"Go ahead Anon, be a big man and drop your little pipebomb"
what say /asp/?
I want you to have sex with my wife
You screwed Dean!
I want to have sex with your wife and give her the son that you can't
>>2161701
Fuck Linda and Fuck Trump
THIS IS A FUCKING PROMO
>>2161958
>tfw Thyroid problems
Actually, that's okay, I dropped it six weeks ago, but you were busy hiding from a Colts/Jets blowout, so you missed it.
>>2161958
CRISCO BATHING
>>2161701
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
Punk waves to the camera
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
>>2161958
GET THAT ASS BANNED
>>2161958
>SALAD DODGER
>>2161701
WWE is so gay right now i rather watch mlp.
"Chris Benoit for Hall of Fame"