If you could book yourself in a match against any poster on /asp/

>>2279792
>No. 2279792
>Winner gets to fuck your mum

Whoever is the mod. Stip is no DQ, winner gets to be mod.

Pay somebody to hit him in the back of the head with a chair as soon as the match starts, then kick him in the dick 30 times.

Blissboi in a breeding match. I'd make that little twink love me

>>2279874
>little twink
Pretty sure bliss"boi" is a girl m8

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>>2279792
triple threat match lumberjack match with deancuck and bryanfag. lumberjacks are other /asp/ posters

I'd book myself against >>2280493

>>2280493
kek state of this slow ass board

>>2280504
we could have an invasion angle survivor series match for /wwe/ vs /toygunfags/ and /mmautists/ for the fate of the board

Against the anon after me in a "first to cum loses" match

>>2280049
>a girl
on the internet? LIES

Open Challenge...

>>2280533
they don't want none

(you)'s on a pole battle royale between the entire /asp/ roster.

>>2279855
that's not a poster, that's a post

>>2279792
Todd vs Deanmark at Wrestlemania. As the storyline progresses towards the mainevent Todd discovers that he was right when Deanmark reveals that all tripcodes including 90% of anonymous posts belong to him. The stipulation for the match is loser leaves /asp/ for good

>>2280533
Triphammer vs Bryanfag in a literal death match
>pls make this happen

>>2279792
> its yet another another meta asp ''''''personality'''''' thread
I would choose you and deancuck in a street fight then proceed to beat you both to death you chortling fucking fraggle

>>2280533
Who are you?

>>2282356
>SEETHING

>>2280533
>Triphammer
Literally fucking who?