>GOAT >Rich as fuck >Famous >6'8 >Big dick

>>2152025
Everything here is true but shitposters will still say "le never drew a dime" cause they're too dumb to understand how buyrates work

well this convinced me

he is truly is the GOAT

Goataker

>>2152025
Never drew a dime

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>>2152025
Still don't see any dimes though

OVERTAKER

UNDERGIVER

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>>2152025
Nice try Mark!

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years

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>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour

Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career

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>>2152025
97-03 Kane was better but everything you said is true.

>>2152025
>couldn't rub two nickels together

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>Saved wwf by bullying shawn
BASED UNDERTAKER

>>2152087
>shitty copypasta
>Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos
I don't even need to go back in history, just look at his last two promos:
cut promo on raw that was the best thing about raw
cut promo last time he was on SD that was the best thing about SD
>wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career
vs hbk - badd blood 1997
vs mankind - kotr 1998
vs triple h - wm x7
vs ric flair - wm x8
vs lesnar - no mercy 2002
vs rock vs angle - vengeance 2002
vs orton - wm 21
vs angle - no way out 2006
vs batista - wm 23
vs batista - backlash
vs hbk wm 25
vs hbk wm 26
vs punk wm 29
vs lesnar hiac 2015

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>Steroid free

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>>2152080
>>2152087

>>2152025

Based Underdrawer

>>2152025
Based Underonedimeina25yearcareerer

>>2152139
BASED ANON WORKING THE UNDERTAKER HATERS

BIG DIMES DRAWING

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU GAVE THIS SHOW A HUGE BUYRATE

>>2152139
Cringewprthy mark

>bretcuck banned and his posts deleted
kek

today was a good day for /asp/

>>2152025
>steroid free
kek.

When he finally retires, would he do a shoot interview?
>Who would interview him?
>What one question should be asked right at the beginning?
>How long would the interview be?

>>2152863
He agreed to do Austin's like a yr ago

>>2152899
>supposed to get Hogan, Taker, and Sting
>get Paige, Big Show, and Ambrose

what did wwe mean by this?

>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

Kek

>>2152899
I hope he doesn't fuck it up by talking over Taker. Just let him talk and maybe have some bullet points to follow

>>2152025
Based

>>2152863
>Who would interview him?
YouShoot would be great
>What one question should be asked right at the beginning?
something about breaking kayfabe or vince
>How long would the interview be?
hopefully like 120 minutes

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>>2152025
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Charismatic as fuck
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic

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>>2152025

Undertaker became so important to WrestleMania that he's the only reason it doesn't 100% feel like a shitty 7 hour RAW

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>>2152113

> tfw you bully someone that the company is saved because they get buried so they become religious and get stockholm syndrome towards you

BASED TAKER

>>2152025
Hi Mark! Forgot your pills again, pal?

Is there a single wrestler who doesn't respect Undertaker?

Even in shoot interviews I've only ever heard people say good things about him.