>Coughing >Hacking >Incoherent >Erratic bleeding

INb4 goldberg is removed from the rumble for medical reasons

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>the state of Redberg

>>2184787
>>2184797
who turned on the small head cheat

They gave him a shitty scripted promo.

>le 29 other men
Just let him go out there and say whatever he wants, like in his return promo.

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>>2184787
>JUSTBERG

>>2184913
>i know specifically when things are and aren't scripted
Benoit yourself you retard

>>2184944

Not him but it's clearly obvious when someone is cutting a promo from their heart or they've been given talking points to go off. That lame "29 other men" talking point never ever makes sense, it only does if you're the one starting the match and I'm sure that Brock,Goldberg, and Taker will be coming at like no.20 and they'll have like 5 men to eliminate each.

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>>2184944
>he can't tell scripted from unscripted

Delete yaself ya midget

>>2184944
>>i know specifically when things are and aren't scripted

>Not being able to tell a shoot from a work

Are ya sure you're old enough to be posting here?

>>2184960
>>2184961
>>2184965
>its scripted when i dont like it
>its not scripted when i like it
EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED YOU SMARK NERDS

That was hard to watch

this is reminding me so much of his 2004 run where you're just waiting to see what he does to screw up next

>>2184969

Yeah sure everything is scripted, you can be backstage and be told, "okay go say what you want out there it's your moment" or you can be told, "go say what you want but make sure you mention 29 other men and roman reigns vs. kevin owens so we can use it as a sound byte for a promo"

Him forgetting his lines wasn't scripted though. It was hilarious to watch though.

I remember seeing a kid wearing a Goldberg shirt at Wal-Mart one time. I waited until he was in a secluded area and proceeded to beat the shit out of him, tear his gay shirt and spit in his face. I got him so scared that he said some black kids did it. It always makes me smile when I think about it.

>>2184973
yeah my dad works at nintendo too

christ

remember how back when he was in his prime he still couldnt talk?

then he came back and could kinda talk

wtf happened tonight
hes probably actually concussed from slamming his mark ass head into that door

its the limo all over again......[spoiler] :^)

>>2184985

>Reading comprehension

All civility aside, if you can't tell when something is heavily scripted you are beyond stupid.

>>2184988
See
>>2184969

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>>2184983
whatever you say anon

>>2184983

>Lying not only on the internet, but /asp/ of all places

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>>2184983
Benoit yourself my man

>>2185000
>>2185005
>>2185033
Oldberg fags in denial. Beating up losers like you was practically a sport in my high school

>>2185037
You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fudger on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talking big poopy. Watch yourselves.

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>>2185054
>MMGay fans

>>2184787
AIDS. He should've stayed away from Rosa Mendes.

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>>2185058
Don't make me ticked off! You wouldn't like me when I'm ticked off

>>2184969
His return promo definitely wasn't scripted aside from the you're last part

It's easy to tell

>>2184969
You're a smark

>>2185054
But you know you can bleed too lil pussy?

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>>2184915

I didn't see raw tonight, wtf happened to old boy's head?

>>2185158
He concussed himself by headbutting a locker

between Oldberg and the Triple H tease, raw was pretty damn funny tonight

>>2185165
Goldberg got me laughing so hard

BILL GOAT

Why the fuck was he bleeding

>"Tweaks" his shoulder a week before Survivor Series
>As a result he goes over Brock
>"Concusses" himself a week before the Rumble
>Implying they'll let him take a bump

He's winning the Rumble lads. Big Body Bill has worked WWE in to a shoot

>>2185054
I would shoot you before, fag

Can we talk about the real elephant in the room here?

Did Vince make a 52 year old man sit under the ring for 3 hours just to come out and stand about for thirty seconds, all for a slight pop

>>2185199
"no"

>>2185191
BILL Goldberg the most based jew there ever was

Working Vince Mac to the core. He's getting paid a million per appearance keeeeek

>>2185201
Where did he come from

>>2185203
After all Vinnie Mac is a cuck

Sad!

>>2185205
I dunno, the audience? They edit parts out for tv you know

>>2185199
He sat under the ring for 5 minutes during Goldberg's promo.

>>2185208
>editing out
>live broadcast

>>2185208
It's live

>>2185214
>>2185215
its on a delay you cucks. this shit is all fake

>>2185220
Despite what you tell yourself 7 seconds is really not a very long time.

>when a mark tries to sound smart

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>>2185222
this is /asp/ bro, none of us are very smart

>>2185228

Begging you to read more

>>2185211
How did he get under there 5 mins before appearing??

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>>2184787
He looks like Weird Ed Edison

>>2185423
They just wheel down an equipment box to the ring during the ad break with the lights off and they slip out the side and go under the apron.

>>2184787
he looks as winded & red as Ultimate Warrior did right before he stroked out

oldberg to coldberg when?

Based Oldberg delivering the keks and working the marks

>>2186326
still looked like shit though

>>2184944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DV7WBEeJWY

Goldberg only went off script once.

>>2184913
Let's be fair, Goldberg was never good on the mic. That return promo was the best of his career, because it was probably heart felt.

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>>2185155