RAW GAMETHREAD #6 Women's Division Edition

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>Roman Reigns
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during his match
>you could literally hear a pin drop during his match
>you could literally hold a golf tournament during his match
>you could literally hold a moment of silence during his match
>you could literally host a funeral during his match
>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during his match
>you could literally have students study during a Roman Reigns match
>a deaf person would literally feel at home during his promo
>you could literally sleep during his match
>you could literally name everyone who cheers for Roman Reigns
>you are literally related to 75% of them
>you could literally count the people cheering for Roman Reigns on one hand
>its gets funnier every time i think about it
>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during his match
>you could literally confess your sins during his Wrestlemania match
>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Roman Reigns match without somebody hearing it

RAM GETTING BURIED BY THE CHANNEL

RUSSIAN HACKERS FUCKING UP THE SKY SPORTS CHANNEL
IT'S HAPPENING

>>2109048
Based Big Dog working the sound production crew

BASED SKY SPORTS LOSING CONNECTION DURING THE WIMMINS MATCH

Botcha pls go

>>2109048
>he's deaf

Im sorry

>>2109048
Yet he's still going to be the US and Universal champion

>>2109048
BBDWTS

>women's shit

If everyone stopped watching would it affect the ratings or is it only for people nielsen boxes?

It seems like so few people have them that it isn't enough for an accurate sample size.

>>2109063
>>2109063
>>2109066
>>2109067
>>2109069
Get reverse worked into a shoot lmao

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What is the best looking belt in WWE history?

>>2109075
'everyone' isn't going to quit watching so the rest of your tripe doesn't matter

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FUCK OFF HORSE

Did Emmalina appear?

>>2109076
Much love, brother

>>2109077
Diva's

>>2109048

Seeeeeeeeething

>>2109064
TSN in Canada too. I thought the Wyatts were coming out.

>>2109077

Your Dad's belt when he finds out you spent all that money on a fake belt

Fucking put that horse down

>>2109082
Yeah you missed it?

>>2109077
WWE Undisputed

>>2109048
>smarks get destroyed by the Tampa crowd
>makes up shit out of sheer SEETHING

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>>2109037
Wow. Bayley needs Sasha to win.

>Corey Graves will never try to work you in real life by constantly addressing you by your last name

>>2109077
the red one that the fat guy has

>>2109088
>dad
I'm black you fucking racist

Boy that sasha sure can eat an apple through a picket fence

>>2109078
What a butthurt little faggot you are, I wasn't suggesting that. Who gets defensive over a terrible tv show?

>>2109087

Topkek, also,

>Being this worked

>>2109077
winged eagle
>buying a belt

(((Rosenberg)))

How is slag in the new total divas?

>>2109095
She has zero tits and zero curves

>>2109077
>spending that much money on a replica belt from a children's television program

I can smell you from here

>>2109106
Duh. Shes fucking Irish

>>2109098
kek

Fucking russians hacked latin american Fox Sports... What happened?

>>2109098
not him, but i knew whoever was asking about the belt was black. you guys always show up to live events w that shit. what is it with your bling culture

>>2109105
They shot it months ago, impossible to cut her out with it losing multiple major story lines

>>2109108
you must be smelling yourself you obese nerd lmao

>>2109077
stop wasting your money on shit like this and move out

>>2109100

> I wasn't suggesting everyone quitting watching
> "If everyone quit watching"

Hello Donald Drumpf

>>2109077
big gold is the only correct answer

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I miss her

I want a Big Dog-Goldberg staredown to end the show

That would be pretty based

>>2109109
read that as "Trish" and got excited for a second

>>2109115
wash yourself ya dirtbag stinko

When did they start calling her Charlotte flair instead of just Charlotte?

>>2109121
Goldberg is a huge Big Dog supporter

>>2109121
This. Roman was over as fuck tonight. Vince needs to call an audible. It needs to happen. It will be the biggest pop since rock and Cena

>>2109123
terrible retort, you got destroyed.

>>2109116
>>2109108
The question was what is the best looking, not which one should I buy. Go back to gradeschool

>>2109113
Belts are sexy af, mang

>Gong
/asp/ SEETHING

>>2109124
The coinflip this week came up tails ... it'll be heads next week and they'll drop 'Flair'.

>Undercarder

>next week

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>>2109116

>this projecting

>>2109120
She's turned into a plastic monster, still fap tho

>>2109120
Why does she do this?

UNDERTAKER ON RAW

HOLY FUCK MARIKIN OUT

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Anyone else interested in the UK championship?

