGS ARE ALL GONE I KNOW FOR SURE
ALL THE SEATS ARE EMPTY AND CANCELLING THE NETWORK
AS THE BANK BECOMES A PIT I CAUSE TO BURN
THEN NO DIMES RETURN
>>2295894
Really not one person liked that one?
Welp time to go empty the closet and get a belt.
>>2298111
remember what BMJ says anon....Never Give Up
>>2297881
I like this
>>2297884
KEK
>>2294414
NOT ONE DIME
NOT ONE DIME
NOT ONE DIME
NOT ONE DIME
THE EMPTY SEATS THAT I SEE IN THE STANDS
MAKES YOU REALIZE IVE DRAWN NO DIMES (NOT ONE DIME)
THE EMPTY SEATS I LEAVE IN THE STANDS MAKES YOU REALIZE IVE DRAWN NO DIMES
(NOT ONE DIME)
When ratings crash down and it hurts the buys...
Your knees won't let you stand and you'd like to hide...
I ain't got no friends, I ain't got no pride...
I'm not even a man, I can't draw a dime...
>>2298199
rvd ya faggot 18+
>>2298210
>One of a kind
4 syllables
>Not One Dime
3 syllables
I was at the venue and the crowd got loud for Randy when he came out. OP is full of shit
>>2298214
randy orton literally killed smackdown and tanked all smackdown house shows so bad they had to start falsely advertising them as raw house shows
IIIII LEAVE YOU IN A DEEP SLEEP
YOU ALL WEEP
YOU'RE LIVING THROUGH AGONY ON TV
VINCE IS A FOOL TO PUT ME ON SCREEN
MY MATCH IS THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO GO PEE
STEP INTO THE RING AND BRING THE RATINGS DOWN
BOOING FANS IS THE ONLY SOUND
PUT THE BELT ON ME AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW
YOU'LL BE A JOKE AND BROKE WITH NO DIMES FROM JERICHO
>>2297978
underrated
>>2294414
WHOA HEY
WHOA HEY
WHOA HEY
SOME BODY GON GET THEY DIMES DRAWN
SOME BODY GON GET THEY SEATS FILLED
SOME BODY GON GET THEY DIMES DRAWN
SOME BODY GON GET THEY SEATS FILLED
SELL EM ALL SELL EM ALL BREAK THE BANK BREAK THE BANK
>>2298215
Then why did everyone start chanting Randy and RKO over he Mia's post SD segment?
>>2298223
Everyone know Mark Henry is the biggest draw
VIVA LA DIME
IF YOU AINT DRAWING, YOU ARE JOBBIN
I FIGHT, YOU JOB, I DRAW
I FIGHT, YOU JOB, I DRAW
>>2294655
Fuck you you piece of shit I gave up my dental care to see Roman win at WrestleMania last year.
THE RATINGS FOR THIS SHOW ARE GONE I KNOW FOR SURE
ALL THE DIMES I'VE EVER DRAWN JUST NEVER WERE
ONCE AGAIN I'LL GET A PUSH I'LL NEVER EARN
AND NO FAN RETURNS
>>2297980
Underrated
>>2298355
What song?
>>2298397
Kane's Finger Eleven theme song from back in the day
>>2294414
Do you know what syllables are?
Somebody gonna lose they buy rates.
Somebody gonna lose they buy rates.
>>2298404
Replace "Orton" with "he" and it works
>>2298223
Hellooooooo, ratings!
1, 2, is anyone watching?
Yo Jimmy, turn off that Triple H shh...(Ha ha ha ha!)
NOT GONNA DRAW ANY MONEY
TELL ME WHO AND WHAT KILLS RATINGS
NOT ENTERTAINING ANYBODY
TIRED OF MAKING PEOPLE LEAVE
WHEN YOU CAN'T DRAW A DIME AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>2296086
I like this one
>>2298423
'All low ratings' could have been better
NO THEY DON'T WATCH US NO THEY DON'T WATCH US
AIN'T NO ONE HERE NO WE DON'T REALLY DRAW NONE
WE SUM ANTI DRAWS
WITH THE LOW BUY RATE
LISTEN UP CAUSE THERE'S 3 HOURS TO SPARE
QUITE A DROP IN THE RATINGS VINCE HOW YA FEELING DOWN THERE
>>2298469
FANS WILL LEAVE THE STANDS
AND SCROLL THROUGH TV GUIDE
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
WAS DIMES TO DRAW - THE SEATS BE FILLED
IT WAS IN MY HANDS
I MUST NOT FAIL
I'LL PROBABLY FAIL
EVEN THROUGH THE HIGH BUY RATES
THIS CHOKEHOLD HURTS
AYYY JAAAAAAYYYY!
