>be WWE fan >see Anderson and Gallows as lower-midcard

Vinny Mac only cares about 2 things. Money, hence booking guys who shift merch into top spots, and burying anything he himself didn't come up with.

>cuckter thread

>>2154905
This

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>>2154905
>hence booking guys who shift merch into top spots,

Or just pushing whoever he wants if they don't.

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they really need to be on smackdown ASAP.

>>2154951
>spare no one
>spear everyone

Jesus Christ

https://youtu.be/aLi-qADSJFI

>>2154901
Because after they split up with AJ, they didn't know what to do with them.

>>2154905
>and burying anything he himself didn't come up with
Then why is AJ Styles WWE Champion? Why did they have him beat John Cena clean?

>>2154993
Because he's so GOAT even a pleb like Vince can't deny him.

>cuckter resets his IP 8 times for this thread

>>2154996
>this one dude having a meltdown about someone named cuckter

>>2154905
Explain why he's pushed old man AJetty to the moon then when neither of those are true for him.

>>2154993
>>2155005
Basically this >>2154995
The real confirmation will be how they treat Joey Samoey and Shinsuke.

>>2154905
This. I no longer care about big wrestlers from other companies coming over because you know exactly what's going to happen without fail. I'm puzzled at AJ's success though. Maybe it's because he delivered such a big middle finger to Dixie Carter when he left.

>>2155005
>AJ doesn't sell merch

But that's wrong.

Both of themy neither have any charisma nor funny skills..... and their wrestling is pretty run of the mill.... The only people keeping them in jobber status are themselves

>>2155022
>Both of themy neither have any charisma nor funny skills.....

Neither do you Spicter

>>2154993
>>2155013
AJ was the second best merch seller after Cena right after his debut. Don't know about current numbers but I bet he's in top 5.

based Machine Gun

>>2154993
Because he doesn't book SmA+ckdown

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>>2155022
>funny skills

>>2154901
Because they are boring balding dudes. Even as Festus Gallows had far more charisma.

>Anderson is boring.

Motherfuckers, he destroyed Cesaro on the mic on Monday. And proved he undoubtedly has good mic skills.

>>2156232
>destroyed Cesaro on the mic on Monday
Wow so burying the shittiest mic worker on the roster (Remember when he botched a 1 minute promo in a Cena US challenge?) is now and accomplishment?

The Machine Gun deserves better his kids need iPads so needs to be in a title picture

>>2154993
>>2155005
>>2155013
He carried Vince's golden boy to two great matches.

>>2154905
Roman doesn't sell a ton of merch.....yet he has been pushed to the moon.

>>2154901
The entire division suffered while New Day was beating the tag champ record out of spite.

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>>2154901
>Runner up in G1 tournament
>Win the tag team titles with ease
>Elite tag team, one of the best in the world
>Come to WWE and struggle with every tag team
>Job in every singles match and look like geeks

>>2154951
WWE has the cringiest shirts