In celebration of Christmas, can we give superstars that aren't

>>2082968
Based Undertaker
He drew precisely one dime, just the one.

Based Uppercarder the top draw

>>2082968
Undercarder, you may have 1 dime for Christmas.

>>2082968
Kota ibushi never drew a dime.

Roman Reigns has nice hair.

>>2082968
Watch No Way Out 2003 and tell me Based Taker wasn't a draw.

>>2083280
You know a significant percentage of asp's anti-smarks weren't born at that time. Only way they've seen Undertaker draw was for nine ninety nine maggle

>>2083280
Steiner was the draw

>>2082968

They gave him a fresh dime to draw.

And what happened, then? Well, in WWEville they say – that the Undercarder’s small fanbase grew three sizes that day.

>>2083280
>tell me he wasn't a draw on a show that involved Stone Cold and the Rock vs Hogan

Well you just gave me the literal easiest opportunity in the world.

>>2083280
>carder in the midcard
meanwhile
>Rock vs Hogan
>Austin returning

Yes, Undercarder was the draw.

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>2083312
Literally nobody bought that Pay Per View for that match after how hard the last one had sucked. Hogan and The Rock were the draws

File: undertaker-at-cavs-game-1478779444-800.jpg (23KB, 568x299px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 568x299px

>Lebron James wears an undercarder t-shirt that was gifted to him and being the BASED guy that he his he didn't want to be rude and not wear it even though he doesnt even know who the undercarder is
>Undercarder being the dumbass he is, who "pays his dues and respects the business" sees the only person in the world actually wearing a disgusting undercarder t-shirt and thinks that Lebron James actually likes him as a wrestler
>when in reality Lebron wore the shirt once to be nice and now uses the shirt as a sweat wrag
>Undercarder takes it upon himself to visit an actual draw Lebron James at a basketball game and thinks that Lebron also "pays his dues and respects the business" and that he and Lebron are both equal when it comes to drawing crowds
>the deadman was DEADWRONG
>the undercarder is such a low draw that he couldnt draw BASED Lebron James out of the locker room
>Lebron James goes home and weeks later sees that undercarder waited for him and didnt even know he was there

draws the most threads from virgins on christmas
based taker talking turkey

File: combinedageof150.png (303KB, 500x367px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 500x367px

>>2083741
fucking kek, he waited for an hour outside of his locker room all dressed up and couldn't get a picture

>>2083280
>Mark spent his Christmas on /asp/ still trying to convince people he drew a nickel

Taketty is a mess

>>2083280
>undercarder vs. big shit

Yea no thanks.