LOOK IN THE STANDS
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
NOT A SINGLE DIME FOR MEE!
WOW, RATINGS LOW
I DRAW NO DIMES TO YOUR SHOW
>>2298042
kek
>>2297977
Underrated
>>2298510
Underrated
WE WON'T SELLLLLLLLLLL
cos THE ROCK
ain't drawin
>>2298042
Ctfu
WE SOME ANTI-DRAWS
WITH NO CHARISMA
AIN'T NOBODY FINNA BUY ANY TICKETS
YOUR COMPANY COULD BE NEXT
WE ALREADY RUINED TNA
CAUSE AINT NOBODY TUNING IN WITH US MAIN EVENT
NOW IT'S TIME
TO DRAW NO DIMES
RATINGS LOW... I'M BURIEED NOOOOW
HEY
NOTHING I CAN SAY
NOT ONE SINGLE DIME TOOODAY
NOW IT'S TIME TO CRY
I CAN'T DRAAAAAW A DIME
(DUN DUN)
NOT ONE DIMEEEEEE
HEY
NOTHING I CAN SAY
NOT ONE SINGLE DIME TODAY
NOW IT'S TIME TO CRY
I CAN'T DRAW ONE DIMEEEEE
I'LL NEVER DRAWWWW A DIME
>>2298506
Underrated.
IT'S TIME TO FACE IIIIIT
WE CAN'T DRAW
WE CAN'T DRAW
WE CAN'T DRAW
WE WILL TANK THE RATINGS
ZERO DIMES
ZERO DIMES
BURIED BY JOOHN
DIMES I DRAW NONE
DIMES I DRAW NONE
VINCE LOOKIN' SCARED CAUSE I CAN'T REALLY DRAW NONE
WE SOME ANTI-DRAWS
THEY TURN THE TVS OFF
AIN'T NOBODY DUMB ENOUGH TO TUNE IN
YOUR SHOW COULD BE NEXT
YOU SHOULDA BOOKED ROMAN
CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY DRAWIN' IF I MAIN EVENT
>>2297977
kek
nice one
OOOOOH NIELSEN HOOOOMES
TELL ME DO I DRAW DIMES? (NO)
I like to drop down to record lows
God knows you hear the ratings fall
I drive the price of the stocks down
Falling like thunder never drawing a crowd
Main event doesn't want a piece of meeeeeee
>>2300572
That was fucking dreadful
>>2298227
Cause people like him now, he initially killed smackdown 6 years ago. He was the ratings killer blandy boreton for years after that triple h feud that ultimately led to yet another shit mania match for hhh.
WON'T DRAW A DIME
WON'T DRAW A DIME
WON'T DRAW A DIME
THE WEED I SMOKED GOT ME MORE THAN A FINE
BEAT CENA BUT I WON'T DRAW A DIME
I THOUGHT A JOINT SOUNDED GOOD AT THE TIME
BEAT CENA BUT I
WON'T DRAW A DIME
>>2297971
>>2298042
This is a good one
>>2298111
I liked it anon
>>2298828
HAHAHAHAHA
VINCE THINKS I'M A DRAW
I KNOW I'M NOT
I GOT THE DRAWING POWER
THAT DRIVES ALL THE RATINGS DOWN
I'M JUST AN ANTI DRAW
(ANTI-DRAW!)
