>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college
>chiseled body
kek every time
>>2158233
They hated him because he didn't know how to actually wrestle and wasn't an athlete like most wrestlers.
>>2158233
don't forget
>made a mockery of the heavyweight belt
>>2158275
HI PHIL
My main problem with Miz is he just looks like a little bitch that couldn't hold his own in a real fight.
The cowardly heel thing works on the upper mid card but when he was WWE champ feuding with Cena it was hard to take seriously.
>>2158324
I like Miz but agree with you. That's why Maryse is so important for him. If he wants to be in the main event, he'll need to lead a heel stable or something.
How a man can be so Based?
>all these worked overweight """""""""""""""""smart"""""""""""""""" marks
imagine being them lmao. miz is objectively the GOAT of all time, and this can't be argued against. maybe someday you fatties will grow up, lose some weight, and realize his greatness