10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2. ..1 https://www.youtube

>nakameme

More like

>10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJHA0YIOEM

>>2125825
I'd mark

3...2...1...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ycb58cqCsc

>Entry n°30
>3... 2... 1...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16NjjDPLlc

3....2....1.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY

>>2125841
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> #30
> 3...2...1...
> BRRRRRRRRRR
> https://youtu.be/X-phPaAF5h4

>>2125847
If this happens I hope they keep it a very strict secret, I don't want neckbeard smarks chanting his name at every number

>>2125850
He won't be there yet they still will

>>2125843
>{sound of audience mics being slowly muted}
>this crowd is in such a frenzy they're booing who they usually cheer!
>hahaha i love it maggle

>30
>3... 2... 1...
>buzzer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgWpNQVXmU

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>>2125821
Nakamura going to the main roster is just his first step toward being buried by Roman Reigns and being relegated to the undercard for the rest of his career.

3...2..1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs

>comes in
>destroys Miz

>>2125859
>Doesn't post superior version
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TklqbqnjDTU

>>2125867
>Entry 30
>3...2...1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz8oOAPM-c

>>2125863
>Then is immediately eliminated by Roman
>Crowd begins to riot.

>Entry 30
>3...2...1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-drxVuILHSk

>>2125842
I would freak out harder than ever. Holy shit.

>10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY

>>2125847
book it vince

>>2125894
desu i would mark

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>>2125920

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>>2125841

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>>2125842
Not a Royal Rumble return thread without this theme.

>Post yfw this is the biggest swerve of all time and Benoit literally and unironically wins the Rumble.

>>2125821
Unless he does his usual 10 minute entrance, that shit is lame

>>2125961
For the second time mind you.

Doubtful, unless he loses the title.

3...
2...
1...
BZZZZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs

3...
2...
1...
BZZZZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMOUCpoLB_8

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>>2125961
>5...4...3...2...1
>nothing happens
>wait what's that in the rafters?
>rafters? OH MY GOD ITS STING!
>wait that's not sting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8HnGLHDdXg

>>2125825
What is he even doing these days

>>2125861
>given a main Eventers salary in nxmeme
>thinking they'll put him in the undercard
He's gonna be the next ortom, has a career of mediocre matches but when he's motivated he does amazing things.

>>2126058
mostly indie shows sometimes solo sometimes with rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqcEg5tyWU

>>2125867
>not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkrwb9dC_9Y

30
3...2...1...
BZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg

>>2126100
>Not this
3...
2...
1...
BZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc

3
2
1
BZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxQbmqaCGg

>3...2...1...
BZZZZZ
Is it TJ Perkins?
No it's Japanesse sensation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6sRlBYXkk

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>>2126045
>Titantron of Owen breaking Austin's neck plays

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0

YFW

>>2126073
CM Phil's revenge

>>2126462
Will he be a face or heel today?

>>2126477
He'd be a jobberweight with Daivari

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>>2125821
>3...
>2...
>1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de6aMu3QQIE

>>2126480
wrong Daivari moron

>Hassan
>Cruiserweight

3
2
1

https://streamable.com/474q1

>>2125894
Would unironicaly mark. Love Hogan, love Real American. Hopefully the crowd would start a gawker chant.

From all these threads the best thing I've still seen posted is DBry's theme getting plated and cutting into Miz, who comes out to nuclear heat.

>>2126565
>implying even the smarkiest of smarks or most casual of casuals wouldn't instantly mark the fuck out for hogan returning to anything

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These threads just make me sad because last year was such a fucking disappointment.

Outside of AJ it was all just main roster wrestlers I doubt it's going to be any better this year.

3
2
1
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0n2MLy6nGQ

>>2126663
We can all dream, brother. We've got some fun three weeks ahead of us.

>>2126675
I-It's Derrick Bateman

I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>2126690
FROM NXT

WOW!

