>be me
>go to RAM LIVE from my city
>buy decent seats for a very decent price
>go to the place early because of traffic congestions
>get to my sitting section
>walk down to ringside section
>admire the beauty of the new set
>7:30PM Main Event and Cruisermemes about to start
>I must go back to my seat
>le gf offers to pay for food since I bought the tickets and put gas in my car to go to the event
>get good juicy burgers, pizza, and popcorn
>comfy.jpg
>most seats around me are empty, slowly beginning to fill
>by 7:50PM Cruisermeme was over, was time to tape an episode of Main Event
>5 minutes before RAM airs LIVE on USA Network, I find myself surrounded by obese neckbeards hating on the Big Dog
>Big Dog comes out, me and le gf mark out
>a sea of obese neckbeards look at us in disgust
>I whisper to myself
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE OBESE VIRGIN NERDS
What about Anderson? Did he look strong?
>>2110963
Literally who
>>2110959
>gf
Lel. Fuck off Carter
>>2110959
>le gf
CARTER CONFIRMED /R/SQUAREDCIRCLE
>>2110959
Fellow Tampa bro here. How much did you pay for your tickets?
I was thinking of going, but I couldn't find anything under $35, and that's too much to pay for RAM.
That was awesome OP. It was funny and productive. Good job. You see, people like you are pride of /asp/ community. We need more like you and less of bretfags.
>>2114112
>bretfags
>s
It's only one guy and deanchad always destroys him
>>2114112
Hi OP
Based big dog working the fat boys
>>2114106
Only $45 dollars, lad. Not bad at all for a fun night out.
>>2110959
>whispering it to yourself
didnt know FedoRamen was scared shitless of neckbeards
>>2114136
I ain't tryna get jumped by a SEA of virgin neckberds, they don't let me bring my gun inside the arena.