How would you book wrestler's entrances for Wrestlemania

Does Bray still own Takers druids?

>>2229804
Roman should have those dogs shit outside the ring so he can throw the Undercarder in it

Carder should come out in a coffin cuz that old fuck is near death

>Taker's gong hits
>Then changes
>KEEP ROLLING ROLLING
>Comes out in a wheelchair
>announces retirement

>>2229811
the match will already be shit enough

a fat old man and noman gains will be a step above a piss break match

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>>2229804
>>Roman Reigns walks to the ring with 4 big vicious dogs on chains

>>2229804
Undercarder limps out, tries to bend over and pick up a dime but his back won't let him

>HERE COMES THE MONEEEEY
>HERE WE GO
>Due to budget cutbacks, coins rain from the sky killing hundreds and injuring thousands in the arena

>>2229811
THE BIG DOGS ARE GONNA HUNT

>>2229804
My dream is for Owens to come out in a coffin Undertaker style. Except he's actually dead.

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It may sound corny but I'd have Ambrose pushed out to the ring on a wheel dolly, in a straight jacket and facemask like Hannibal Lecter.

>>2229818
This

>>2229857
The dimes are getting their revenge after nobody drew any of them for so long!

Have Finn Balor come out on a motorcycle with Albert

>>2229804
How about enough with the stupid autistic entrances that just make this look like even more of a stupid kids show?

>>2229867
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>>2229933
Funny, a lot of boxers use extravagant entrances and I never see people calling Boxing matches kids' shows.

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>>2229882

Have Gran Metalik show up escaping from an ICE van with ICE agenta chasing him throughout the arena for the entire show for shenanigans

>>2229804
I can't think of better Bray entrance than the one he had with the band

>>2229804
wyatt's entrance is perfect the way it is

>>2229804
Who let the dogs out plays as a bunch of little puppers come out to the ring. All the puppers stand at the side of the ring like all the cenas in mania 25. Romans music hits as he comes to the ring in a collar and doggy mask. He takes off the mask and shouts "oooooooAAAAAAHHH" as all the dogs bark.

Have a graphic artist draw a dime on a huge canvas while Undertaker looks on in tears.

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>>2229818
>>KEEP ROLLING ROLLING
>>Comes out in a wheelchair

>>2229878
nah, that's fucking cool.

>>2229878
>>2230395
Finn already did that one the indie scene, people would just compare it to that

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>>2230408
Well Finns a little twink. There have been repeated entrances before, terminator, throwing up too sweets or saying suck it. But there aren't many, Dean is very charismatic, more charismatic than Finn, plus he's the lunatic, Finn was finger gun flip guy.

>>2229818
lmao

>>2230408
no one gives a single, solitary fuck about outlaw wrestling

>seth hobbles to the front row in crutches and sits down to watch the show next to conor mcgregor
>hhh gives seth shit
>mcgregor jumps the barricade and runs at hhh
>hhh pedigrees him easily since he's a dyel manlet
>mcgregor shits his pants
>seth is visibly seething
>mma marks seething
>wrestling smarks seething
>king of kings plays and hhh walks backstage laughing

>>2229804
>AJ
It's open stadium. he deserves not just stage Pyro, but fireworks.

>Orton
Just fucking play Burn in My Light already, stop cock teasing us.

>Miz
Red carpet. Photographers a la MNM. Maybe have a female plant jump the barricade to hug him or something, he poses with her and she faints.
Or have him come down the ramp YESing

>Sasha
If Sasha goes another Mania WITHOUT dressing as a sailor senshi or incorporating her gear to resemble one especially after ND's DBZ entrance last year, I'm going to fucking cry. As for the entrance itself, let her role to the ring in a limo whatever color her hair will be

>Haitch
Have him sitting down while wearing another kind of Shao Khan armor. "Servants" Carry him to the ring. "Commoners" on both sides of the ramp bow to him as he gets carried down to the ring

>Wyatt
Honestly want to see him come through the crowd among his fireflies.

>Goldberg
Massive Police escort. Kinda like JBL's WM21 entrance except Goldberg's walking the whole time

>ND
A JoJo reference. If another animu reference is too repetitive, then have them lead a white "unicorn" to the ring or better yet, let each member ride a white unicorn.

>>2230220
i'd mark

>>2230059
The scarecrow intro was pretty rad too, but the open arena and being in broad daylight ruined it

>>2230505
>Sasha as a sailor senshi in a car the same color as her hair
Holy shit this'd be wrestlekino.

>>2230461
You may have autism

>Neville

He descends from a ladder coming out from a zeppelin in an open arena

>>2230665
>Implying that reddit goblin will be in wrestlemania televised show and not in the pre-event

>>2229804

Make it two dogs and have the announcers call that they represent Seth and Dean

>>2229804
A giant pint glass with the words 'SMARK TEARS' on it is raised up over the ramp. It tips over and floods the ramp and the smarks in the front rows with stinky water. Roman's music hits and he walks out. He does his cock fist and punch the ground thing at the top of the ramp and then parts the smark tears river in front of him like Moses -- drowning the smarks in the front rows with their own tears. Pyro is going off continously around the arena and titantron as Roman walks down the parted ramp to the ring

>>2230687
thats already the designated time for ambrose.

>>2230780
so one bald scraggly one for dean and one with a blonde streak for seth.

Roman should come to the ring with a dog-pulled chariot wearing a special vest made to look like a Roman chest piece.

Dean should wear a torn-up straight jacket and drag an unconscious security guard type out onto the stage before stealing a weapon off of him

Seth should do something Rambo inspired

>>2230440
it was in Europe, you fuck

>>2230408
>fucking meme balor did it on mah Indies

Kill yourself

>>2230665
nah Neville should skydive in to the ring

have Roman dressed in a special bright blue outfit and descend from the roof via rope.

>>2231445
around his neck

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>>2231445

I approve of this idea

>>2229804
>4 big vicious dogs
No animals, Vince still has flash backs to the Kennel from Hell match that stunk the arena out for the rest of the night

>>2230408
Sabu and the Shiek did it 30+ years ago

>>2229818

>>2229979
Nowhere near as autistic as the garbage these retards do.

If we get Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt, I desperately want Randy to walk out to this instead of his usual song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6_2hFTw74

>>2232290
I actually want another Trump vs McMahon storyline. Maybe with Apollo Crews instead of Lashley (so he can be fired afterwards and show something elsewhere).

>>2232327
Only if it ends in him taking another finisher. From, I'm thinking, Samoa Joe.

>>2232327
Instead of that, have him be a modern-day Vince. All we need then is a talented muslim or mexican wrestler to play the Austin role.

>>2232444
Now your just being a fag

>>2232327
Vince finds out Linda is sleeping with Donald, so he invites Trump to Wrestlemania under false pretenses and has Zayn hit him with a Heluva Kick.

The political left won't know how to respond. On the one hand, POTUS just took time off from his job to engage in more television star antics. But on the other hand, he put over a Muslim immigrant.

>>2232472
Zayn will try to kill him with a stiff Hello a kick

>>2229881
holy shit I lost it, good job

>>2230835
Those first two are super based.

>>2229804
>Sasha Banks comes out dressed as Sailor Moon

Roman can come out in his fursuit if he wants

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>>2232788

>>2230505
Hunter's Shao Khan entrance was GOAT