OKAY! L-let's go for it again!
...
WE ALL KNOW that path to the WWE World -
Err, uh, heh, HERE WE GO! Y-you guys REALLY screwed me up here, LOL.
MAYBE third time's the charm!
WE ALL KNOW that the path to the WWE World Championship. Is through 31 other men to face Roman Reigns or Brock Lesnar for AJ Styles' hair. BUT NO ONE is going to stop ME! If I have to spear and jackhammer 29 other men to have the main event, then dammit I WILL SPEAR AND JACKHAMMER GOLDBERG
MAYBE
*bleeds*
>knows the scripted promo he got was fucking shit
>fucking hardways himself on a door to make the promo good and memorable
>'''flunks'''''' a couple lines to make sure audience knows he's saying scripted shit
fuck bill is GOAT
GIMMIE A MIC
*bleeds*
>>2185315
didn't think of it like that
goldberg is pretty based desu
Not even Flair has bladed specifically for a promo. Fair play Bill.
Why was he bleeding?
>>2185355
He always is bleeding before coming out for a match (wcw) days. Hits his head on the door when the theme starts and police follow him.
>getting worked by Big Stutters Bill
All according to plan, based Berg.
>>2185358
That explains the brain damage.
>>2185296
Fine speech
>YOU'RE NEXT !!
*bleeds*
>>2185353
Dude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6hxJLsUjiQ
Not even the first time he did it either
>Knows how much terrible is WWE nowadays
>Fucks his head up and trying to forget
>Doesn't work
>Cuts a "fuck this shit" promo
What does Bill Oldberg is trying to say by this ?
>>2185296
This promo was more cringe than any single promo Roman has done in his career. You can't prove me wrong and all you can do is literally seethe.
>Hugs kids on the audience while he's bleeding from the forehead
Motherfuckers are trying to increase their numbers by infecting kids with jew blood
>>2185707
MAYBE
>>2185706
sufferin' sacatosh son!
>>2185296
BASED
>>2185296
BUT THEN
SPEAR
JACKHAMMER
YOU'RE NEXT!
>>2185706
They're both fucking terrible
>>2186315
Y'know, Goldberg's had a couple silly gaffes on Raw, but he's willing to make light of himself on it and that makes him feel so much more real than the rest of this fakeass company.
>Oldberg suffering from Alzheimer's
>Fat enlightened marks think people are being worked by 'based Bill'
Could it get anymore pathetic? Oh yeah, the replies that will follow...
>>2186315
Holy shit,i hope he dont have a concussion
>>2186315
*punches windsheild*
>>2185296
Brett kicked him in the head before the promo
>>2186315
That's my shekelberg!
>>2185296
>If I have to spear and jackhammer 29 other men to have the main event
What did he mean by this?
>>2185318
Underrated kek
Why am I the only one who has hated Goldberg since the 90s? Dude is an Austin wannabe with one move.
Go punch a window
>>2186334
Seething