>yfw Harper wins the WWE title with the Sister Abigail

>>2276952
Don't be daft. No one wins by stealing a finisher, unless it's against a bottom tier shitter.

>>2276982
Its all in the family, son

>bray and Harper are being pushed because of the success of resident evil 7

I just want a spot where Randy hits the RKO and Bray IMMEDIATELY goes into the spider-walk, before Randy can even get the cover.

>post yfw Big Promo Baron wins the Battle Royal and murders Bray at Mania

>>2277142
Harper is winning

>>2277142
Fuck, I seriously wanna see Baron built as an absolute monster, they have already done a good job protecting the end of days

>>2277193
why would a 37 year old midcarder 4 life main event Mania?

>>2277490

Vince has the whim of having a 6 star match too. And Harper is one of the few guys on the main roster that can deliver one right now.

The fuck is Harper's finisher? I actually have no idea

>>2277638
>Implying Vince cares what that kike Meltzer says and his muh 6 star match.

Top lel.

>>2277640
discus clothesline

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My body is ready

>>2277124
Explain this? Is RE7 about Backwood cults?

>>2277640
Rear View

>yfw Orton wins the WWE title with an RKO out of nowhere on Harper at WM

Luke does need a new finisher. I hope he gets one before his push is over.

>>2278926
Wasn't his finisher both discus clothesline and that sitout powerbomb that Randy kicked out of at EC?

>>2278926
Allahu Akbhar

>>2278928
Two of the least protected moves I've ever seen. They're effectively signature moves and the man has no finisher.

>>2278863
My sides

>>2278934
Yeah, everyone kicks out of that. Then again I have no idea what his finisher could be.

I mean, I'd give him a piledriver but since that's banned in WWE I have legit no idea what would be good and believable for him.

>>2277490

Vince like to have multiple "main events". Lesnar/Goldberg will close the show, but they will call this match a "main event".

>>2277128

No way they would bury the RKO like that

>that moment from two years ago in the Bray vs Taker match
>both men on their backs
>Bray goes into the spider walk
>Taker does his spooky-sit up thing and looks over at him
>Lawler completely ruins it by yelling "HOW'S THAT FOR A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT?????"

I'm still fucking seething over that. What a fucking retarded thing to say

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>>2276952
Here you can see deanetty having a moment of emotional reflection as he realizes that literally everyone else in the ring has drawn more dimes than him

>>2278862
about a crazy family

>>2276982
>Stealing a finisher

Kek

>>2278938
>piledriver

Perfect candidate for Kane and Undertaker to pass on the move to desu

I'm fucking ready for HarperGOAT's run.

>>2279069
WrestleMania 31 was a pretty good show where the commentary absolutely goddamn sucked the life out of it.

>>2279289
That happens to live in the swamps of Louisiana

If it isn't harper who could possibly win that Battle Royal and make sense??

Come to think of it I couldn't even tell you what Harper's finisher is if there was a gun to my head.

Is it the superkick? That spinning lariat? The guy has been severely underutilized and is not a very good wrestler to boot, the current push he's getting is not very believable to me. Bray is not a particularly strong champ but even given that I just don't see Harper as a credible threat to him. It's as if you were to put Ziggles in a feud with Cena.

>>2279965
AJ.

That's about it. Nobody else really makes sense.

>>2280009
>Is it the superkick?
No.
>That spinning lariat?
Yes!

Glad we solved that.