HBK and Taker are announcing that they're in the Rumble

>UNDERCARDER

>undertaker
>raw

Wut?

>Undercarder and the Janetty of The Rockers
hahaha RAM BTFO'd before it aired.

>ratings in toilet
>"GO GET THE UNDERTAKER"

>>2109134
She's fucking gross

Has wwe made a half decent movie?

BASED UNDERCARDER SWITCHING BRANDS BECAUSE HE PREFERS TO BE WITH GOLDBERG AND LESNAR THAN DEANETTY, AJEANNETY AND LELSWORTH

I like this set

>Human sign

kek

Cant wait for RAM to get high ratings just for you mugs to say HBK was the draw

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welp RAW is shit again. Goodnight pham.

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>RAM trying so hard to beat SDL, they have to call out two big draws just to keep up
>Steph is actually stealing SDL talent

You can't make this shit up

>Micheals/Taker 3
>in a wheelchair match
>at Wrestlemania

Thanks Vince.

>literally 0 reaction for the universal champion

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

What are the odds of Chris Jericho getting Owen Hart'd?

>>2109143
I know, don't care

>>2109143
have no idea who it is ... little help anon?

>a human sign post
what the fuck

Wow, raw practically begging a smackdown star to cameo for ratings

Sad!

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>That poster

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>Corey has gone 1 whole conversation with Byron without addressing him as "Saxton"

>Undercarder
>Shawn Michael's
The state of RAM to get more viewers than Smackdown.

lol, dat lawn chair

This looks like a cluster fuck.

BRAWK LAZER IS THE SIGN

So im fat like kevin owens how do I do moonsaults and cannonballs

Which NXmemer is the sign guy?

Imagine if Kevin Owens was on Smackdown.

>>2109149

is that a turkey?

the sign is obviously goldberg

>>2109147
Who is the mystery wrestler behind it?

>yfw it's the Patriot

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>Have to bring Taker from Smackdown AND HBK onto RAW next week just to win

>>2109144
Occulus.

>Jeritron-6000 vs Human sign
Book it

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>>2109144
This is worth watching.

>Mind the gap Sevco sign

Bueno.

I really hate how much they are hyping the shark cage shit. It's literally just to keep Jericho from interfering in the match. It doesn't change that we are once again forced to watch Roman vs Owens despite Owens already winning the last rematch

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>human sign
Holy fuck, did they hire Disco Inferno to book this show?

Who is the man behind the sign, asp?

BASED FATASS

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Quel excellent segment...

IT'S ZZ

>>2109172
is this real?

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>human sign

>>2109177
Vince

Oh shit Goldberg and Jericho in the same ring!

>human sign
Is this 2003 TNA?

I'd mark if the human sign was Ralphus

>>2109177
looks like kevin owens himself

>>2109172
why does rusev love getting cucked so much?

HEY GUYS ARE YOU CHANTING GOLDBERG YET?

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>tfw you'll never do sex with prime trish

THE LIST

not sure how I feel about Jinder, lads

you might say I'm....Jinder-neutral

Jericho having to work this crowd, but they are so dead

Refuse to take the cue to chant Goldberg, barely even pop when he says their shitty city.

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>>2109191

Why do so many wrestlers live in Tampa?

LIST
I
S
T

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Goldberg and Jericho on the same ring

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>>2109191

>>2109185
Didn't Jericho kick his ass or was that someone else?

what does raM stand for?
like I just one day started seeing everybody referring to raw as ram but never got the meme

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The Human Sign has a better physique than the WWE Universal Champion.

What went wrong?

WAIT.
I KNOW THAT SHAPE
ITS FUCKING SAMOA JOE
SAMOA JOE IS SIGN GUY

LIST

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>>2109191
Quelle truie moyenne...

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>>2109189
There is no romantic relationship in the movie, no worries.

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>this entire raw

>>2109172
Who are these direct to video films being made for exactly?

>Forgetting New Day announced already

JERIGOAT GONNA BERRY OLDBERG AND BROCK

>Rollins Report
BTFO
>Ambrose Asylum
BTFO

If it weren't for MizTV this'd already be the best talkshow segment

>>2109196
NXT is is Florida

Twist: Jericho's List shows all 30 entrants order to the RR

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>>2109205
GODDAMN

Why can't he pick the wwe title? Is that not a thing anymore?

OLLLLLLLLDMAN

Going to the kitchen like

Goldberg looks like an extra from Sons of Anarchy.

