>after their match at WM33 >Miz and Maryse ascend up the

>>2235748
My boy Cena is never gonna marry. He knows bitches ain't worth it.

>>2235748
>fans start to chant "Thank you, Nikki
KEK no chance.
>Cena on one knee
KEK no chance
>Crowd cheering romance bullshit
KEK no, just no

>>2235754
Why do you hate love my dude?

>>2235748
>Nikki fantasy booking her marriage

kek BMJs never going to do it

>>2235748
i would mark

but it would be even better if nikki got slimed

>>2235767
Cena is hosting the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards or whatever, definitely a great time to see her get slimed.

>>2235758
I don't, but if I wanted it in my wrestling I'd fuck men

>>2235780
This is between a man and a woman I'm not sure you understand.

>>2235748
you missed out part 2
>BMJ comes home one day to find Nikki fucking her Personal trainer
> John gets divorced from her
>nikki takes him for everything he owns in court
> BMJ has to come out of retirement to job
> nikki never works another day in her life
> BMJ is still working at 70 to pay her alimony.
> BMJ kills himself because he's lost everything he's worked for his entire life.

That is the moment Cena has to turn heel.

It's so hilarious how Nikki thinks BMJ is gonna marry her some day . He said it few times , he tried and didn't like it

>>2235781
I want to see fighting and maybe some humour, not a bitch soap opera

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>>2235786

>>2235786
He made her sign a 75 page contract just to move in with him so there's no way BMJ isn't getting a pre-nup

>>2235794
Nikki proposes post match, and John does the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5n-FvpGwW8

>>2235754
>Crowd cheering romance bullshit
18+
https://youtu.be/Lu5Zi2HuBww

>>2235805
>he thinks in 2016+1 that prenups mean anything

>>2235786
I was thinking they could fuck that night and have a Wrestlemania baby. WWE could then and go full "Boyhood" and develop the greatest storyline and wrestler ever from birth!

>>2235805
prenups are utter dog shit and they're not worth the paper they're written on. if she breaks down and cries in the courtroom and says she pressured him to do it then the prenup would be thrown out.
Source: law student.

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>Nikki proposes
>BMJ makes the you cant see me hand move
>then he AAs her
>one man in the audience is cheering the fuck up
>the camera zomms in
>you see pic related

>>2235809
BMJ will go ironclad bro trust me.

>>2235808
John Cena and Nikki Bella are no Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth

>>2235813
>AA
>The alimony annihilater

>>2235816
Well all I'm saying is I'd rather see a leaked BMJ/Nikki sex tape than a Macho Man/Elizabeth

>>2235813
I lold

>>2235813
What's the back story here?

>>2235825
Brendan's entire life has been ruined by his divorce and the alimony he owes

>>2235821
Really? Liz was gorgeous, her tearing that skirt off > Nikki wearing nothing but Cena's shirt

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Go Pats!

>>2235838
Look at that delicious ass posted below you for my reBUTTal

>>2235846
Nikki is not even the sexiest bella, her ass is 10 a dime. Elizabeth had class and was hot from 1990 - 2000 when she was milfy af

>>2235856
Show me something to impress me, I'll be honest I could barely pick Miss Elizabeth out of a lineup

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>>2235873
It's harder to get sexy pics of Liz for obvious reasons

>>2235878
>those skeleton thighs

ill pass

>>2235805
>mark gets worked by Total Divas

>>2235878
I guess my main memory of her is her in super 80s mode and I've never been into that look. This isn't bad though, but I do still prefer Nikki.

>>2235905
Couldn't find hd pics of her in the yellow dress

>>2235892
Was this on TD? I don't watch it like you so that's news to me.

Forgot the part where Cena is on one knee and the crowd does the yes chant

>>2235934
Oh nice, very good.

>>2235934
Well the chant is over and they like bmj and Nikki so makes sense

Nikki says "No" and goes on a massive 6 month heal run as the biggest bitch in the world, could be good

>>2235748
They get married at SummerSlam, Dolph Ziggler shows up with a snake

>>2235812
family court has its own rules from normie court

>>2236047
That does sound good but I do believe she'll be retiring soon due to her neck/John babies

>>2235776
i pray she does

>>2236106
Mmm, me too

>>2236222
what color?

>>2236232
Classic green I'm not a pervert

>>2235754
This

romance is lame af

>>2236238
Just because you're too fat to get up from a kneeling position does not mean no one wants to see BMJ propose to Nikki.

>>2236243
Not even BMJ wants to see that


Are you one of those dorks back in middle school who used to have little crushes on every girl you saw

>>2236248
I'm sorry I didn't go to an all boys school where I learned to appreciate a good cock at such a young age

>>2236252
Tell the class about the punk goth emo chick you liked

>>2236256
>Punk goth emo

It sounds like you're trying real hard to keep up with the teen trends of the past 30 years, are you 60+ mate?

>>2236280
Was she real tough? Did she like you back?

>>2236283
I don't even understand what stereotype you have in your head. I'm out!

Romance shit worked for Macho and Liz, I'm sure the crowd would pop crazy! To bad our boy Appledough! is never going to marry because he isn't a sucker!

>>2236288
>>2236289
Exclamation marks! Exclamation marks! Excitement! Punk goth pussy! Yum!

>>2236289
It would still be a great moment for everyone.

>John, will you marry me
>YOUR TIME IS UP
>MY TIME IS NOW
>YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME
>MY TIME IS NOW

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>>2235812
In my 34 years of practice, I've never seen a prenuptial agreement that wasn't enforced by the court

>>2235748
>john gets down on one knee
>"nikki, will you..
>eva marie's music hits
>bmj runs out of the ring and lives happily ever after with the red queen

>>2236232
green. although i would be fine with any color

>>2236334
Hi grandpa

>>2235846
>suburbanite white boiiiz think that's an ass

>Nikki passionately speaks about how she loves wrestling and how she's going to miss her career and her fans so much, but that doesn't even compare to the thought of spending a single day without the love of her life, John Cena.
>She tells John how he's the most important thing in the world to her, and how she'd give up everything she got from wrestling, from the reality shows, everything, just to be with him.
>She asks John if she'll marry him.
>John looks at the ring. Looks at Nikki. Has a small smile. Adjusts his cap.
>"Fine speech."

>>2236530
kek fucking brilliant

>>2236530
lel

>>2236530

Excellent speechposting

Of all the fantasy booking, this is the thing that won't happen the most

>>2236525
kys, g6, you fucking cuck.

>>2236570
Trump is a cuck
HBK is Vince's bottom

>>2235748
>Nikki going for the 3 count on Maryse
>Cena breaks it up
>Turns heel and goes stone cold on Bella
>Crowd going wild
>Miz comes up to shake hands with Cena
>Gets on one knee
>Pops the question
>Miz says yes
>Crowd cheers
>They kiss and walk up the ramp holding hands

Would this be the greatest Wrestlemania moment of all time? How hard would you mark and cry?

>>2236603
Only if AJ does a run in with a chainsaw

>>2235748

Dude 18+

>YFW Cena's ex-wife does a run in and beats Nikki with a steel chair