>Left on his own terms
>Achieved his dreams post wrestling
>WWE is still butthurt they have to drop little jabs on him every once in awhile
Literally the GOAT
>WWE trying to do punches even tho Punk moved on with his life
GOAT
>>2087955
>they have to drop little jabs on him every once in awhile
IRONY
>>2087969
Not really.
based felipe
>>2087955
Doesn't Philip get butthurt at wrestling over Twooters?
>>2088055
CM Phil gets mad at everything.
>achieved his dreams post wrestling
He dreamed of having his ass beat and being embarrassed in front of millions?
>>2088171
He described his UFC fight as "the most fun I've had in my life, second best night of my life after marrying my wife" which only shows how badly the fight damaged his brain
>>2087955
>The dream of having your shit pushed in
What a strange little man.
>>2088192
Yeah I totally buy that, I remember his ears of joy after the match.
>>2087955
best in the world
>>2087955
its clobering time
>Achieved his dreams post wrestling
Sure he did
>>2087955
"the most fun I've had in my life"
>>2087955
>Achieved his dreams post wrestling
>>2088781
LOOK IN MY EYES
The result doesn't matter, at least he made it there. He's like Rocky.
>>2088788
I kind of remember rocky fighting back and having a good match against apollo creed, so even if he lost in the first fight he could see it as a moral victory for an underdog.
cm punk got prison raped by a rookie
>>2087955
>achieved his dreams
Getting your ass handed to you by a guy whos enterance song is fucking disney shit. Yeah, truly the dream came true
>Smarks cheer for him because he's the only wrestler that's as big of a failure as they are
Some "legacy"
>>2088799
Okay, but, like.
His entrance music is still really cool.
So. Shut up.
>most memorable for (in order)
>getting shitstomped in UFC
>being a whiny baby on a microphone
name one 5-star match featuring Phil. I'll settle for 4-star.
>>2087955
>implying this isn't gonna be worked into an angle when Punk comes back to the company within the next couple years
>>2088841
Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk Summerslam 2013
John Cena vs CM Punk MITB 2011
Undertaker vs CM Punk Wrestlemania 29
Thats only a few, all of them are better than the best Reigns match ya can find.
Also, Punk carried all of his opponents because he is a GOAT worker.
>>2088841
>Punk vs. Bryan at Over the Limit
>Punk vs. Samoa Joe II in ROH
>>2088841
>name one 5-star match featuring Phil
Funny you should say that!
It's funny as fucking watching so many losers make fun of CM Punk.
Literally doing his own thing, and got paid half a million dollars to have a UFC fight.
This is the part where you man children make fun of me, or call me Phil.... cause you're faggots. :)
>>2088841
You're sad.
Hope your mom gets out of remission, and dies over the summer.
>>2088877
Not nearly as sad as the Phil marks clinging to his brief relevance.
>>2087955
Hey phil, done prepping the bull for AJ yet?
>>2088777
Based trips
>>2087955
>they have to drop little jabs on him every once in awhile
Why do smarks feel the need to keep chanting his name at shows? Do they not know it's going to be 3 years since he left? 3 years!
>thought he could be a comic writer
>sucked
>thought he could be a UFC fighter
>BTFO in one minute
>thought he could satisfy AJ
>BTFO while he watches from the corner and cries as she rides the bull
>>2089497
Why do you have such elaborate cuckold fantasies?
>>2089546
he's probably a cuckold irl.