AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH
and yet she will probably go over someone at wrestlemania at some point
>>2099777
>tfw right about Ronda being a shit all along
Feels good to rub it in all those nu-mmale fans' faces
>>2099793
>tfw never bought into the hype
>>2099793
She was beaten by an openly gay brazilian, where exactly does that fit into your story?
>>2099777
Her defense looked even worse than the Holly fight here, what the fuck was she doing for months? Pathetic.
>>2099793
>>2099832
my kinda bros
>>2099777
holy shit lads, I really think she'll commit sudoku this time
>>2099854
Oh absolutely, I made a joke about it to a buddy and instantly regretted it, because it'll probably happen.
>>2099777
What the fuck did I miss this time?
>>2099863
Ronda Rousey's comeback after a year away from UFC
things didn't go so well..
>>2099777
guys i think this is a legitimate suicide watch. I really believe she could kill herself tonight.
GETTING UP AT 4 AM AS EUROFAG PAID OFF!
MY SIDES ARE ON SATURN RIGHT NOW!
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF RONDA!
>>2099872
>>2099873
Doubtful, like most women who are desperate for attention she probably said it so people would still care about her. She actually said "nobody will care about me anymore." She needed to be cared about.
>>2099872
>>2099777
inb4 rousey comes back in 5 years at #1 contender somehow
Heard she handled it like an absolute sore loser. Someone elaborate?
>>2099872
Absolutely embarassing. hahaha
>All the buttblasted normies on Jewbook
>>2099872
>>2099777
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>2099777
>ya, that's me
>I bet you're probably wondering how I got here
>well it all started about a year ago...
>>2099848
eating tubs of ice cream while watching tv
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2099895
just like last time, she stormed out of the cage with her tail between her legs and didn't talk to anybody
>>2099872
She lost to a poorly executed mcflurry.
Wow.
>>2099943
Anywhere I can see this?
She will probably kill herself now.
>"i dont want to do media appearances!"
>"I dont need to do them !"
<you lost your last matchaybe you should t. Dana
>"fuck that, i can beat men in the ring"
<you just got knocked the fuck out again after sluggish performance, go to wwe t. Dana
>"yes sir"
Why the fuck does she think she can strike? Against 2 strikers and got btfo by both of them, her career is finished
>>2099872
This makes CM Punk look good
>>2099846
openly gay makes her tougher though
>>2099937
Wow. Those mental gymnastics are utterly incredible. These people really can't accept their waifu got BTFO'd
Fucking Phil lasted more than 2 minutes for his first fight while getting punched so many times and then defeated with rear naked choke
I guess women really can't take punches
And idiots on the internet think Ronda would beat the average male that probably hits 10 times harder than this literally WHO fighter that destroyed her
>>2099793
>tfw hearing some fag on fox sports talk about how the GOAT was back and how she made WMMA great
>>2100020
yeah i wouldnt be surprised if all that testosterone made her grow a penis. look at that acne theres clearly some kind of doping happening.
>>2099872
>people wanted to see her against Cyborg
Christ, that would have been a literal murder.
>>2100042
Idiot. Getting lit up by a standing opponent is completely different from those weak punches you can deliver on the ground. As much as I dislike Ronda, at least she didnt' tap out.
>>2099832
Name a UFC fighter that isn't hyped.
>>2100063
Gall.
>yfw Punk would literally beat her in 15 seconds
>>2100064
Point being, UFC claims to have the best fighters in the world so any athlete who fighters under UFC banner is gonna be the "greatest" as often as that silly word is thrown around. Ronda was hyped hard and she basically used the same arm bar technique to win most of her fights. Bones hyped, McGreggor hyped, Lesnar hyped, all these fighters who are or were champs are always gonna be hyped because they are representing what is allegedly the best in UFC.
>>2100061
As far as I know,Gall was on top of Punk,pretty sure the bombs launched by Gall were thousand times harder than that dyke's punches,also Ronda wasn't even down and the ref had to stop the match,so that worse than Punk tapping,idiot...
>>2099872
When a shitty actress tries to play at being a fighter
>>2099937
>even the losers are winners!
Makes me sick to my stomach, fucking millennials
>>2099892
Well the new owners are her manager.
>female """"""""""""""fighting""""""""""""""""""""
Isn't this the bitch that wanted to fight Money Mayweather?
Toppest of keks
>>2099872
>45 seconds of constant pummeling
CM Punk sucked but didn't do this bad.
