>this is Sasha's husband >tfw I actually have

>>2123441
Ugly couple.

This is vomit inducing

>>2123441

He is actually pretty fit, a wrestler, and also travels with her all the time. So no, you have no chance, fat spic.

Poor Mikaze must get non-stop cucked every time he turns his back.

I will never understand the 'Sasha is attractive' meme.

Nor will I ever understand the Sasha is talented' meme.

She is fucking uggo and overrated. But what do I know.

>>2123585
You are right, these are just memes.

>>2123441
No, you do not.

>>2123585
Don't worry you're not alone. It's like a what a wise man once said "People don't know what they need until you tell them". With wrestling people think liking Sasha, Asuka and Ember is trendy and hardcore because they keep reading it on the internet

>>2123441
>actually have a chance to pork a horse
I feel so good for you right now.

He married her before the WWE made her pretty and caked her up with makeup

>>2123441
>>tfw I actually have a chance with her
>>>/mlp/

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>>2123441
Gross. She's a horse

>>2123441
She's ugly so why wouldn't you?

>>2123441
I can't even begin to guess the ethnicity of this couple

>>2123578
He works backstage as a seamstress

>>2123771
>this retard is still salty in 2017
Kek. Based Ember working the fuck out of bitter smarks

>>2123890
Black woman and Asian man

>>2124017
not him but who tf is ember

I knew once gay marriage was legal people would start marring animals. How is marrying a horse ok?

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but can he get her wet?

>>2124031
Em Baboon from nxt

>>2124039
kek is that actually her tumblr?

>>2124393
yes

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>>2123441
>picturing Sasha's o-face and not wanting to throw up

>>2123441
Discount Tai Lopez

Mikaze seems like a nice dude. My family and his family has some mutual friends, there's a fuckton of cambodians and other south east asians in MA, especially in Lowell where they have a boat festival every August

/endblog

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>>2124953
Books, knowledge!

>>2124393
No

>>2124393
maybe

>>2124957

Holy shit, I think I might've met him.

>>2124017
Literally have no idea who the FUCK you're taking about.

Go get a life.

>>2124393
I don't know

>>2124039
Didn't know horses like tiny dicks.

>>2124017
Jesus Christ! you spend a little too much time on this board. Seriously you never sleep, never leave even for an hour. I am curious to how you do it?

>>2124393
can you repeat the question?

>>2126050
>>2126590
>replying twice, five hours apart
Lmao you're touched hard

>>2126056
Small packages are patrician.

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>>2123585
>>2123771
Smarks have a few character flaws that have caused these memes to propagate:
1) Smarks revere old wrestlers too much. e.g. Foley said that Sasha v Charlotte is good, so it must be true. Foley keeps making these matches and saying that they're pushing the envelope, so they must be moty candidates. Smarks cannot accept that Foley has taken too many chair shots to the head and is descending into dementia.

2) Smarks, being neckbeards, assume that being PC will make them seem more likeable/get them laid. e.g. A white knight stands up for feminism in wrestling to impress his crush; alternatively, he may keep his internet defense in his back pocket so he can pull it out when a woman is in need of protecting over the internet. This bit is troubling because it has led to Sasha believing in her own hype. She actually thinks that she's doing something for women's wrestling while not even being in the top 5 women in the company. Smarks also refuse to admit that the women in WWE right now are extremely undertrained in relation to the men. Many are still very young and may get better within 5 years or so

>>2127003
>This bit is troubling because it has led to Sasha believing in her own hype.

I dont know about everything else, but I agree with this 100%. She definitely seems like the one thats let all the praise and adulation go to her head which has made her regress in ring.

>>2127003
You're a smark. Every single person on this board, wew, reddit and wrestlingforum is a smark. This fucking autism.

>>2127067
Being a smark means you know wrestling is not real and realizing how shit works. Rest is up to the man watching. So we can have people praising women's wrestling because others do/because Foley says so/because they're whiteknights, but there will also be smarks who see that women's wrestling is shit and just won't watch it.

>>2127003
The amount of projection in this post is just staggering. I'm in awe

>>2123913

That's what i mean when i said the travels with her.

>>2124039

>getting wet over a man's body

>not over his status

Yeah, she is 100% confirmed female to male transsexual now.

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>>2127091
>>2123913

A

FUCKING

SEAMSTRESS

>>2123441
TINY

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>>2127102

A TAILOR! A TAILOR!

>>2127081
Then what's an anti-smark?

>>2124393

http://sashabankswwe.tumblr.com/

This is her actual tumblr.

>>2127217
a true patrician

>>2127214
No such thing.

>>2127217
well thats disappointing.

>>2123913
I always knew Kid Mikaze is a fag...

>>2123441
They wont last long. Wrestlers who fuck wrestler do it cause A) they are around eachother touring and B) popularity.

This guy better hold on to his girl. I could easily see Enzo fucking Sasha after a Bumfuck Kansas Houseshow.

>>2127003
Wait a second. Do you think Foley has a say in booking? You know GMs are just characters, right?

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>>2127742
shut the fuck up cuckface

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>>2127742
You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.

If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.

Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.

>>2127875
>>2127881
You guys work for me