>>2300825
VINCE SEES ME WALK
VINCE HEARS ME TALK
I MAKE HIM FEEL
LIKE I JUST DREW A DIME
NO HANDS ON MY MERCHANDISE
>>2297881
kek
*Ratings Flatline*
>>2298042
what song
>>2300876
raw theme
NEVER DREW A DIME
ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY THE RATINGS HAVE CRASHED
A BETTER PLACE ROMAN'S ACHIEVED
AND THEY'LL SKIP MY MERCH, KEEP THEIR DIMES
ON THIS DAY THE CROWD GOES SILENT
EVERY SEAT HAS BEEN VACATED
ANOTHER CHANCE TO LOSE YOUR VIEWERS
NOT A CHANCE TO DRAW
CHANCE TO LOSE MORE DIMES
(BUSINESSMAN SCREAMING IN ANGER)
(I draw no diiiiiiiiiiiiimes~~)
I DRAW NO DIMES AND NOW OUR BRAND'S IN DANGER
LOW SALES AND NO-ONE'S TUNING IN
I DRAW NO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
FUCK!
I saw the ratings it's hanging o'er my head
That dreadful feeling that our show will soon be dead
Put over talent or start hiring more indie guys
But if I get the strap then it's time for our last rites
AND I SAID YEAH
I DRAW NO DIMES AND NOW VINCE IS CRYING
TV CONTRACT IS NOT RENEWED
I DRAW NO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES!!!
>>2300925
kek, not bad.
LOOK AT THESE DIMES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
NONE OF THEM WERE DRAWN BY ME
I JOBBED TO LESNAR
THEN MICKEY
STILL NO DIMES ARE DRAWN BY ME
LOOK AT ALL IVE DRAWN
NOT A SINGLE FAN IN THE SEATS
EVERYONE WISHES THEY WERENT HERE
WOOH
BUT I NEVER DREW A DIME WHEN IT COMES TO ME
ON OCCASION MY CONTRACT IS CUT DUE IS CUT DUE TO, INFLATIOOOOON
YEEAH, UUUUHHHHHHH
I HAVENT DRAWN AT ALL
YEAAAAH
I HAVENT DRAWN AT ALL
Turn off all our segments
The piss break, of the WWE
I DON'T DRAW DIMES
YEAH I DON'T DRAW DIMES
YEAH!
I LOVE TO LOSE EM
I LOVE TO STOP THEM
I LOVE TO DROP THEM
I LOVE TO SHOVE THEM
I LOVE TO PINCH THEM
I LOVE TO WATCH THEM
I LOVE TO KILL THEM
AND I'M GONNA LOSE THEM
CAUSE I DON'T DRAW DIMES
I DONT DRAW DIMES
YEAH WOOOAH
I DONT DRAW DIMES
SO MANY ASSES, NOT IN THE SEATS
ONLY MY DULL FACE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE SOME DIMES
I'M NOT A DRAW OF ANY SORT KIND
I MIGHT DRAW A PENNY BUT I'LL NEVER DRAW A DIME
Best thread ever
>>2301229
Holy shit kek
IT'S A SHAME THAT I
CAN'T DRAW DIMES
I BOTCH MY SPOTS AND FORGET MY LINES
I RUN THEM OFF, I MUST HAVE NO PRIDE!
NOT ANY DIMES! NOT ANY DIMES!
(I actually love Sheamus, his lyrics just fit well)
IDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMESIDREWNODIMES
TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNNNEEELLLLLL
>>2294414
A better ending would've been
>They don't talk about meee
>THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MEEEE
>>2298401
Y'know what? I actually liked that theme song over his current one (which is basically an alternate version of his original WWF-era theme)
>>2300896
Which one?
Btw, the ONLY Raw themes I ever really gave a shit about (and actually liked) were 'Across the Nation' and 'Wanna Be Loved'
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE RATINGS HIT THE...FLOOOOOOOORRRR
>>2301674
His titantron literally had his Dad looking disappointed.
>>2300963
PHIL BTFO
>>2300686
>people like him now
key phrase. you rekt yourself.
This television show has drawn its final breath
This ratings drop is probably to blame on Steph
The talents poor and there are no dimes to be found
Even the death of vince won't turn this shit around and I said
I tune in weekly for some kind of changer
A place where seats are always full, they've all gone home
Come on, Jerichooo
You don't got this, no!
