>Joey Samoey enters at 29 >He cleans house eliminating

>present-day Steiner taking a Muscle Buster

At least Tyson will have some company.

>Joey Samoey enters at 29
>He cleans house eliminating 7 other wrestlers
>stands tall in the ring and looks at the camera
>Nobody can stop the baddest M*********er on the planet!
>number 30 comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpRDmXoyMk

how hard would you mark?

Samoa joe and one other guy are in as 30 is counting down.

They double eliminate eachother.

The ring is empty and 30 is the auto winner.

Its Scott Steiner.

>>2180639
>The ring is empty and 30 is the auto winner.
How has this not happened yet

>>2180644
Because, while amusing enough on-paper, it would be absolute shit in practice.

>>2180649
Fits WWE perfectly then

>>2180638
Would unironically tear up seeing my girl getting to compete in the rumble

>>2180649
It would be a fantastic finish if it was a cowardly heel winning to face a babyface champ.

>>2180649
It wouldn't be shit if it's done right

>>2180776
All you've established is that he's too much of a weakling to even win a Battle Royal.

Hardly something you want to build your biggest show of the year around.

>>2180783
>done right
>modern WWE

>>2180634
>Steiner
>30th entrant

SENIOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU
AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE

>>2180788
What if it was revealed the next night that number 30 has telekinesis and eliminated the last two from backstage?

>>2180634
who?

>>2181131
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
AND THEY SAY YOU'RE UNDER 18

>>2180797
But Joe won at Sacrifice.

>>2181164
Steiner's math was thrown because Kurt Angle didn't wrestle and was replaced with Kaz.

BASED

WWE would be saved

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>Joe comes out #1
>Eliminates everybody
>stares at the camera while its zooming in
> REEAGGGALL... Bring me NakaMURA or hand me my championship
>watch WWE be based again

>>2181216
I miss NXT having entitled dickhead Joe.

>tfw he should be NXT Champion right now

>>2181216
>samoa joe not caring about the """prestigious""" wwe championship
>main event at wrestlemania joe vs shinsuke for nxt championship
>this time for real
>7* match

please

>>2180637
Present day Steiner looks horrible, especially with all the new tatoos he's got

it would be more painful to watch than his match against Triple H

>>2180776
>Brock and Goldberg are the last two standing with #30 still to enter
>they eliminate themselves
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w90GZXSl8lI hits

>>2181229
Awful

>>2180634
will only mark if they throw kurt angle into the mix

>>2181257
SENIOR JOE CHANCES DRASTIC GO DOWN

>>2181242
I don't think tripfags are allowed to have opinions.

>>2181218
It was the best run of NXT for a long time. Joe made it worth while every week.

>Joey Samoey enters at 29
>He cleans house eliminating 7 other wrestlers
>stands tall in the ring and looks at the camera
>Nobody can stop the baddest M*********er on the planet!
>number 30 comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI

>5 minute staredown

What next?

>>2180638
kek

>>2181236
This would be the last straw

I would never watch wrestling again

HOLLER