It's confirmed lads. Y2J is winning the Rumble.

>>2109118
I know this is bait but you should still neck yourself

Does anyone today have a better entrance than Goldberg?

AWW SHIT IT'S GILLBERG

LE WALK IN FROM THE BACK ENTRANCE TO THE STAGE GUY

BASED

GOOOOOLDBEEEEERG

>2 leafs and a kike
POL SEETHING

hide your money goy

He's already blown up

>>2109227
/pol/ loves the jews now because of trump

>>2109223
Corbin's was pretty cool, but I think they already changed it

>>2109223
The first time watching Demon Finn enter was pretty based

>>2109169
>yfw he'll be WWE's next future superstar.
>yfw 20 years from now, we will reflect on how he first was a human sign
>yfw we all laugh and shout "wow I remembered that"
>yfw you actually did remember when you tighten the noose around your neck.

Where did sign man go? He was the best bit.

>>2109227
day of the rake when

>>2109222
how is it bait when you say something and then deny you said it in the very same thread? who's shittin' who here?

WWE need to bring in Owens wife so she can play a part when the mega powers explode

Are there any other famous Jewish people as big as based Bill Goldberg?

REFERENCE THE WCW JERICHO FEUD YOU FUCKING OLD CUNT.

(((Goldberg)))

Why would they put oldberg early in the rumble?

We get it, you vape

RIP lawn chair

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So Beautiful

Wew, dats phallic as phuck, Bill.

H...Has he been BLACKED?

>inb4 Greenberg

I wish he would stop kicking the air.

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>>2109215

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG

>>2109238
Carrot Top

>>2109234
>tfw he wasn't Brock laying in wait to wreck them all

Goldberg Jericho has happed in WCW, wwe 1, wwe 2

>>2109244

>41g's of proteins
>331 cals

my waifu is 2 perfect brehs

Why is Goldberg sweating so much

Christ

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>YFW next week, we get Jeri-KO v. Goldberg/Reigns

GOLDBERG ON THE LIST

OOOOOHH

OPTIMUS JEW

>2 jews 2 leafs

This segment's pretty good

What does Brock do when he's not wrestling?

>>2109249
Dick Status : MUH!
Sauce?

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MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
AND BROCK LESNAR ISN'T HERE TONIGHT

Kevin Owens is so bad he can ruin a segment with Jericho, Goldberg, and heyman. Fucking kek

>>2109261
/pol on suicide watch

>this old mans physique makes the RAW champion look even MORE like a fat piece of shit

BMAJ would squash them both

ELIMINATION. REPEAT.

>>2109257
he was just standing in a shower of burning hot sparks
It's either sweat or he watered himself down so he wouldn't catch fire

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>>2109263

OOOOOOOH SHIT

>>2109263

Fucks his wife

Cutie behind Heyman

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>>2109264
L'éternel filename, Bubba...

>>2109263
Look at his land, hunt shit, bang sable

>>2109263

jerk off on his ranch while driving his ATV in full camo

BALEEBAT

I would love a Jewish tweener faction in WWE.

>Roman Reigns
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during his match
>you could literally hear a pin drop during his match
>you could literally hold a golf tournament during his match
>you could literally hold a moment of silence during his match
>you could literally host a funeral during his match
>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during his match
>you could literally have students study during a Roman Reigns match
>a deaf person would literally feel at home during his promo
>you could literally sleep during his match
>you could literally name everyone who cheers for Roman Reigns
>you are literally related to 75% of them
>you could literally count the people cheering for Roman Reigns on one hand
>its gets funnier every time i think about it
>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during his match
>you could literally confess your sins during his Wrestlemania match
>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Roman Reigns match without somebody hearing it

BIG DOG
I
G

D
O
G

Gold ergs neck is far too lo g

He's looking like a turtle out there

HUMONGOUS CANINE

>>2109263
He hunts, works on his farm, fucks his old wife and drinks

>>2109258
topkek meme

First time I've wanted fatass to btfo somebody

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HERE COMES THE GUY
OVERBOOK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SEGMENT

THE GIANT CANINE

I honestly can't imagine being a 40+ year old man and having to speak in wrestling terms still

>>2109280
>being this mad about the big dog

they're going to give reigns the goldberg rub at mania calling it right fucking now

>>2109263
Live on his farm and hunt deer.

>>2109263
Probably goes into his basement, eats Doritos and watches porn all day

FUCK OFF ROMAN CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HUGE POP FOR BIG DOG

IM GONNA CUM
BIG DOG VS GOLDBERG

>doesn't even walk out with the us belt

They took the belt off of Rusev for this?

