MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5
women's division edition
This bitch didn't know who rvd was lol.
Bayley is the only wrestler on the roster influenced by Bret Shitman. She is a shit
ROB VAN DAM WAS THE STAR OF THE NIGHT
In WWE lore how did Charlotte steal Bayley's diary?
>genetically superior
>cant read
This is going 10 minutes too long
Is this the worst segment of the year?
She is such a good fucking heel
WOMEN'S WRESTLING WAS A MISTAKE
I fucking hate anime
Could someone create a new thread
DREAMSUH
>>2161615
I kind of like it 2bh.
>We want Bayley
They should have Tamina come out with Jimmy Snuka's ashes and tip it in the urn with Paul Bearer which caused Kane and Undertaker to come out and pledge their Alliance to Tamina while bringing in a 3rd brother that says their vision is clouded and there is actually a bad spirit in the urns caused by Tamina and then they chokeslam her lol
The worst segment of all time. Womens wrestling was a mistake.
Daily reminder WCW at its best had 0 women's wrestling
>>2161576
To think I got worked a few weeks ago into thinking charlette was a halfway decent promo
>>2161590
She wasnt cool enough to hang out after matches.
This is bad. This is very bad. This is very very bad.
>>2161610
She said it was all online.
>>2161622
>SEETHING
Charlie burying outlaw wrestling
Is this as bad as the old day segment? Could this be one of the worst spots ever? Why is it not over yet.
>this god tier segment
lads, why is Raw so based?
>>2161620
Lay off the drink Ric
>wymyns wrastling
what a mistake
>>2161615
You must have missed the HBGay promo last week.
Who /a/ here?
Wtf is she even talking about?
Isnt this Bayley person 30 years old
>>2161620
I'm too lazy to get a pic of a fedora, so just imagine it
Where's Dana at?
I SEE MYSELF IN BAYLEY
Huggers gonna hug
Bayley even worse on the mic. End it now
>Samullah Zaydali leading his group in prayer before 1/16 terrorist attack on the ratings
>>2161576
>Haven't watched WWE in months
>Turn on RAW
>Cunts rambling and blubbering
>Jr. High Tier acting
What the fuck is this bullshit lads?
>>2161646
Yeah, it's no secret she's a retard
>Bayley on the mic
Bayley is so fucking cringe on the mic.
Its still going....
bayley is terrible
>>2161646
>Wrestling disputes
>Real
I'm sure Bayless is going to win the title at wrestlemania and break the "streak" like some Daniel Bryan underdog story
I LOVE THIS BUSINESS
>Smackdown has a Women's cage match tomorrow (and isn't making some massive deal out of it Foley)
>RAW has this
At least Natty/Bella shit lasts 5 minutes max.
>>2161648
right here
>>2161648
I miss her
>Charlotte gives the worst promo ever
>followed by bailey with the worst mic work ever
Am I being worked lads?
Charlotte has been killed by the Dad argument
>>2161620
YEAAhhh IIIII AGrreeeeee YoUUUUUU SSEEEE I AMMMM vEErrYYYYY AARRROOOggEnTTTTTTT
Holy fuck Bayley WOAT on the mic
womyn's """"""""wrestling"""""""" was a huge mistake
She should have just come out, cleared the ring like that and said "at the Rumble I'm going to kick your ass"
Charlotte looks pissed on the ramp, Bayley stares. Cut.
That's all you need to do, but no they have this autist ranting like some smark on reddit about getting a job in the WWE
Why wont it end?
>>2161648
her arm is as big as my leg
Charlotte is right.
We should all be embarrassed to be fans of the WWE.
>it's a "passionate promo" episode where the face yells loudly about how they work hard and want to win
>tells emotional story
>smiling
Fucking hell...
Bayley's gimmick is that she's a tard right? She's the female Eugene?
Bayley has 0 emotion and no charisma she just sounds so dull and boring. She is like a fucking child.
Bayley is awful on the mic holy shit
>Bayley cutting a based promo
CHAROLETTE BTFO
>>2161652
Just needs the Brazzers logo
Young Bayley looks like WCW era Eddie Guerrero
>This segment is still going on
PLEASE LET IT END
I had to change the channel bros. Too cringey
At least she isn't stuttering
>>2161680
>She's the female Eugene?
Every woman is the female Eugene
>>2161680
She's a mark that made it.
