Five minutes and fifty-nine seconds for a triple-threat PPV title

They deserved even less, midgets

They're the new divas division

Agreed. Five minutes is not long enough for even a proper piss

>>2070578
I don't know what is worse, cruiserweights being the new divas or LE WOMYN being pushed to Uranus

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>be Kendrick
>watch your best friend that you grew up and trained with main event Wrestlemania while you smoke pot and job in the bingo halls
>have a midlife crisis epiphany
>devote your life to matching his success and fulfilling your true potential
>quit pot, ditch Londonetty, work your ass off for a second chance
>years pass
>get signed for the CWC
>supposed to be a one-off thing, but you put on a ***** match that literally makes people cry and force them to change their minds
>get signed to the main roster
>finally, you can begin to--
>get quarantined to the diva-tier pissbreak division
>the actual divas get more respect than you
>none of the people you're working with have gimmicks or can even cut a simple promo
>try to make the most of it anyway
>win the title, cut one of the best promos of the year
>go so far as to make a matching flag and jacket for it, hoping someone notices your dedication
>lose it a month later
>Londonetty is more successful than you
J U S T

>>2070643
Londonetty is wasting his money on weed