IT’S A SHAME FOR FANS WHO ENDURE THIS SHIT
A CARELESS MAN WITH THE MEMEWEIGHTS
YOU PROMOTE NO DRAWS LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF PRIZE
NOT MANY DIMES, NOT MANY DIMES
(OHH, OHH…) THESE WORDS ARE TRUE AND I’LL MAKE YOU BELIEVE
(OHH, OHH…) YEAH, YOU FIGHT FOR VIEWS AND STRUGGLE TO SELL TICKETS
(OHH, OHH…) AND YOU DON'T SELL YOUR MERCH VERY WELL
(OHH, OHH…) AND I WILL SEND THE BUY RATE STRAIGHT TO HELL
still not as good as lobsterhead
>Take a good thread
>Ruin it by trying to force it into being a meme
>Write shitty, unfunny versions every single time
>Try and force it almost daily
Just give up, you're not funny.
LOOK AT THE RATINGS!
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
PEOPLE TURNING OFF THEIR TV'S
>>2258240
Punk drew record highs after his post MITB return
>>2258142
Damn I just got here and it hurt MY feelings. At least I dont do this on tv.
>>2258267
>m-muh summer of punk!
>>2258060
You didn't even try to make it rhyme you useless bitch.
>>2258060
I legitimately enjoy most of his work
Outside League of Nations of course. That was lazy booking, lazy promo, and lazy story telling.
>>2258240
Objectively false
>sold more merch than cena
>drew record highs around MITB
>made wrestling a mainstream draw again for a short period
>>2258267
Hi, Punk
>>2258446
>>made wrestling a mainstream draw again for a short period
>Summerslam 2011: loss of 54k buys from the previous year
>MITB 2011: outdrawn two years later by a John Cena vs Mark Henry match
>>2258282
Because your arms can't support your 450lbs ass.
Have sex