>>2100099
>punches on top
>harder than standing up when you can throw your whole weight behind them
just kill yourself, it's clear you've never trained boxing or any kind of combat sport
>>2100121
>when you can throw your whole weight behind them
Yes,also punches from above come harder down on your face/head
I also said that there's a HUGE difference between getting hit by a man and getting hit by a woman,sure men also have harder jaws and all,but my point stands
But ok,you're a trained bloke that posts on 4chan and tells people to kill themselves.
You win,bravo...
>>2100121
Lol bombs from the top are way harder than straight stoked faggot
Why you think when someone's on the ground floor they axe them
>>2099872
So are we going to have charlotte and sasha banks make fun of this like they did with punk?
>>2100121
Ground and pound is way more dangerous than standing retard.
>>2100156
Not even him, but you are false.
>>2099872
that file name tho. People literally pay to see this boring garbage.
This was a statistical study apparently....
http://cagerank.com/G5BF.G0aU/Amanda-Nunes-vs-Ronda-Rousey
>>2100066
Well I mean, he's got like 40 pounds and reach on her and knows the proper form to throw a punch, so yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if it ended quicker than that, since it should only take a couple from a dude.
Jobbing to Charlotte when?
>>2100208
To be honest all that fucking idiot had to do is defend take her down and its done, she won. But instead she was staying in place doing nobody fucking knows what for 20 sec.
>>2099872
RIP Rousey's Career. Will 2016 ever stop?
THIS NEEDS A FUCKING STICKY
IS TOO FUCKING MUCH
48 FUCKING SECONDS
I'M KEKING THE WHOLE FUCKING MORNING HAHAHAHAHAH
IF THERE IS A MOD SOMEWHERE, DO A STICKY FOR THIS FUNNY SHIT, IT'S HILAROUS.
SUICIDE WHEN
>>2099872
Apologize.
>>2100054
Nigger, everyone is on steroids in UFC.
>>2099937
> t.nig
makes me truly disappoint supposed to be better than this
> All these betas actually typing laughing on this thread because fighter A beats fighter B
Is it really that hilarious? Do you really take that much pride in seeing someone lose a fight?
All things considered, I think you can see that going in to the fight, Rhonda had a lot of doubt, you could see it in the fight. And Nunes proving why she's the champion taking every opening she could. Really that's all you need.
>>2100274
Its simple.
Ronda was a class A cocky little cunt who has eaten her own shit twice now.
She can't handle a loss whatsoever and her ego is bigger than it has ever been.
But of course now she's gunna go cry an hero and people will flood her with stupid comments telling her how beautiful she is.
Fuck that bitch.
>>2100061
I'm certain Mickey's punches were harder than the punches of that favela monkey.
>>2100236
Why the fuck did she not even try to grapple? She won all of her fights by grappling until she tried to stand whip holly Holm and got her as beat. So instead of learning from this she just stands there and gets pummeled by nunes when she comes back instead of, ya know, doing what made her win.
>>2099872
>"womens" """"""martial arts"""""""
>>2099777
I applaude her BRAVERY for stepping into an octagon!
Nah. This UFC shit is fake as fuck.
>>2100274
She didn't just lose, she was demolished, and seeing a cocky fucktard run into reality and get so thoroughly destroyed is hilarious.
>>2099777
It is harsh to say, but she was in some ways a one-trick pony. What a trick it was, the devastating armbar, to which no one had an answer. Until they did.
Tarverdyan had no tactical answer to Holm and even less of one to Nunes’ blistering straight and overhand shots. Even with all that time to recuperate and prepare, Rousey did not learn an effective jab, the first and most basic tenet of boxing, one of MMA’s core disciplines.
Maybe she was unwilling to learn, but either way Tarverdyan was unable to either persuade Rousey of the value of a viable jab that serves as protection as much as offense, or unable to teach it to her.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/martin-rogers/2016/12/31/ronda-rousey-coach-edmond-tarverdyan-ufc-207-amanda-nunes/96031676/?hootPostID=d95c020349024175047dd033b04807ea
>>2100354
Probably the latter, there's a reason his gym has never churned out anyone else of note, ever.
>>2099777
God.. she's so fucking ugly.. I'd bet she has chyna-tier clit. Eugh. It's a shame women can get away with doing this to themselves these days.
>>2100202
No, I don't, moron. I said upright punches pack more power, which is objectively true.