Jesus, Roman's going to spear Goldberg isn't he...?

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/pol/ dead?

>>2109235
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now

What a clusterfuck.

>shit
I heard that, Bill.

The main event is a fatal 4-way struggle to speak on the mic properly

Jericho is the clear favorite and veteran

>US Champion
>Barely carries the title with him

NOW KISS

THE LARGE BARKER

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BASED
BIGGER
DOG

Based braun

BRAUN STROWMAN NOW
WHAT'S GOING ON

Lmao BRAUUUUUUNNNNNN

This shit is abhorrent

BASED BIGGER DOG

>>2109241
perhaps those two eliminate each other and we're left with an empty ring until Jericho comes in ... meanwhile, the two roid ragers are fighting up and down the arena throughout the match (albeit mostly backstage bits so they can make it feel like one long fight instead of the throw a punch, cut the camera, sit down for a smoke and a beer for 15 minutes, repeat).

BASED BIGGER DOG

GET THAT LITTLE SAMOAN BITCH THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

INCOMING DOUBLE SPEAR FROM THE BIG DOG AND BIG MONEY BILL

BASED STROWMAN

MUH DICK

strowman going over all pls

No one told me Raw got a 4th hour

>you 2 must be delusional
>speaking to Y2J and Owens
>forgetting Owens is champ

what a clustefuck

Big dog about to put that old man down

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>another overbooked segment

Roman and Strowman are the only reason I watch RAM

>>2109121
FUCK YES

WHY DOES HE WALK LIKE HE SHIT HIS PANTS??

Dancing gimmick for Braun when?

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>It's a "Bring everyone out" episode

Roman gonna show Goldberg how to properly do a spear

>Kevin and Jericho immediately get out of the ring

>Goldberg corpsing like a motherfucker

SEND FOR THE MAN DAMN IT

HAHAHAHAH THEY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO DO IT

WE LIVE IN THE BRAUN SHITMAN BECOMES WWE CHAMPION IN OUR LIFETIMES TIMELINE

Out of all the people in the ring right now, the one who looks the least like the champ is fatass

BRAUN HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

Is the Royal Rumble RAM only?

BASED RAW KEKING THE DOWNIES

>>2109164
Come on anon, even the blue meanie could do them

>>2109320
Raw always goes over. I think I saw it end early twice in the last 8 years.

Goldberg Roman tag team please Goldberg Roman tag team please Goldberg Roman tag team please

So I haven't watched WWE since 2015 Summerslam. Why is Roman still a thing?

SEND IN TITUS

DOUBLE SPEAR
>DOUBLE SPEAR

>double spear
What is this anime shit

>>2109317
(you)

>It's a Roman its put with a legend to get over episode

BASED AS FUCK

THE BIG DOG
THE BIGGER DOG
THE OLD DOG

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>Those 2 spears didn't tear Braun in half
TOO STRONK!.
>>2109305
This. Even he visibly doesn't want it since he's always trying his hardest to sling it over his shoulder.

Christ there is so many potential winners. I love it

Wait

Why the fuck did the just hype up Goldberg and Reigns?

>>2109343
because he's related to the Rock

What was the point of that segment

Ok Brawn is my sign to shower than goto bed

>>2109280
Kek

REMEMBER

THE RUMBLE

>Goldberg and Roman are literally the same height

Fucking GOATs

FUCKING DOUBLE SPEAR

>>2109353
The brand split actually makes the RR unpredictable this year

>>2109353
Roman will win somehow.

>>2109320
They always go 15 minutes over so people can't record the ending in their DVRs.

And just like that, there goes all the build up they put behind Braun Strowman. Glad it all paid off, thanks RAM

>>2109328
You ask that, even though every time you hear his intro music, it sounds like he's having ultra diarrhea.

BASED GOLDBERG PASSING THE TORCH

BBDWTFAS
B
D
W
T
F
A
S

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Rate this Raw

what happened to raw talk

>>2109364
maybe if you're retarded you can't record it ... you tell it to add 20-30 minutes just to be sure ffs.

>>2109370
2/10

>>2109223
Undercarder one. Even tho it's slow as fuck that entrance's part of his legacy.

