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>GOAT
>Technical Wizard
>Confident as fuck
>Tall
>Likes Soccer
>Athletic
>Fucking yum
>Humble
>Best friends with Finn Bálor
>Will arm bar fascists
>WWE Begged him to win the CWC
>Most must see British wrestler in the world
>Listens to EDM
>All his matches are different and innovative
>Ultra polite
>Best physique since Swiss Superman Cesaro
>Sponsored by SPLX
>Draws plenty of Euros
>Respected by many of his peers
>Named best Technical Wrestler for 2 years in a row by Meltzer
>GOAT Theme
>Made arm bars cool again
>Doesn't do flippy shit
>Can shoot fight anyone
>Won BOLA
>Won wXw's 16 Carat Gold Tournament
>Current PWG Champion
>Adored by alpha males
>Worked WWE
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked HHH
>Worked Pentagon
>Worked Ricochet
>Worked the smarks
>Worked the anti smarks
>Works /asp/ on a daily basis
>Was kind enough to let TJ "I have severe autism that makes me dab" Perkins win the CWC
>Will Ospreay will always be in his shadow
>Trained by literally the best indie wrestler of the past couple of years, Chris Hero
>Most popular British wrestler in history
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He's also that type of heel to set someone's facebook status to say they're gay.
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>>2219992
>i'm not only the president i'm also the only member
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> a britcuck, diaper wearing twink is considered goat by retard op
consider suicide
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le twist peoples fingers man
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WWE should bring him in to appeal to the Ethiopian refugee market
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*twists ur fingers*
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>prances around in his diaper
britcucks continue to get btfo
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>>2219992
He has no charisma in ring, he's a modern day Bret Hart
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>>2220439
> never watched a bret hart match
> posts about him anyway
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>>2220439
Bret had all the technical skill in the world, but he delivered it with the charisma and flash of wet paper bag
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>>2220480
>salty as fuck
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>>2219992
>Best friends with Finn Bálor
>Listens to EDM
>GOAT
I hope your family is supportive of your new lifestyle decisions, OP.
>inb4 "it's not a choice"
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>soccer
kys
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What does he look like with his shirt off?
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>>2219992
How can you miss the part where he's vegan and PETA advocate?
Also chris hero recently praise the shit out of ZSJ, basically said all EVOLVE roster are shit compared to zack. Although that's not a really high bar
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Daniel Bryan and Balor winning the WWE championship just barely worked. ZSJ winning any "heavyweight" title would be completely absurd. He's just too much of a twink. It's the skinny arms.
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you forgot how he is going to lose his PWG title unceremoniously to Big Match DUSTIN who currently has over a year long win streak.
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Who?
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>>2220826
>average vanilla indie dude vs "I will never be as based as Scurll"
wow PWG has fallen
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>worked Pentagon
Pentagon would murk this dweed
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>>2220969
>yfw
https://youtu.be/5iu73g4ShW8
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le bend your fingers twink
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>>2220439
It's amazing to see /asp/ insult Bret Hart whenever they see an opportunity
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