How the fuck can you Rawtists watch this shit every week? Seriously?
am i ironically being worked on some level by these women promos. This is just beyond terrible
END IT ALREADY
kill me now
>>2161680
basically
it's weird but her shitty mic skills sort of fit her characer
Why don't these bitches have managers? Where Vickie at. This is the worst mic work of all time. Smarks BTFO again
I want to succ Charlotte's ass
Call me Kevin Dunn cause I muted that shit
THE DR. OF THUGGONOMICS
>>2161665
cringe
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus Christ, can ISIS just call up Sami Zayn and tell him his time is now to let off his suicide vest
>>2161684
>that promo
>based
kys nu-male
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
BOOORING
BOOOOOORING
>Brock will never come out and F5 both of these bitches
>Bayley
>cheek to cheek
>>2161699
What have we done to deserve this.
...This is the show that used to have Stone Cold Steve Austin and D-Generation X right?
...what cuntery is this?
This was the worst...
Why cant Smackdown just be on.
>posting anime nerd shit for /wwe/ threads.
The worst part of this horrible segment is that smaks will say it's good just because it was about ''muh past''
>imblite
Corey please...take a breath before you fuck up.
>YOU INVALID
What did Corey mean by this?
JESUS CHRIST STOP
FUCKING F GOD PLEASE STOP
FUCKING FIRE BAYLEY RIGHT NOW
FUCK SHIT
THAT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME
>>2161712
Who is the guy on the right?
>>2161712
SEETHING
ANON BTFO
Can Sami Zayn just fuck off already
no one likes you or your cab fees
>>2161708
She has trouble finding ring gear that fits her right.
Fire Bayley holy shit
>>2161612
>Aryans
>Master Race
You may only pick one of the two above options.
>You invalid
kek
>>2161703
I guess she's suppose to be a loser mark who is awkward and happy to be here. But charlette needs to break into her fathers coke stash because that shit was awful
>>2161725
What
>>2161712
>I have an image called "nu-male cucked" on my computer
please go outside
I'm begging ya
>>2161732
The body?
>>2161708
I want her to crush my neck with her arms while insulting me and my tiny penis
>>2161732
Chad
>>2161732
Mr.Thundercock
Why hasn't Anon's Dad walk in?
>>2161732
Chad Thundercock
Bayley has Down syndrome right i mean it looks and sounds like a make a wish segment
>>2161732
Dolph Ziggler
>>2161708
>>2161725
>Charlotte is trending on Twitter
>The tag is filled with people UNIRONICALLY praising her for that promo
>>2161712
SHOW CHARLOTTES MUGSHOT
>>2161722
>rule 63 ziggler
>>2161751
That's what I'm saying. Her whole gimmick makes her look like a tard.
>>2161652
ELIZABETH
>>2161652
>>2161712
>>2161756
/asp/ is a /pol/ colony senpai
TAKES OUT THE LITTLE PUPPY!!!!!
OWENS IS 1 OF US, OWENS IS ON /ASP/!!!!!!
>Roman cuts a GOAT promo
>Charlotte and Bayley cuts the WOAT promo
>smarks will spin this and say the opposite
State of smark virgins
>>2161756
>nu-male cucks making demands
>>2161746
>BASED JeriKOman team tonight
>>2161749
Thats my favorite meme tbqhwy famalam
>>2161712
>stealing my pic from earlier
i approve.
>>2161767
baleb dat bby gurl
>>2161623
Kek
>>2161761
i dont get why people like her she is awful, boring vanilla shit tier moves in the ring
>>2161769
I feel bad for wishing somebody into the porn business but damn
God I wish I could grow a beard like that
Braun is so good on the Mic jeriKO actually said good talk after it
>>2161778
She's cute.
And has a fat ass.
>>2161734
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can you guys tell the difference?
I sure cant.
>>2161778
>2161778
Muh vajay jay?
Muh feelz?
So what was braun doing before fatty and Jericho snuck up on him? Just standing in front of a camera SEETHING without purpose? What was his goal?
>>2161652
>terrorist attack on the ratings
>scream mercy....FOR THEIR LIVES
that was shit
>>2161779
She only needs to do femdom JOI and I will die a happy man
>Braun gives the best promo tonight
Smarks will literally ignore this for diva shit
>The great wall
Hollywood supporting Trump when brehs?
>>2161769
whats that pornstars name again?
>>2161787
>le really big arms man
>>2161787
Is that why Sasha is friends with her anon?
Count how many actual wrestling moves Braun Strowman uses that aren't clotheslines or punches.
If Roman vs Strowman main events mania it will be the worst wrestling spectacle of all time.
>>2161652
>>2161783
>nu-male cucks making demands
GOD DAMN IT
MY DAD WAS [spoiler]FUCKING ME[spoiler/]
NOW I'M GAY
>>2161765
More like /pol/ is a Reddit colony.