>mfw i put 1000£ on Nunes
gonna be a happy new year lads
BOAT
>>2100120
he did worse, it was 2 minutes of complete domination
>>2099872
Jesus Christ.....people were calling this bitch the greatest fighter in the world just a few months ago. Rousey simply can not handle any decent striker/boxer. She looks completely lost as what to do if she can't get close to grapple her oppent.
the obese smarks on here would BTFO her desu
>mfw punk vs rousey at WM 34
>>2100017
whoa whoa whoa let's not get carried away here
>mfw we will see fat Ronda make a comeback
>>2100409
virtually no one thought Punk belonged in a fight to begin with, much less that he would win or even look decent. that's a much different kettle of fish than unironically believing Ronda is the greatest woman athlete of all time in a sport that's less than 30 years old, and in fact so good she could beat men outside her discipline
>>2099872
Never watch UFC or MMA. Can someone explain why Rousey got completely face fucked here? I thought she was super good n shit
>>2100532
you're missing out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7tptvqIVn8
rofl
>>2100532
Top-tier judoka who was put in a shallow women's division, hired an awful, emotionally abusive boxing coach who somehow made her worse, and thought she could stand against two good strikers.
>>2100604
This desu.
Ronda is damn good, but she can't into striking and she's surrounded by yes-men instead of solid trainers.
>>2100532
>Never watch UFC or MMA
>>2100679
When did Sheamus shave his mohawk?
>I don’t know exactly. I think he said I was gonna vote for him. It was news to me,” Rousey said. “And I just said, ‘I’m not voting for a reality TV star to be president.’ It’s just all I said, so that makes me not a nice person.
>>2100406
Kek ya got me
>>2100532
She was beating bitches left and right as womens mma was just beginning.
her competition was basically housewives that wanted to try something new.
Now the womens division is a LITTLE more advanced and has somewhat of a clue what they're doing
basically shes not fighting bums anymore
>>2100617
>Ronda is damn good
Not anymore.
>>2099937
>Ronda gets called ugly, she worries about her looks instead of her training.
>Amanda gets called ugly, she doubles up on her training and looks even more like a man.
>>2100297
her coach tricked her into thinking she was a boxer and not an olympic level judo practitioner
>>2100497
I would BTFO her pussy if you know what I mean.
>>2100270
>what is USADA
>>2100796
>people pass this shit at the fucking Olympics
>muh USADA
USADA definitely makes it harder, but you are a mark if you think they don't use shit.
>>2099777
Did MMA's meta change?
are strikers top tier now?
>>2099872
>judo
>>2100784
She couldn't get close enough to grab her.
>>2100135
crazy bait
>>2099784
>Implying your average fatass neckbeard couldn't beat the shit out of any of the women's division
>>2099872
>That stance
>That facial expression
>That relative aggression, especially compared to her past
Is it me, or does she have The Fear?
Like when a fighter gets BTFO and takes time off and the fear overwhelms them and lets it take over
>>2100354
Miesha Tate lasted way longer than Ronda against Nunes at 3:16...
>>2101036
What did cm punk mean by that?
>>2099777
>Punk got humiliated and spent his debut on the floor
>Ronda's meme career may be at an end
2016 was a good year
>>2100796
Oh, so you're one of the people that think Olympic medalists are natty as well.
Good to know, lad.
>>2100926
yes, exactly right, because people have stopped kickboxing and throwing predicable 1 2 combos.
people will continue to insist bjj and muay thai are the true meta of combat, but those are the irrelevant dinosaurs getting swept out. Karate and wrestling are the combo for success now. Takedowns are meant to inflict damage and set up ground and pound, people don't fight offensively from the bottom anymore looking for submissions
>>2100523
but fat ronda at least went down to a seasoned champion, CM phil was dominated by a mediocre 24 year old literally who that doesn't even have a blackbelt in anything
>>2100980
She needs a sports psychiatrist or something, she absolutely has the fear. After that first solid shot, it was over.
>>2101182
>Rhonda's last fight was against Holm
>After a year off, her next fight is a title shot
who booked this shit?
>>2099784
>implying she won't kill herself before then
WWE aint gonna touch her.
She's a fucking bum at the moment.
Vegeta would call her a literal low-class power level cunt never fit enough to wear a shirt with him on it again.
This was a last shot.
> rousey would beat floyd mayweather
There's already an mma girl in nxt and a 6'4" female kickboxer just did a tryout for the wwe.
Vince won't pay a premium for damaged goods, he'll build someone from the ground up.
I gotta say... I'm sad that punk lost.
I like him.
Or at least, I liked him when he was at the WWE.