>doesn't draw
>has no height
>1 day champion
>Refuses to intercourse Becky
>horrible accent
>Autism photo pose
>more into legos than wrestling
>edgelord twisted personality paint
He's fucking shit if he wins the rumble I'm quittib the wwe after mania
Dude was on RAW for two days, and he was already more over than all three of the Shieldettys put together.
Intercourse with Becky <<<<<< Making love with Prince Albert
>>2098259
Yup. Even owens is crap.
>>2098297
>b-but he was big in china.
>>2098238
Let me fix that for you
>huge draw in America, Japan and Europe
>perfect height
>First ever Universal Champ
>who cares about rebecketty
>beautiful accent that drives both ladies and men wild
>cute photopose that works the anti-smarks
>enjoys various hobbies outside of wrestling, won't be married to the business like other embarrassments i.e. ric flair or undercarder
>has multiple layers in his character, most wwmeme wrestlers barely have one layer.
Face it, Balor is the next face of the WWE.
>>2098238
Did somebody say twisted personality?
>>2098238
>untested as a draw so wrong
>relatively decent height by modern standards
>injury that wasn't his fault
>who gives flying fook who he shags
>his accent is lush, job yourself out and sandbag Lesnar
>Always looks cool or cute in photos
>Lego is cool and I think you should step on them
>bit of an edgelord true, but it can be a money merch gimmick that will draw dimes in the future
>>2098297
>hating on the obvious superior choice to the Shieldettys that you become deaf and delusional
They obviously cheered for him each time.
>Brand split starts
>RAW comes off looking far better than Smackdown
>Balor gets injured
>RAW is no left to Shieldettys and Fatlet Owens
>Hasn't come close to matching Smackdown's quality since and has to rely on old ass Jeridad for any quality period
>>2098259
people were booing him during his first promo on raw
>>2098563
Post-winning all his matches and his final promo before leaving, people were in love though.
Balor can promo better than Shieldettys
Balor can do better matches than them if he tries
Balor certainly has the look down, too being the most popular newer star with the ladies (and possibly with kids with his demon thing)
>>2098563
those boos were for you roman
>>2098238
albert > becky