Current WrestleMania 33 lineup: > Bill Goldberg vs. Brock

another shitty mania, not a single match in the card is good, the state of WWE

Should be a fun night for shitposting

What about the tag title matches and the Smackdown womyns one

and the battle royal

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>>2227462
Literal trash

>ROMAN
>YOU WILL REST IN PEACE
>MMMRRUAGHDFGHF

>>2227462
>A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon(not confirmed yet)
Dave really doesn't seem to think this is happening. He knows it's a rumor but he seems doubtful it'll happen.

>Bray vs Orton for the WWE title

Nigga wtf? Please do Cena vs Orton and just get it over with once and for all. Bray vs Orton was fucking terrible

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>>2227462
>This Mania card
Holy shit, they have a roster any company in the world would commit genocide to get and THIS is the card they shit out?

Is WWE going to pull the Wrestlemania 31 tactic of having a card so underwhelming with build so shitty that expectations hit rock bottom and anything even remotely decent at the event will instantly be seen as the greatest thing ever?

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>Should be a fun night for shitposting

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> Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar for the Universal title
Shit
> Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Shit
> HHH vs. Seth Rollins (obviously in jeopardy)
This sucks man
> Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton for the WWE title
Alright
> Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
Good match
> John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
High variance could be awful could be entertaining
> Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Nea
BASED
> Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks for the women’s title
Kill me
> A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon(not confirmed yet)
Your reward for being a top guy this year is wrestling my spot monkey son/10
> There could be an IC title match with Dean Ambrose with either Baron Corbin or Dolph Ziggler as the leading contenders for it.
Make it a 6 man ladder match we need a spot fest,every mania needs a spot fest
> Possible return segment of Finn Balor
Pic related


Usually I cater a meal for Mania and have people over byob and charge $10 or so this year I'm just going to get drunk alone and watch a 280p firstrow stream and shitpost I think

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>>2227462
All the RAM matches the worst possible outcomes, and Smackdown are at a decent yet not WrestleMania-tier good. How could RAM fuck it up so badly?

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>>2227462
>Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar for the Universal title
>Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
>Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Neal
>Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks for the women’s title
>There could be an IC title match with Dean Ambrose with either Baron Corbin or Dolph Ziggler as the leading contenders for it.

>>2227462

Everyone always calls all the pre-announced matches shit and yet at WM with the exception of a few most do really well.

Stop crying smarks.

>>2227462
There should be a ladder match. Last year's was awesome

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>>2227640
WOO WOO WOO

This looks shit.

>>2227462
Goldberg vs Brock vs Roman Universal Title

Braun Strowman vs Undertaker

HHH vs Sami Zayn

Randy Orton vs Cena WWE title

Jericho vs Owens US title

Usos vs Cesaro and Sheamus

AJ Styles vs Finn Balor

Big Show vs Shaq

Maryse and Kelly Kelly vs Nikki and Brie

Shane vs Baron Corbin

>>2227640
Money in the bank should return to WrestleMania exclusive

>>2227682
I accept this.

>>2227522
How is Cena vs Orton be any better? They didn't have Randy and Bray go over the entire company back in Survivor Series and the Rumble (minus Reigns) for nothing.

That's one awful card. JUSTlememeia will never be good again.

>>2227768
you say that like it generally was good outside of the rare ones like 17

LOLWWE

At least give Corbin the shot at Ambrose's IC. Ziggler shouldn't be involved in anything that isn't a pre-show battle royal.

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>>2227462
HOLY SHIT THIS WRESTLEMANIA IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DUMPSTER FIRE

>>2227462
>> Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Why not Strowman vs Reigns instead?

It makes more sense in terms of storyline and Taker might have to undergo hip surgery anyway.

>>2227768
X, X-Seven, XIX, XX, 21, and maybe XXIV are the only good ones, and even they all had filler. XXVI was OK, especially when you consider the dumpster fires we've gotten since then. Outside of Bryan stuff at XXX, EVERYTHING since XXVII was dogshit.