>>2125831
who

>>2126058
runs a Shoney's restaurant in Acworth
coaches his son's football team
probably some indie shows

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>>2126663
>Samoa Joe, Tye Dillinger, Hulk Hogan, Kenny Omega
>Thinking it will be bad

Just so you know, this is actually happening at the rumble.


>3, 2, 1.... BZZZZZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV-EeE1Fj8I

>3...2...1

OOOUUH OOOOOH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1mq6rAfMM

>3...2...1...
>BZZZZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs

>>2126712
I hope he goes ballistic at the other team's coach

>>2126709
Some obese guy

>>2126068
>given a main Eventers salary in nxmeme
>thinking they'll put him in the undercard

It happened to Neville, and to a lesser extent Sami Zayn. The Ascension were booked as the strongest tag act ever on NXMEME and they were comedy jobbers within a week of being called up.

The only NXT call ups that got decent shots on the Main Roster are Balor (and who knows how they're going to treat him since he got injured so quickly), Owens (who is now written like complete dogshit in endless matches against Based Big Dog), and the Sheildettys. I guess you can also count Baron Corbin, but I'd say he's an exception because he's tall and white.

>>2126720
Why do they keep doing this? Putting the biggest fattest Diva on the roster in the Rumble and having her eliminate somebody is as good as burying them, and there's absolutely no way she's going to win.

>3...2...1..
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qbWY6yX8M

>>2126814
I'M SAILING INTO YOUR DUMB REDNECK ASS
I'M HUNGRY

>>2126712
>coaches his son's football team

That must be a scary experience for those kids.

>>2125825
Holla if ya hear me
>holler if you hear me with redneck twain

>>2126139
kek

>3, 2, 1.... BZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

>>2125821
Someone post the Nakamura pasta.

Entrant number 10...
>3, 2, 1.... BZZZZZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQvrJGQN9JY

>3, 2, 1.... BZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_sYyU65CFU

>3...2...1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhkTFZCFig

>3, 2, 1.... BZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LeROtCNrwU

>>2125825
I would faint

>3...2....1.. BZZZZZZZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0l3m0cykqY

>>2125821
:looks in:
>No mention of the creampie rumble I booked last year
:leaves thread:

>>2126675
THE 3RD REINCARNATION OF CARTER!

>>2125821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G67q_6aINw

>>2127109
Unironically the best Cruiserweight with Neville and Gallagher

>>2125821
You all know this will happen
https://youtu.be/OjpRDmXoyMk

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>>2127129
Holy fucking cancer

>>2125821
>3
>2
>1
https://youtu.be/NONOZGGejb8

I can't fucking wait

>>2127131
>phoneposting
Kill yourself, Nattie.

>>2126969
>Entry #10
If they waste this opportunity I'm going to be pissed

>>2126969
Literally said this 3 months ago.
They'll fuck it up. Likely be #11 just to HAHA SWERVE! and ruin it.

>Entry Number 1
>3...2...1...
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r9L4AseD-aA

>>2125821
>"Oh wow, who could it be?"
>3...
>2...
>1...
>BZZZZZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA

3...
2...
1...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3jqMvoMgG4

Don't deny that you would mark the fuck out.

3...
2...
1...
BRRRRRRRRR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHIm-besFw

Kurt Angle is the only one that matters. His theme sounds like it was literally made for this moment the way the song just pops off at the start.

>>2127131
Charge your phone

>>2128424
I did

>>2126714
He'd be great in "Brokeback Mountain 2: Prize Cuckold"

No 30

3....
2....
1....

BZZZZZZZZZZ

https://youtu.be/sig6ZL2EkUQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oLoehwYshPc

Wouldnt even be too surprised.

>>2126663
Did you forget about Sami?

>>2126663
Honestly, I thought last year's rumble was one of the best in years. It was lacking in fun surprises and had that shit Roman taking a nap section, but I think AJ and Sami, coupled with the ending made up for it. Personally, I think its good for the Rumble to avoid being too heavy with gimmicky cameos. Remember the year all the announcers got a spot? Now THAT was a disappointing Rumble.