OFFICIAL KURT ANGLE CELEBRATION THREAD This thread is celebrating

>>2159684
Gold medal?what?

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remember to pop some vicodin in his honor

>>2159684
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This thread is full of
INTENSITY
INTEGRITY and
INTELLIGENCE

THANK YOU BASED LE MOONSAULT FROM CAGES MAN

>>2159684
broken down old shitter that can't go anymore. fuck off. carder already fills that role

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who ready for /recordhighratings/ here ?

>>2159704
That's why you put him in a match with AJ. They know how to work with each other and AJ can make anyone look good.

>>2159720
AJetty can't carry a match to save his life

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did Paul finally get over his buttpain from being cucked?

>>2159727
He's literally been doing it all year.

GOAT

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GOAT

What did I miss? He came back?

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Legit best all round wrestler.

>>2159725
Please leave

>>2159746
.... IT'S TRUE

>>2159746
He's being inducted into the Hall of fame

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>>2159746
>>2159752
IT'S DAMN TRUE

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>>2159746
GOAT

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TYBK

>>2159754
>>2159755
I assume hell be a surprise entrant in the rumble. So I'm kind of bummed they wasted the surprise.

>>2159760
They waste the surprise all the time. They always advertise big names before hand so people actually watch the shows.

>>2159754

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Does this mean Angle is gonna be in the next game because that makes it a must buy

>>2159768
Legends usually make it in, so it looks likely.

>>2159760
i assume HOF tickets go up soon so they need to say the headliner

>>2159768
Pretty much. He may even be the cover guy.

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GOAT

>>2159775
They were amazing as a tag team. He works amazing with and against Benoit.

Inb4 you deserve it chant

>>2159782
It's gonna be awful. He does deserve it but it's cringe outside of the time with Bryan.

>>2159787

This is awesome

>>2159787
but he does deserve it

>>2159794
Stop.

>>2159799

One more match

>>2159802
End it. Now.

>>2159808

Yes, yes, yes

>Angle
>Goldberg
>Undertaker
>Brock
>HHH

The Rumble is gonna be hype. Especially when Braun btfo's all these old men and wins.

>16 IPs, 41 posts

Jesus christ this board is autistic.

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One of these men will have the honor of inducting Kurt.

Select who it will be from least likely to most likely. I'll go first:

6. Sting
5. AJ
4. Dwayne
3. Cena
2. Brock
1. Steve

>>2159735
Imagine Kurt knocking up Steph? That would be so based. You know he would produce a male heir.

>>2159888
It's gonna be Cena since he was his debut match.

>>2159736
He's memeing, you know?

>>2159888
Most likely to least likely:

Brock
Cena
Austin
Sting
Rock
AJ

>>2159725
>>/pol/

cuck angle never drew a single dime. Now wrestles in literal high school gyms because he's that much of an anti-draw

https://twitter.com/thecoachespn/status/821140559230275584

>>2159690
in the 1995 world wrestling championship, not the olympics (although he has competed in the olympics)

>>2159888
It's a tough call between austin, brock as they seem the most likely imo.

Steve and Kurt had a great run together and are good friends. Likewise with Brock and Kurt. Cena is a 50/50. AJ and Sting kurt has history with and are friends but they share no WWE history. The Rock seems the least likely to me.

brock = austin > cena > sting > aj > rock. It's 50/50 to me between austin and brock.

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THE GOAT HAS ARISEN

>>2159691
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

>>2159684
YOU SUCK

>>2159999
They'll use the they know each other in Japan excuse for Sting and AJ

why cant I find the full promo about THE BLACKS?

THE GOAT
THE GOAT
THE GOAT
THE GOAT


I'VE GOT THE MOVES
THAT'LL MAKE YOU TAP OUT
ANGLE SLAM
ANKLE LOCK
MARTY JANETTY
STILL CAN'T WALK

I'M JUST A SEXY KURT
(SEXY KUURRRT)
I'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT
(ANKLE HURRRRRTTT)

>>2159998
he won a gold metal in the olympics too

>>2159760
Gotta sell them HoF tickets. At the very least they didn't confirm that he'll be in the Rumble, so it'll at least be a bit of a surprise.

>>2162298
"The Black People"

>can't show highlights of his stuff with benoit

What a tragedy.

wow im like literally crying here!

>>2162444
>can't show the GOAT moonsault off the top of a steel cage

I will never forgive Benoit

>>2159998
He won a gold medal in the 96 olympics

>>2162457

Fuck you. Benoit was good enough that I'm okay with him murdering his family. It's not like it's the worst thing a wrestler has done. WWE are a bunch of cowards for pretending he doesn't exist.

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Kurt Angle is objectively the greatest WWE superstar of all time.

>Genuine athlete
>In ring technical abilities that put Bret Hart to shame
>Can moonsault
>Amazing mic skills
>Can use the same gimmick for two decades without it going stale

Sorry Rock, sorry Stone Cold, sorry Hulk, sorry DDP, sorry Ricky, sorry Punk, sorry Raven, sorry Macho but Kurt Angle is THE ICON.

>>2159840
Don't forget Shawn Michaels, he might show up not only to wrestle just to appear

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>>2159840
No Angle will BTFO Braun in the final four people.

>>2159684
The GOAT of the attitude and ruthless era.

I can't believe im saying this but is he literally /our/guy?

based Kurt. That announcement and the Shaesaro/Club match+finish singlehandedly made RAM not absolute shit.

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BASED

>>2159888
It won't be Sting or AJ. WWE will want it to be someone associated with Kurt's WWE career.

I'd like it to be Rock or Austin as they were Kurt's best feuds in my opinion. I don't think it will be Brock because I just can't see him doing an induction speech, but I guess he might. Will probably be Cena or maybe Edge as he worked with Angle a lot, both as allies in Team Eck and as rivals.

>>2159888
>>2159904
This most likely. It's only fair that the biggest star in the company currently inducts his first opponent on Smackdown.

Kurt had the GOAT body in this pic.

No homo.