One, Bring ratings d-d-d-ooowwwwwnnnnnnn
(Ratings will fall)
>>2296294
This by far the best one in the thread
>>2297955
IF YOU AINT DRAWING DIMES, THEN YOUR DRAWING DONT MATTER
>>2300686
Hi Randall
>>2298216
underrated post
NO O-O O O
NO-O O-O O-O O
NO O-O O O
NO-O O-O O-O O
NO DIMES
TEAR THE RATINGS FROM THE SKY
NEVER DREW A SINGLE DIME
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
I'm sawft, I'm sloppy
They callin' me botchy
I troll in the ring, can't grab that precious brass ring
Cass wanna copy, but he's as dumb as me
I'm up in the stands, lookin' for dimes, can't wake up the crowd.
I'm hot like Sasha, still can't draw a dime.
You ain't heard of me?
Because dimes avoid me
This thread
>>2302980
BASED
>>2294414
I ahve an addition to this one:
HE BOREES THE FAAAAAAANS
(YAAAAAAAAAAWN)
THEY TELL ME RATINGS HAVE GONE DOWN LOW
MY MATCHES WITH SHEAMUS FUCKING BLOW
I BORE THE FANS.
I'M HERE TO DRAW NO DIMES!
I'M HERE TO DRAW NO DIMES!
DRAWING ALL DIMES DRAWING ALL DIMES
>>2303835
I'M HERE TO TANK THE RATINGS, I'M HERE TO TANK THE RATINGS
NO DIMES
TURN IT OFF
YOU WON'T HEAR WHAT I SAY, YOU WON'T WATCH WHAT I DO
IF YOU EVER DOUBTED ME YOU SURE HAD A CLUE
>>2297980
HOW DO YOU DRAW THE DIMES?
>>2297980
Changin' it
Changin' it
Changin' it
>>2302980
Ba-da- boom, fewest dimes in the room.
DRAW NO DIMES,
NO, HE WON'T DRAW THEM
HE WON'T DRAW THEM
AND HE WILL BORE ALL OF US
AND I WILL NOT SPEND
I WILL NOT SPEND
DRAW NO DIMES,
NO, HE WON'T DRAW THEM
HE WON'T DRAW THEM
AND HE WILL BORE ALL OF US
AND I WILL NOT SPEND
I WILL NOT SPEND
RATINGS WILL NOT ADJUST
NO, I WON'T CHIP IN
I WON'T CHIP IN
OH, TICKETS TURN TO DUST
UNTIL THE END
UNTIL THE END
so who DOES draw dimes?
>>2305869
Nobody, the entire business is a sham bubble pyramid scheme on the way to finally bursting.
Literately our generations Crédit Mobilier
Member the first thread of this that was actually funny
>>2305869
BretGOD
>>2300622
doesn't rhyme
>>2300735
Best one
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
NO DIMES (YEAH YA KNOW)
S.O.S
I AM NOT DRAWING
S.O.S
THE CROWD IS SNORING
DAJSFIJBNAFIJNKAGNAFDGKNAGAEGEARGMERKGNAEOLGNEROGNREOGAKNGGJKBSFDGKFDGNKSDGNJKRESGNJENRGJSEKRNGRENGJKSERNGJRNEJGNSEGBNIKGN
Fuck off reddit
IM HERE TO BORE THE WORLD
IM HERE TO BORE THE WORLD
NO DIIIIIIIIMES
IT'S A SHAME FOR FANS
LOST YOUR HEAD
A CARELESS BRAND THAT
COULD WIND UP DEAD
PROMOTE NO DRAWS
LIKE THEY'RE SOME KIND OF PRIZE
NOT MANY DIMES
NOT MANY DIMES
OOOHHHH OOOHHHH
THESE WORDS ARE TRUE
AND I'LL MAKE EMPTY SEATS
YEAH YA FIGHT FOR AIR AND STRUGGLE NOT TO SLEEP
AND WE KILLED THE RATINGS WELL
AND I WILL SEND THE BUYRATES STRAIGHT TO HELL
>tfw Sheamus is actually one of my favourite wrestlers in WWE
IT'S ME
IT'S ME
IT"S BANKRUPTCY
>>2298308
hey bitch Okuyasu >>> Kakyoin
>>2306293
>>2306332
>>2306358
>>2306437
lmfao