>>2227786
Because they're feeding Strowman to Reigns on the "big" Raw around Elimination Chamber.

They'll probably have Strowman squash Henry in Mark's retirement match or something.

>>2227786
If you pay attention to Le Meltz and Alvarez they both claim that if Undercarder's hip does not hold up they will go ahead with Strowman and Reigns at Wrestlemania for the Universal Title.

>>2227682
>Usos vs Cesaro and Sheamus
Aren't the Usos a Smackdown team?

>>2227897
brand supremacy match. every mania needs one. and usos and cesaro deserve a wrestlemania match.

If Roman retires Taker, I think he will be permanently booed for the rest of his career.

>>2228118
Nah..they said the same thing about Lesnar.

>>2227462
Guaranteed not a SINGLE ONE of those matches will be on the card* (with the slight exception of Goldberg v Lesnar, though it won't be for the Universal belt).

Source: /asp/. Screencap this and let's see whether microdick Meltz is as valid a source of inside scoops as 4chans.

*note: as in these will not be the performed matches, even if one or more of them is billed as on the card, they will be changed on or before WM33.

>>2227462
Holy fuck this looks mediocre as shit. C ppv tier. I'm glad Takeovers exist.

>>2227462
>Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Neal
Huh? What Shaquille O’Neal? The basketball player?

>>2228394
yes.

Well, I hope Owens vs JeriGOAT (vs Zayn) being the first match and can quit the show inmediately after it.

>>2228374
we don't have to wait till Mania to find out, at fastlane if Bray wins the title, we can assume this card is happening.

>>2228410
What? you gonna miss the massive historic moment in based big dog retiring the undertaker for good?

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>goldberg vs brock when brock has been squashed twice now

>>2227462
>no Miz
desu

>>2228413
>watching an old men that can't even wrestle against the undertaker

Why?

>>2228346
Roman didn't beat Lesnar???

>>2227514
probably be put on the 2 hour pre show knowing how much time they give to the main attractions and skits on the main card

>>2227640
they should just give the CW Division the spotlight for that match

>>2227462
>Source: Dave Meltzer
So it could be fucking anything

So, which match will be the one that tops Omega/Okada?

>>2228544
All of them will cause the stadium holds more than 26k and more than 500k will watch it.

>>2227462
Here is a better WM card:
Undertaker v Goldberg - Universal Title
AJ Styles v Luke Harper - WWE Title Hell in a Cell match
Sami Zayn v Roman Reigns
Paige v Charlotte - Raw Womens Title
Miz v John Cena - IC Title Ladder match
Braun Strowman v Samoa Joe
Mustafa Ali v Neville v Noam Dar v HoHo Lun - CW Title
Naomi v Carmella - SD Womens Title
Randy Orton v Baron Corbin
Apollo Crews & Kalisto v Vaudevillains - SD Tag Titles
Seth Rollins v HHH
Dean Ambrose v Bray Wyatt
Finn Balor v Kevin Owens - US Title
Brock Lesnar v Chris Jericho
Golden Truth v Rusev & Jinder Mahal v Cesaro & Sheamus - Raw Tag Titles
Andre the Giant winner - Dolph Ziggler

>>2227788
>WM XXVI
>Only good match was main event
How about no?

>>2227462
Wasting another spot with Shane....

>no hardcore match
>no ladder match
>no cage match

No dimes drawn

Can someone help me understand why a company with SamoaJoe, Styles, Nakamura, Balor etc

Refuses to set up matches people actually want with this people in it? Why not have Styles/Nakamura? Joe/Styles? Angle/Cena or Cena/Taker,

Why not build up the bullet club properly & have the shield or something return to face them?

I dont get why they dont want their best guys anywhere near eachother....

Why the fuck would we want Styles vs Shane when Nakamura, Daniel Bryan, Angle are all good to go?

>>2227462
JUSTlemania

>>2228616
They like to do 6+ man ladder match clusterfucks at Mania. They'll probably do one with the cruisers.