I think Bayleys gimmick is she is like a autistic Brony or something.
>>2161787
>Beware of Dog sign
DEEPEST LORE
>>2161786
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
SCREAM FOR MERCY FOR YOUR LIFES
Nia should have run in and buried Charlotte and bayley too. Then jump to smackdown tomorrow, bury Becky and then start orally pleasuring bliss.
>>2161652
>I'm a man with a pl...
>Muted
>>2161794
A promo so based even the other wrestlers call it good(god his voice is perfect for his current role)
>>2161812
>this newfag
>>2161809
>Bayley predicted Ramen
MAN WITH A PLAN
>>2161812
Is this a work or a shoot?
Charlotte is funny to watch when she cuts a promo cause she's all over the place
Like she's in the middle of making a point or doing something decent but she can't follow through all the way so she skips forward a bit
She also sounds like a girl in 4th grade asked to read part of a book for the class, in that monotone, struggling slightly to read voice
>third manlet match of the night
I can only go shit so many times
>Cruiserweight
Rocket League time
>More jobber jamboree
How long until they drop this absolute flop of a division
didnt this guy wrestle earlier?
>>2161717
Who be she in the pic?
ALICIA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX
>3 cruiserweight matches
At least they keep divas to 1 segment a night
WHERE THE FUCK IS TAJIRI, THIS IS GAY!!!!
>>2161815
>Supporting best ship
>>2161828
>tfw back at school
>tfw only have laptop for rocket league
fuck my shit up
>>2161831
Seek age
>>2161831
Seriously?
>>2161779
>they've had to change the purple ropes 3 times tonight so far just for the jobberweights
Why not just have them one after the other?
>>2161815
Wtf how are the rope colors changed so quickly?
Do they just replace them or are they spray painted?
Thats one hot negress
>>2161841
would marry on the spot fucking yum
>Alicia's cringy acting
Anyone realize Alicia Fox and Moonman's head shape are exactly the same?
Alicia Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx should get naked
>>2161843
Didn't WCW have all the Cruiserweight stuff in the 1st hour?
>>2161831
Meg Ryan you fucking 10 year old. kys
>>2161846
purple electric tape
>>2161846
some guy was posting from smackdown live last week and said they spray paint them inbetween adds/promos as it's quicker than changing them and less problems
Never put your prick in crazy.
Does Alicia fox's pussy stink
could big dog handle Alicia's final form?
>>2161851
It makes sense because whenever the moon comes out you can't even see her.
>>2161787
Jesus christ!
She was even uglier when she was little.
>>2161848
She will never hold you in her big strong arms
Since when is Cedric Alexander not Apollo Crews?
When the fuse do they form Titus?
>>2161841
I want to milk her.
>>2161859
yeah
>>2161862
>implying she isn't a qt
Cedric Alexander is just a better version of Darren Young
Alicia Fox and Alexa Bliss are the 2 best girls.
The rest are trannies and gypo/carnie whores
>>2161812
Based anon working the pasta posters
>>2161857
Nigger whhhaaaaaaa?
>>2161854
Yeah but they let them do cool flippy shit. WWE doesn't want them to kill each other like in the CWC so they're basically setting them up for failure.
Can the CWD stop being a thing?
ALICIA FFAAAAAAAUUUCKS
>>2161787
Bayley a cute. CUTE!
>>2161857
no he said they use purple tape
>>2161812
is this a worked shoot?
>>2161870
Lana and Maryse are top shelf but if you arent you counting the valets you are correct.
>>2161873
He's meming. They break down the entire ring and build a new one.
They don't spray paint the ropes stupids then the wrestlers would get purple paint on them when they run the ropes. The ropes are actually heat sensitive, they rub them down with warm water for cruiserweight matches and then use cold water to turn em back.
>>2161869
hes probably not a faggot too.
>>2161863
I just need some JOI from her. That's all
>start up a cruiserweight division
>Have them wrestle the exact same boring style as the rest of your show
HMMMMM
>>2161868
>implying she is
Is Noam Dar truly a heel? He saved Alexander from a psychopathic tranny last week
>>2161822
>Falling for a reverse trole
You must be an idiot
>>2161870
Seek sunlight
BEAT IT TOOTS
>>2161885
He's got a wife and kids
>beat it toots
Based TBK
>Beat it toots
Kendrick please
ded crowd
>BEAT IT TOOTS!
Kek, you deserve better Kendrick.
BEAT IT, TOOTS.
