>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>not one memorable promo
>no 5 star match ever
>has been a lowcard to midcarder in most wrestlemanias, will also be in 33
>janettied by Cena, Batista, HHH, Lesnar, Flair, Edge and eventually Bray
>is not in a stable love relationship
>no friends
>3rd generation of a literally who wrestling family
>weak seed
>anger issues plagued his career
>got Mr. Kennedy fired
>was the reason Angle left
>lanklet
>didn't lose his virginity before 18
>changed his GOAT theme to some edgy metal twice
>dishonarably discharged fron the military because he was afraid
>failed acting career
>smokes weed past the age of 21
Why do we let Randy "The Ratings Killer" Orton get away with it?
>>2163491
Snek is our guy
delet this now
NOW
>>2163491
>didn't lose his virginity before 18
that's some heavy projecting there OP
kys
>>2163530
Hi Randy!
>>2163530
It's a well known fact that Randy was pretty much a loser in high school
What no got kicked out of the marines for being gay?
I was a huge wrestling fan until his eternal feud vs Cena, when I stopped watching WWE for years.
Snek no has a 5 star match with Christianetty?
>>2163491
>6'5
>jacked
>fucked stacy kiebler and fuck who knows
>this guy fucks
And (you) do not. Id tell you to gain height, but thats not enough. You have to actually talk to girls to get them to like you anon.
>>2163491
>>never the guy
>>never drew a dime
smarks
BTFO
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