>>2228603
>AJ Styles v Luke Harper - WWE Title Hell in a Cell match

YOU LOST.

>>2228617
Because logic and common sense isn't one of WWE's strengths. Also, having a match with Shane is pretty much regarded as a regard.

>>2228620

I just want to see some flippy shit with tables. I think they underestimate how much people love that. If they want Roman to get over, just have him do it like the Dudleys.

>>2228617

>Styles/Nakamura? Joe/Styles?

These won't draw a dime.

> Angle/Cena

Angle can't wrestle. He's done.

> or Cena/Taker

Apparently Vince is against pitting two huge babyfaces against each other.

> Daniel Bryan, Angle are all good to go?

Nigga you living in dreamland?

>>2228603
Vince is that you? Please stop

>>2228621
Pretty sure of this. It'll be either Harper or Shane.

>>2227667
Best moment of that WM

>part-timers for the Galactic title
>they are bringing Demon Kang in
>people will now root for Demon Kang to beat one of the most protected guys in the company
(lol

I hope Brock kills that potato manlet and sends him to the injury list so that charisma vacuum won't taint Raw again

>>2228603
>Undertaker v Goldberg - Universal Title
The combined age between those two is literally 100+ years old
>AJ Styles v Luke Harper - WWE Title Hell in a
Cell match
GOAT match
>Sami Zayn v Roman Reigns
alright
>Paige v Charlotte - Raw Womens Title
>Paige
>Miz v John Cena - IC Title Ladder match
Good rematch from WM27 and would bring alot of prestige to the IC title
>Braun Strowman v Samoa Joe
None of them should lose
>Mustafa Ali v Neville v Noam Dar v HoHo Lun - CW Title
>Flippy shit
>Naomi v Carmella - SD Womens Title
Why the fuck would you put Carmella in a womens title match at Wrestlemania?
better match would be: Becky Lynch v. Mickie James
>Randy Orton v Baron Corbin
Not Randy vs Bray Wyatt
>Apollo Crews & Kalisto v Vaudevillains - SD Tag Titles
Not against AA
>Seth Rollins v HHH
Good
>Dean Ambrose v Bray Wyatt
Bad
>Finn Balor v Kevin Owens - US Title
>Not Chris Jericho v. Kevin Owens
Are you stupid?
>Brock Lesnar v Chris Jericho
Same, not Lesnar vs Balor? You're stupid, m8 >Golden Truth v Rusev & Jinder Mahal v Cesaro & Sheamus - Raw Tag Titles
>Imlpying Golden Truth is still a thing.
Also where's Gallows and Anderson?
>Andre the Giant winner - Dolph Ziggler
Fine, I guess


You had one good match on your card, literally kys yourself my man

>>2228642
Why do you hate Balor so much? He has awesome entrance. Don't you wanna see that in a wrestlemania setting?

>>2229010
His entrance and face paint are literally the only reason to like him and even then Boogeyman already did it far better.

He shouldn't be in the main event picture when he's basically just rey mysterio without any cool luchadore moves and even worse mic skills.

You guys think seth will really be there for mania?

8 weeks time is technically enough to heal.

Harper might end up in the mania match somehow

>>2227788
Nice digits.

I thought XX sucked. I was there, too. Would have been so much better going to the three before it.

>>2227462
The card is fine you worthless disgusting fat neckbeards.

>>2229183
Both title matches, Christian-Jericho, and Rock'NSock-Evolution were all good-great. Everything else sucked, but when's the last time we got four matches worth a shit at WM?

