Smackdown Live! + 205 Live + Talking /smack/ Gamthread #5

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TOZAWA TIME

hopefully BMGJ is in the beginning because I have to go soon

TOZAWA IS OUR GUY?

gran metalik WHERE

Who's /gentleman/ here?

>>2224084
BASED SCREAMING JAP

>>2224088
En el infierno

What did Bliss do I had to run to the store??

CHOPPY CHOPPY

Amazing ending

Goodbye RAM

>>2224088
probably with Sin Cara

>>2224088
nxt learning that english bruv

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Where the fuck is he

Is that one of the best TV main events of the last few months I feel like it was.

What is Maryse doing to Mike to make him so fucking epic this run?

Is it something with her mouth or hands?

Describe in detail plz

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daily reminder if you just hit the weights you guys can all make it too

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I have only watched one episode of 205 live
did Gran Metalik appear yet?

>>2224104
Still in Hell.

>>2224104
in hell

Swann for real injured?

Based Big Wolf so fucking stronk.

Dean BTFO
Miz BTFO

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>>2224115
This nigga

>>2224120
nope. just selling how stronk neville is.

oh shit its the long island charisma vacuum

>Dorado is a jobber
When is Lucha Underground coming back

BASED FLIPPYCAT

WECOME BACK

based cat jobber

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>>2224108

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?

>>2224133
yeah i need some masked men kicking shit in

>>2224138
well im convinced

This is my first time watching 205 lads, what am I in for?

>>2224109
Based

why do they keep showing off this tony nese guy

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thoughts

>>2224151
>physique
>he cant do some good top rope shit
>tj perkins flopped
>no metalik
>tajiri hurt
>tozawa only showing up now

>>2224148
No flippy shit

>austin aries subtlety referring to his time as suicide

lel

Okada mention

>>2224148
If Smackdown is the equivalent of a good fuck you get regularly, then 205 is your girlfriend on her period with a migraine and gives to a halfass hand/blow job. You've had better, but it's just enough to get the job done.

>you owe me a coke mauro
>even though i don't drink soda
>*awkward silence*

don't bully the catboy

>>2224172
205live is like cold pizza

It's not that great, but it's still pizza

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>running knee
>the running neese

Did they just mention okada? Lol is hhh a weeb now?

Neville should go all out with this king thing

>>2224190
setting the stage for 2018 Wrestlemania

wait if he's legit hurt this division is fucked

METALIK HYPE!!!

Where is PLAN MAN

gimme metalik

>WOO
>WOO

METALIK SOON

BASED STIFF LUCHA OF MANY CHOPS

BUSINESS IS PICKING UP

>THAT PIANO TRAILER FOR CHAMBER
BROTHER NERO

based punished tbk

>>2224205
RIGHT NOW ON COMMENTARY

>welcome
>THE Brian

aries cracks me up

TOZAWA IS HERE

groovy ass theme too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So where the fuck was 10 man?

Is this Essa Rios Jr.?

>>2224226
nxt tour

sami didn't debut right after after being in last years rumble

>>2224224
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>2224221
is it chinese gobbity gook vince tier?

Hate itamis, like nakamuras.

How is tajiris music?

Essa Rios still in good shape

>That Snap German
NICE

thats a damn nice suicide dive

hah

fucking kek

that fucking gimmick is so good

Wtf was that by Aries

Who's writing 205?

explain what he said

>speaks fluent english
>cuts his debut promo in japanese

Tozawa absolutely working the marks

he's slightly over already?

that's impressive

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>based aries

if tozawa doesnt get over wrestling is dead

>>2224244
Gibberish

He speaks english just fine

Alicia faaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkesssss

haha baggage

>Japanese guy cuts promo in his native language instead of slow broken English.
>gives a better promo.
That's all you had to do Nakamura and Asuka.

