Oh No! The Big Guy Ryback heard you talking shit about him and

Throw a dime at him while he stares at it, confused and intrigued with its existence

Suckle his big meaty cock

be cm phil

Get a 5'6, 170lbs Mexican to protect me.

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>>2184655
You, being CM Punk, manage to deliver a devastating Pipebomb™ on Ryback, and since most of the words you used contained 3 syllables or more, he is sent into a state of confusion. Will you finish him off or flee for you wife?

Sandbag him

I roll trips to send Ryback to Lucha Underground

>>2184666
good bye ryback

>>2184666
>Pentagon and Fenix are out
>The Big Guy is in
Welp, LU had a good run... It had a good first season, at least.

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>>2184666
For 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days Ryback has an amazing run in LU, bringing the company to new heights, but once those days are done, Satan himself appears and cuts a promo about how Ryback sold his soul to him so that he could be successful on the indies, and has come to collect. Ryback is dragged to hell, blaming Vince and John Cena as he plunges into a fired abyss. You are safe, for now.

>>2184666
Thanks Satan

>>2184666
He wouldn't last a day in that locker room considering what happened in FCW when he tried talking shit to Cage.

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okay guys im going to a meet and greet that the big guy is appearing at

how much cialis should i take to impress him?

>>2184666
Wewwwwwwwww

>>2184641
fucking look at this guy holy shit

>this is the guy who thought he should go away for 6 months then come back and beat Brock

>>2184666
SANTA MARIA MADRE DE DIOS! QUE ESTA HACIENDO RYESPALDA EN EL TEMPLO

>>2184666
BASED
From Las Vegas comes El Hombre Grande!

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>>2185567
>RYESPALDA
Kek

>>2185576
*gets literally killed by Matanza*

>>2185562
You don't get the value of the Ryback brand, Vince. Give me six months of paid vacation.

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>>2185567
>Ryespalda

Really nigga

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>>2184666
Satan pls
Satan no

>>2185584
Hey, isn't that guy 5'9"?

>>2185612
Wouldn't be the first time Ryback's gotten beatdown from somebody of that height.