>>2229081
Crossfit Jesus will do it

>>2229081
>comes back earlier than he should have
>fucks up his knee after some months again

>Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar for the Universal title
Good
>Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Shit. Cena should've retired him in the main event for the title
>HHH vs. Seth Rollins (obviously in jeopardy)
Poor feud and no real upside for Rollins beating up an old non-wrestler. The card is bloated anyway, it's good to shelve this
>Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton for the WWE title
>Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
They're pulling the trigger on these friends too soon
>John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
Fun
>Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Neal
Fun
>Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks for the women’s title
I like Charlotte but I couldn't care less
>A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon(not confirmed yet)
What
>There could be an IC title match with Dean Ambrose with either Baron Corbin or Dolph Ziggler as the leading contenders for it.
Meh

This card sucks

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My irrelevant excitement level out of 10

> Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar for the Universal title
3
> Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
3
> HHH vs. Seth Rollins (obviously in jeopardy)
6
> Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton for the WWE title
7
> Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
8
> John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
4
> Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Nea
1
> Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks for the women’s title
2
> A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon(not confirmed yet)
5

Overall a solid 3/10 excitement level for the show.

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>>2229673
>> Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Nea
>1

>>2227462
> Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar for the Universal title
Part-timer vs elderly part-timer. Should be fun, but doesn't need the title.
> Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Should have been retired vs the second guy to beat Taker at Mania in another desperate attempt to get him over.
meangirls.jpg
Cena-Taker would be much better.
> HHH vs. Seth Rollins (obviously in jeopardy)
At least it'll end the whole Rollins-Trips thing. Should be ok assuming Rollins wins.
> Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton for the WWE title
Guy they're finally pushing vs the blandest wrestler of all time. Should be ok.
> Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
Good. Should be great.
> John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
Nobody gives a crap about mixed-gender matches. Shit idea. Miz-Cena could be great though.
> Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Nea
lolfest
> Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks for the women’s title
Meh.
> A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon(not confirmed yet)
wut? Ridiculous to waste the best guy on the roster right now on a match with Shane.
> There could be an IC title match with Dean Ambrose with either Baron Corbin or Dolph Ziggler as the leading contenders for it.
Corbin deserves a big win.
> Possible return segment of Finn Balor
Nice. But that's just a segment.

Also, no Joe, no Strowman, no Zayn, no Rusev. Shit card.

>>2229698
> Also, no Joe, no Strowman, no Zayn, no Rusev. Shit card.


Joe just debuted, have patience.

Strowman will be wrestling Ambrose or will be winning the andre battle royal.

Zayn is a preshow geek right now.

Rusev - Again preshow.

>>2228624
>>or Cena/Taker
>Apparently Vince is against pitting two huge babyfaces against each other.

Taker would be the heel, like how he'll be the heel when he fights Roman this year.

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First 'mania since 2004 I won't watch live.

t. eurofag

>>2227462
>Oldberg vs Lesnar
Garbage, I hope this isn't the main event
>UnderShaker vs BBD
Roman better go over
>HHH vs Seth
May or may not happen so dunno
>Bray vs Randy
zzzzzzz
>Jericho vs Cheeseburger man
zzzzz
>Miz and Maryse vs Nikki and Cena
Waste of Cena and Miz, Maryse hasn't wrestled in years too
>Beeg vs Shaq
Average celebrity match
>Charles vs Bayley vs thicc vs balding horse
Piss break match of the year
>AJ vs Shane
Nepotism at its finest, Shane better not go over
>IC ladder match
New Mania tradition?
>Fergal segment
Who cares?

Am I the only one that thinks the Big Show/Shaq match will be absolute dogshit? Can someone explain the apparent appeal of this match?

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>>2230235
>Fergal

How stupid is WWE? When Goldberg squashes KO at fastlane there is going to be a fan backlash and he will be booed just like Batista .Watch.

>>2230327
test

>>2230331
Still dead dude...

Main event of the New Era

>39 years old vs 50+


I want to see them justify this to stock owners on why they should keep putting their money in WWE.

>A.J. Styles vs. Shane McMahon

AJ you may be the greatest wrestler on the planet earth but you're still gonna be forced to carry the boss's tryhard attention whoring talentless retard of a son through a PPV match while your pals capable of going 5 stars with you rot in the developmental or the undercard. I bet AJ is seeing shades of TNA on this one.