Fuck this segment

Fuck Roman

Fuck Oldberg

Fuck Heyman

JeriKO was pretty cool before everyone else came out and the champ got ignored


BIG MOVES BRAUN IS BETTER THAN GOLDBERG EVER WAS, BETTER THAN KEVIN IS, AND BETTER THAN ROMAN EVER WILL BE

ALSO BASED SOCIAL OUTCASTS COLONIZING NAOMI

>>2109294
This is the correct answer

>based Curtis and Heath in a movie

Daily reminder Bill Goldberg has been begging Vince to let him put over Roman Reigns instead of Brock

>>2109370
Omg What a cute penguin.

>>2109320
It's only on the Pizza Club

WWE are fucking beyond stupid. Still trying to give Roman the rub?!? Making Braun look weak.... Give me a fucking break.

>>2109371
It's "after PPV only"

>>2109379
Not just Goldberg, if you watch the old WWE 24 documentary about Wrestlemania you can see Bork saying good luck to Roman in a complete break of character.

>>2109364
every dvr I have ev used allows you to set it to "record additional __ minutes"
It even auto recommends it when you set up a recording for things like sports and wrestling

>>2109382
How does Braun look weak? He took a double finisher from a champion and a guy who beat brock in under 2 minutes. He was also in a LMS match earlier in the day.

>>2109370
What's wrong with that dog?

so, it's gonna be goldberg and reigns for the title at mania, right?

>only time Braun goes to the ground during his match with Sami is after a ton of chairshots and going through tables
>gets taken down for the count by a single double spear

WHY

>>2109382
Yeah, it only took a double Spear from the two strongest kayfabe spearmasters in the Universe to put him down, how fucking pathetic.

>>2109382
>Making Braun look weak
>two spears and only fell
>weak

Stupid idiot

>>2109379
>Source: my ass

Piss off FedoRoman

>>2109387
Which mania wwe 24?

As if Roman wasn't already RAW's new Cena, now he's going to personally end Braun's undefeated streak and destroy that entire gimmick like Cena did to Ryback

>>2109365
WWE are too fucking retarded to realize how little shit like this can completely fuck up someone's momentum.

Who's watching /totaldivas/ right now.

Meltz said weeks ago that Goldberg has been lobbying for a double spear/spear contest spot with Roman at the Rumble...and they wasted it on a random Raw.

(lol Vince

>>2109402
Winston vs Josie Wrestlemania main event

>>2109410
Total draw right there.

>>2109409
They're going to do the spear contest at the rumble. that's a better crowd pleaser than a double spear

>>2109400
Strowman has a brighter future than the Big Guy

Strowman is literally Big Show 2.0 or Kane 2.0

Based Rusev actually loves America

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>>2109409
>Le Meltz said

>>2109382
>Broly gets stunned from full frontal FP Kamehameha, Final Flash, Special Beam Cannon

>(you) WHAT A WEAK FAGGOT

>>2109402
kayfabe BTFO damn. watching for Lana's beautiful fake tits

>>2109409
they might do a simultaneous spear spot during the rumble since there would be more people. They both spear a different guy; anyone who gets up/wanders into the center gets speared by one of them until only Roman and Goldberg are left standing

>>2109238
Jesus Christ

>>2109397
>>2109396
>>2109390
See
>>2109394

My upstairs neighbor must live in some fucking bizarro parallel reality. He listens to WWE super fucking loud, but always on time delay.

I'm hearing Goldberg's theme right now for some reason.

>>2109409
Spear contest is better than a double Spear. They could also double Spear Braun again at Rumble

>>2109424
Anime fags pls leave

>>2109400
I don't see how any of you get this from that segment - to me it looked as though if it were ONLY Roman's spear (murdered Shane O, kills everyone it touches) or ONLY Goldberg's spear (Murdered Brock "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND" Lesnar in two shots, burying him on the spot, also kills everyone it touches) that he wouldn't have even fucking fallen over. That's pretty impressive.

Who the fuck is Trinity?

>>2109430
Goldberg and Roman's spears are the most highly protected finishers ever.

>>2109431
Not your neighbor

Goldberg is coming for you boy

>>2109430
Sami Zayn =/= Reigns and fucking Goldberg, dude.

>>2109434
It's just not the same since people now know it

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>>2109435
If I were posting some weebshit like Naruto or Bleach I'd understand you're sentiment. DBZ isn't weebshit my friend, it's cool enough that black people consider it hip to openly talk about it. Wrestling is literally the same shit as DBZ anyway.

