Just got my Asuka figure in the mail today. I'm gonna

Nice! I've dropped many a load on my Sasha and Charlotte figs, 'tis a great way to help fall asleep.

>that face

What the fuck

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>>2074232
I was lucky enough to snap a quick pic of her in the wild!

>>2074232
Post hot glue

jesus christ mattel, what the fuck.

>>2074232
>that hair
>that face
>those giant man hands
Holy shit that is terrible. I can't believe buy these ugly things

>>2074232

I have a fucked up, missing a leg and chewed on biker Taker figure in a box somewhere that looks better than this

Even a Bret Hart one with magnets on it's feet that puts this to shame

>>2074269
Still looks better than the real asuka

>>2074232
Horrible figure, Mattel needs to die, Jakks was way better.

Do grown men actually buy wrestling action figures

>>2074295
this, bitch needs to get acid in that mug to improve it

>>2074313
wrestling fans arent grown men

I got two Roman Reigns toys for my 20th birthday a few days ago.

>>2074232
You gonna jizz on it? Post pics if so

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>mfw an american was fat near me

I'm not some weirdo who drops loads on my action figures. Sorry, guys. I will take my Asuka out with me on trips and lay her next to me when I go to bed like any responsible figurine collector would.

>>2074374
as if fatsuka is in any position to judge

Literally just nattie in a pink wig

>>2074232
are you going to slime her?