"I love everybody"
Alicia Fox, cruiserwhore
>Brian kendrick is gay
Great camerawork dunn
>beat it toots
TBK is /ourguy/
>that lumbar check sell
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Kendrick sold that move like death
why didn't he bring his cruiserweight title to the match?
Alicia Fox has a face like a foot.
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
>dat head bobbing while the ref is counting
>beat it, toots!
im dying
trust no thots
>colombia presente en wwe
AYYYY
>>2161886
Don't know what that is m8
>>2161884
Gotta say I almost gave up on this show.
But it's still the best cure for insomnia to date
Is this a work or a shoot?
Would easily race mix with fox.
>Cole telling us to watch the left side like we're gonna miss the huge bitch in her ring gear
What's everyone's favourite jerk off, cum eating instruction videos? i'm feeling a bit hungry lol
Why is Nia Jax so fat
ASHRIGHT
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND WHERE IS TOM??!?
So Nia Jax just stays in her costume at all times then?
Nia acting THIS bad
Nia sounds like a tranny.
SHE'S FAT
>>2161925
It's a fat suit, havent you seen the memes?
>>2161925
Cuz she's yo momma
>>2161924
>nia on the mic
Fucking kill me why is nia jax making me horny now
>you will never get crused by Nia Jax
Why fucking live
>Nia's tranny voice.
kek thought a gay designer was talking turn around and it's Nia
>>2161925
Samoan genes
YES
ANGLE TIME!!!!!
Alicia > everyone else when it comes to crazy sex appeal
>>2161812
I AM GETTING WORKED.
>>2161925
She really really likes taco bell she can basically drink a gordita crunch
>Stephanie McMahon reads Jezebel
>Suddenly Nia is forced on us
Da faq?
So the last hour has been boring talent cunts and manlet flippity faggots. Why is WWE dying?
>pre-recorded
>still botch by dropping too quick
Sasha is a hack
Its like WWE wants us to hate women. They give us these shit promos from Charlotte, Bayley and now Nia.
>>2161931
I wasn't watching but I was listening and this was my exact thought
GET HYPE
iGoogle
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
>No mention of Paige
lel, enjoy your future endeavors
If she could even just get down to 180lbs she would be hot
What the fuck is with Nia Jax's tranny lisp? Is she actually just a guy or something?
KURT ANGLE
https://youtu.be/qwbEcjYM-RU
Guys why is Nia Jax so fat? A friend of mine went to Raw some weeks ago and said they duct tape her during the breaks to make her look fat, do you guys think it's legit?
inb4 first inductee is snuka again
>>2161947
She reads Jezebel?
>>2161954
Paige is out from neck surgery
I assume Angle in HOF means no wrestling??
Nia Jax more like Nia Snax. She is fat. She should marry Kevin Owens so they can be negative influences on each other and die of cardiovascular illnesses.
>>2161924
U WOT?!
>>2161951
It's not Kurt Angle you fucking marks, it's DDP
>>2161961
She's the Big Cow.....as in Big Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3F4JIO8pXE
Based
>>2161964
Why else is this cuntery being forced upon us? It clearly doesn't make money. Who gives a fuck about these twats?
Nia is prime era Dusty on the mic compared to fridge, horse and potato.
IT'S ME IT'S ME
IT'S
D
D
P
First you watch it, then you die.
Me next please.
>>2161576
is that Kagome?
who's the Inuyasha of RAW? I'd say Seff.
Ive been waiting to hear Kurts music on WWE again for yeaars
Im hype as hell
Is anyone actually excited for Resi7?
>>2161976
>Shitty extended intro
https://youtu.be/_yQsPE7pzNo
>>2161977
I do senpai.
Black dude asking for methols?
DAS RAYCIS!!!
SELF HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!
WHOSE HYPE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
I think it is Kurt.
I assume this means no RR appearance and prob no wrestling.
Would have been a hell of a pop at the RR.
>>2161983
I am but the family guys will annoy me more than scare me.
>>2161924
go back to /b with that shit faggot
>>2161961
It's the Cruiserweight ring rope tape. That's why they did a close in on her in the backstage interview because they were using her fat tape for the last match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwB25bGe7DE
Stone Cold Foxy is the best Diva of all time
I miss her lads
YOU SUCK
IT'S HAPPENING
>Kirk Angel
I have to believe that whenever they finally let Angle walk down the ramp (likely the Raw the night after Mania) it will be a pop for the ages.
Have they ever done anything like that with the Nia/Sasha footage, I thought it was pretty neat, adds some credibility to the wwe being a sport, and bringing a little kayfabe back