2/10 raw
not a good start for 2017

>>2109431

He starts it late to skip through the ads m8

>>2109441
Daily reminder deannetty kicked out of Roman's spear lol

>>2109438
it's the beginning of the end. Shit like this has happened before. They've shown that Braun can be beaten, and now he will be by Reigns and buried. Reigns did it to Bray, too

based JBL

>>2109456
So did Bray, HHH, Jasethy, Bork and Balor

HHH was the only guy who kicked out of Goldberg's spear, even Hollywood Dwayne and prime Bork only needed one

>>2109438
It's a preview of what's to come. That one awful segment shows how they value every guy and where they are going from here. Braun will have a dancing gimmick by summerslam

>>2109441
why doesn't everyone just constantly spear each other for an easy win?

>>2109441
Spear is only Goldberg's finisher in WWE. He always used the jackhammer in WCW.

>>2109463
Fucking Gaytch

>>2109465
Because not everyone is Roman Reigns and Goldberg. Batista, Edge, Big Show, Lashley - none of their spears were ever booked anywhere near as strong as Reign's and Goldberg's.

>>2109469

I thought that was the boot to the face?

>remember when Goldberg speared Chris into a Elimination Chamber cage
>remember when Chris almost cut himself with those plexiglass

>>2109476
no love for Rhyno

>>2109479
I haven't because i'm not a faggot like you.

>>2109451
black people love Naruto

>>2109459
Everyone beat Bray. No one beat Strowman. Don't plan on it happening soon. He'll be teamed up on to be taken out of the Rumble, but even when you complain about THAT burying him you'll be 100% wrong, friendo. He'll be a champion (probably mid card) within 8 months.

>>2109484
Black weebs love Naruto. Street niggas are the ones who like DBZ.

>>2109443
Kek. I'd legit mark out as he kicked my ass.

>>2109481
But that's not a Spear, that's a

GORE
GORE
GORE

>>2109459
>Raw's top guy beats an upcoming monster heel who buried the entire midcard and jobber division
>buried

Strowman only has 3 moves, it will be a meme spotfest match and Strowman will only lose after Roman hits him with dozens of chair shots

This is fucking weird hearing Lana speak perfect English

>>2109470
Gotta go over!

>>2109496
>dozens of chair shots

you mean 1 (one) spear

>>2109496
Strowman has any many moves as any of the non-indy manlet WWE "super"""""stars"""""

He only USES 3 these days. Shoulder tackle, corner avalanche, and power slam - but he's shown off different moves every week. Face slams, drop kicks, suplexes - it doesn't really matter, the end result is always "strowman catch tiny man and smash him into ground." Does it really matter how that happens in particular?

>>2109508
Roman already hit Strowman with one spear and he got up

>Universal Champ made to look like a chump by Goldberg, Jericho, Strowman and Roman

Jim Cornette was right

So Goldberg squashed Bork because he wasn't ready for primetime yet.

Elephant in the room, is he going to be ready by RR? It's not that far off, and a royal rumble is going to be a hell of a lot more demanding than a 1v1 match.

>>2109514
obviously when they have an actual match, he'll hit him with dozens of superman punches before finishing it

>>2109522
Goldberg will be #1
Jericho will be #2
Roman will be #3
10 jobbers will show up
Bork will be #14
Strowman will be #15

It ends with Goldberg eliminating Bork, Strowman eliminating Goldberg, Roman trying to eliminate Strowman before Jericho helps Strowman and they eliminate him.

>>2109510
that's the problem with monster heels crushing jobbers every week. He can't do anything really impressive when he's against a tiny manlet who will die after the first slam

>>2109525
...That's what he did before he hit him with the spear the first time. In fact, Deano was being wacky and jumping off turnbuckles to FURTHER hurt Strowman, and he STILL got back up after about 6 straight right hands, another half dozen superman punches, a flying Ambrose, and THEN the spear.

>>2109499
This. And they didn't even give us a kayfabe reason for it, her taking ESL classes, any-fucking-thing. The golden age wrestlers who couldn't even travel in the same cars or book rooms at the same hotel must be fucking seething in their graves.

>>2109542
it's divas, so nobody cares.

>>2109540
>Jobbers
>Almost every upper card face from Big E to Reigns also gets fucking murdered by one (1) powerslam/freight train shoulder tackle

>>2109537
I honestly hope Roman wins the rumble again for the fan reaction alone. It was great the first time, but the second time will be even more glorious.

>>2109547
>Naomi/Trinity has a fat ass and DSLs.

Wew. I wonder if **that pussy** glows.

>>2109555
He ain't winning

He'll win the real WWE title a few months from now

>>2109491
This is very true for some reason.