>>2224233
Same as his old one, which you would remember if you were 18+

>>2224259
Asuka does angry Japanese all the time

based kike rapist

:D

>>2224259
>Tozawa
>slow broken English

Dude, Tozawa speaks English fluently, better than Nakamura and Asuka combined.

Jack left his umbrella in the wrong corner

>>2224259
you got worked that wasn't even japanese

CLEANED HIS CLOCK

>Corpus Christi is a dead crowd town
>205live gets the biggest pops they've had yet there

HIS CLOCK

>>2224286
>>2224289
Wtf I love Aries even more now

>>2224288
They fucked up all their momentum making TJP the winner and champion and they're finally starting to get it together

>neville bullying his partner

this a good match

HE SAID HE'S SORRY

NEVILLE CMON HE'S SORRY

That match wasn't the best worked (mostly Gallagher selling), but a really good story.

RATE THIS 205LIVE:

8/10

so much better than the past few eps. Hopefully more are like this. Holy hell did Corpus Christi prove everyone wrong.

TALKING /smack/ IS NOW

>>2224310
They did get two above average shows. Well done SDL and 205.

Who is on talking smack?

>>2224310
8/10 yeah that's fair

I just don't care about tjp/nese that much

once Metalik arrives hopefully we don't have to deal with them as much

>>2224309
It's a shame Nev has to cut back on his repertoire because of the retarded "heels can't flip" policy. His character work is own point, but the matches are nothing to write home about now.

>he mentioned the hulkster

wew

Be straight with me, lads. Will my boy Lince ever not be a jobber?

>>2224319
maybe

he's more over than tjp

>>2224319
maybe metalik will be his masked bro and help him not be a jobber

>>2224312
Naomi and American Alpha announced

>>2224316
That just seems to be a fucking bizarre thing about the CWC in general. Everybody, even faces, uses basic strikes and submissions as their finishers.

Rich Swann has Fantastic Voyage, uses Heel Kick as a finisher.
TJ Perkins has Detonation Kick, uses a Kneebar
Neville traded in the Red Arrow for Superplex and a submission.

I don't get it. It's like Mustafa Ali is the only one who's allowed to have a cool finisher.

there's nothing interesting about american alpha

>>2224319
pls no bully the catboy. He's a good boy who doesn't deserve it. :(

>>2224332
Nese doesn't do 450 now

just a fucking running knee

Another turmoil match?

>Tag Team Turmoil
Literally Revival debut.

>>2224343
>you want revival
>fuck you here dubstep cowboys

>>2224344
Who?

>>2224347
BLAKE AND MURPHY

>>2224356
>>2224347
They were the original Aussie shitposters before Peyton and Billie stole their gimmick.

Ass vs Ass match confirmed

>MY HUSBAND
/asp/ BTFO

>Randy calling Bryan Dan

IT
NEVER
ENDS

>THEY WANNA SEE THAT AGAIN
FUCK OFF RANDY

>12 (TWELVE) WRESTLEMANIAS
huh, really makes you think.

>orton wins the rumble
>still doesnt give a single fuck

BRAVO VINCE

>I'm presented by TOUT

Based Bryan bringing the memes back to Talking Smack

Rate this Talking /smack/

>>2224400
kinda ended early

>>2224399
https://streamable.com/cfkz

>>2224399
https://streamable.com/ej1j
https://streamable.com/bmul

Why Randy sounded so depressed?

>>2224519
He had to bury the big dog at the Rumble when he wanted to put Roman over instead

>>2224113

He's supposedly coming soon.

>>2224233

Tozawa's is fucking fantastic.

>>2224248

I am going to be sad when Aries leaves the commentary team behind.

>>2224113
He appeared on the first RAM when Cruiserweight debuted.

How bizarre was that Tozawa segment? Based Kendrick on commentary and he says nothing? Tozawa cuts a promo and it's in gibberish? I was expecting him to swerve us and start speaking English.

What is going on, lads? Are we getting a Tozawa/Kendrick feud?