>"Hey little broski! The bros and I are going clubbing after Smackdown tonight, are you ready to get hype???"
>>2103384
I mean, yeah, I doubt you could hang with me but you can tag along, Mojo.
>mfw This guy is going to be winning titles and Zack is going to still be a jobber
>>2103789
Ugly goofy nerd face
>>2103789
>Implying the hype bros won't be tag team, world, and universal champs in two years time.
I DON'T GET HYPE
I STAYYYYY HYPE
>>2103384
>implying mojo wouldn't rather go to a bar with stupid cheap jello shots and slay college girl pussy
>>2103384
> are you ready to get hype?
I don't get hype.
>>2103789
Jawlets, when will they realize
Nah man I stay hype bro
>>2103384
FUCK YEAH MOJO
>>2103384
>Mojo turns on Ryder beats him senseless in a backstage segment
>Mojo comes out the following week in a suit and disowns his former persona
>Spends months dominating the midcard scene
>Becomes IC champ by MitB
>Ryder returns at SS
>The two have a brutal feud
>Ryder comes out victorious
>The two stay away from each other for months
>Ryder finds himself up against Corbin in an I Quit match
>Corbin is dominating Ryder
>Puts the mic to Ryder's mouth
>Ryder spits in Corbin's face "You ain't hype"
>Suddenly Mojo runs out still in a suit
>Mojo knocks Corbin to the ground,his suit explodes off of him in the process
>Mojo helps Ryder to his feet
>Mojo couldn't resist the hype
>Ryder dies in Mojo's arms
>Mojo absorbs Ryder's hype and goes Semi-Perfect
>SP Mojo goes onto win the hypest WM of all time
>>2104488
The fuck.
>>2104488
How can he be SEMI-perfect?
Either you're perfect or you're not Bliss
>>2104488
>It's a come out in a suit and disown your character episode
Really wish this wasn't so common. I blame 2008 Jericho making it look so easy.