>generic look >bad theme song >only one cool move >rarely

>>2232820
>generic look
You mean aesthetic af

>bad theme song
I like it

>only one cool move
That's all you need. Austin just had the stunner, hogan just had the leg drop

>rarely puts on a good match
not that matches matter, but he usually does put on a good match

>the jannetty of evolution
won the most belts since evolution split. The opposite of a jannetty

>no mic skills
yup

>not a single dime drawn
drew big in 2009. The last time ratings went up.

>>2232827
he's won the most belts but batista is a movie star and hhh is going to take over the wwe someday so yes, i would say he is the jannetty

>>2232820
Snek-hating rawtist SEETHING

>>2232829
so its flair then

>>2232820
RKO, Spike DDT, backbreaker thing, punt. That's four cool moves

>>2232820
>>only one cool move

his powerslam is second only to goldust's

It really shows that he is his own biggest mark. Any time I watch his matches he always looks like he thinks his shit don't stink.

>only one cool move

In fact it's the only "wwe move" that everyone knows.
Mainstream as fuck. Eventhe people who doesn't watch wrestling knows what is a RKO.

>Janetty of Evolution
>Janetty of Legacy, which he lead

>>2232880
Vines and memes are the only way how mainstream audience gets to know wrestling
Thats why nobody likes reigns, he is not interesting in any single way

>>2232885
WWE should start hiring a guy to shop in spears on people falling and put them on vine.

>>2232853

This. Golddust is a brilliant wrestler, shame his gimmick has always divided opinion.

>>2232820
Because he won the royal Rumble

>>2232880
I disagree. Everyone knows what the Chokeslam is.

>generic look
Maybe at a glance, but in motion, he has plenty of distinctive stuff. Plus, his tattoos are very distinct.
>bad theme song
Not really. It's a good wrestling theme. It has that signature opening.
>only one cool move
Noooooo. At least three. His powerslam and his draping DDT are crisp as fuck.
>rarely puts on a good match
lol that just ain't true.
>the jannetty of evolution
>implying evolution had a janetty
>no mic skills
Yeah, kinda. I liked him when they were building to the Lesnar fight when he was just Happy Randy, but he's been boring since then.
>not a single dime drawn
>muh dimes meme

>why is he main-eventing WM?
1)To make nice on letting Brock cave his skull in.
2) He's not, Goldberg/Brock is main eventing. Randy will be in one of their four main events that's just more bullshit WWE corporate speak.

>>2232893
Every time Goldust jobs out to Shining Stars or the Club, a little slice of me dies.

>>2232941
He used to have a based dropkick

>>2232941
He also has the GOAT European Uppercuts, better than Cesaro.

>>2232820
Smarks seething Based Snek headlining another Wrestlmania!