try to predict the WrestleMania 33 card -- not what you wish

The Large Pupper stands tall with every championship

Roman vs Goldberg
Brock vs Strauman
Cena vs Taker

>>2079048
>Roman beats Strowman

Yes, let the guy everyone hates beat the only credible monster the company has left once Bork leaves.

>>2079048
WHO THE FUCK IS MR AMERICA ?!

WHO IS HE

Lesnar vs. Goldberg

Reigns vs. Strowman

Rollins vs. HHH

Cena vs. AJ vs. Taker vs. Ambrose

Miz vs. Corbin

Owens vs. Jericho

Hogan returns to a pop that collapses the universe.

>>2079094
>he hasn't figured it out yet that Strowman is being built up to be Roman's rival to make Roman look strong when he goes over

>>2079094
>credible monster
>has only been fed manlets so far

Lol

I know a guy who works for WWE creative. He told me they have 6 matches set in stone.

Undertaker vs Cena vs Styles for the belt

Brock vs Goldberg

Braun vs Roman for US title

Seth vs HHH

Wyatts vs American Alpha (who will be a stable with Ziggler by Mania)

Shaq vs Big Show

Plans for Universal title still up in air.

>>2079117
add Ambrose w/ Renee vs. Miz w/ Maryse and this seems like the most plausible WM card.

>>2079094
>monster heel
>going over the company golden boy

Are you new with WWE?

Monster heels are built so that babyfaces can topple them

Now how I think they will book it, but how I would.


WWE Title Match
Big Match AJ(c) vs. Big Match John vs. Taketty

Universal Title Match
Based Big Doggo(c) vs. Finn Balor (Rumble winner)

IC Title Ladder Match
The Miz(c) vs. Luke Harper vs. Mojo Rawely vs. Apollo Crews vs. Kalisto vs. Heath Slater

US Title Match - Last Man Standing
Braun Strowman(c) vs. Rusev (finally turns face)

Triple H vs. Seth Rollings

*Interpromotional Six Man Tag Match
The Wyatt Family (if Rowan is back) vs. The New Day

Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho

Counterweight Title Elimination Match
Adrian Neville(c) vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. TJ Perkins vs. Rich Swann

Interpromotional Raw & SmackDown Women's Title Match (if the challengers win they each win their brand's title)
Charlotte(c) Flair & Alexa Bliss(c) vs. Bayley & Nikki Bella

Pre-Show
RAW Tag Titles Match
The Club(c) vs. Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Enzo & Cass vs. The Shinning Stars

Sami Zayn vs. Some 205Live Manlet

>>2079183
Wow, this wrestlemania is going to be terrible

>>2079183
>Based Big Dog jobbing to the Royal Rumble winner

Finn vs Seth - Raw World
Cena vs Undertaker - SD World
New Day vs Revival - Raw Tag
Alphas vs Wyatts - SD Tag
Miz vs Heath Slater - IC
Rusev vs Sami - US
Neville vs Dar vs Cedric vs Kendrick - Cruiser
Bayley vs Charlotte - Raw Women
Alexa vs Nikki vs Becky vs Natalya - SD Women

KO vs Y2J
Goldberg vs Brock
AJ vs Samoa Joe
Braun vs Roman

>>2079139
Yeah, but Brawn Strongman hasn't been built up yet. Feeding him to fucking Reigns is retarded.

>>2079249
>hasn't been built up
>him throwing indy darling Muslim like a geek for months

>>2079094
Samoa Joe?

>>2079272
Old as fuck. Can't be depended on

>>2079100
>Lesnar vs. Goldberg
I think they're going to swerve it with Goldberg losing to a different wrestler, maybe someone that interferes in the RR or something

>>2079278
He's like 3 years older than Braun, and way better in ring and on the mic.

>>2079292
And also much more broken down

Lesnar vs. Goldberg
Reigns vs. Strowman
Rollins vs. HHH
Beeg vs. Shaq

>>2079112
Yeah, let's forget that time he wiped the fucking floor with Jasethy and Record Lowman

There's going to be three women's matches:
A clusterfuck for the SD title
A Sasha Banks match
Charlotte vs. Bayley

>>2079183
>(if the challengers win they each win their brand's title)
that's some Vince Russo tier booking

>>2079117
>(who will be a stable with Ziggler by Mania)

Wut

>>2079048
>>2079093
company goes to shit within a day


John Cena def. AJ for the title, with Vince McMahon's help, Cena turns heel

Zayn def. Owens for the title

Bork beats Goldberg

Rollins def HHH

Strowman squashes Roman for the US title within 5 minutes

Heath Slater def Miz for the IC title

AJ will face Undercarder during the Royal Rumble after he disposes of Ziggles and Corbin

BMJ returns and proclaims his entry at the Royal Rumble where he enters near the end and Cenawinslol

He then goes after Undercarder

>I WILL BURY YOU JOHN, REST IN PIECE
>Fine speech

BMJ goes over Undercarder at Wrestlemania, break kayfabe and they hug

>>2079376
>AJ will face Undercarder during the Royal Rumble after he disposes of Ziggles and Corbin

It's 100% sure he'll face Cena

Cena returns the same SD episode AJ eats Ziggler and Corbin.

I assume AJ wins the match, Cena makes his triumphant return and challenges for a 1v1 for the title.

Meanwhile on Raw, the fat fuck will defend his title against Based Big Dog only for the finish to get shitty when Strowman shows up and interferes in the end

Based Big Dog will feud with Strowman for the US title at Wrestlemania where he goes over

The fat fuck will defend his title against a returning Balor or Sami Zayn if Balor can't come back

The fat fuck loses and never returns to the main event again and either Balor or Zzzayn gets """You """deserve""" it""" chants on the post-Mania Raw

>>2079371
Company dies before it even gets to Wrestlemania

I can smell your Cheeto neckbeard from here. Lose weight, smark

>being this deluded and sheltered in your safe space that you have no idea what the general public wants and what draws and what doesnt

>>2079327
Sasha vs Nia Jax or Fatal 4 way for RAM Women's belt

>>2079381
No, Cena will return to announce his participation at the Royal Rumble

Cena will appear at the end for the staredown but AJ will meet Undercarder early next year

>>2079386
I can smell your fedora tipping as well Fedoramen.

>you have no idea what the general public wants and what draws and what doesnt
Yeah WWE has been doing so well in the last few years, collapsing ratings, collapsing profits, collapsing house show attendance.
All because the crowd wanted Daniel Bryan and WWE was blind to it.

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>Preshow

RAM Tag Championships: Shesaro (c) vs Club

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Big Cass

>WM33 Card

>Ironman match
Brock vs Goldberg

>IC Ladder Match:
Miz (c) vs Ambrose vs Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs Corbin

Jericho vs Owens

>US championship match
Strowman (c) vs Zayn

>Handicap match:
Randy Orton vs Wyatt family

>Extreme rules
Seth Rollins vs Triple H

>Universal championship match
Reigns (c) vs Balor

Shaq vs Big Show

>Main event: WWE championship match
AJ (c) vs Undertaker vs Cena

>>2079457
Oh shit I forgot the women's matches

>>2079457
>>Ironman match
>Brock vs Goldberg
"At the 10-minute mark they were sucking wind so bad that the first three rows passed out from oxygen deprivation. Would have been funny if it wasn’t so sad."

>>2079247
Cruiserweight will be a clusterfuck match with more than 4, other than that this looks the most legit which is quite depressing