> be Bautista
> return after 4 years
> babyface return welcomed by top heels on RAW
> wear skinnyjeans
> win Rumble
> be Bootista
> get del rio mega over
> main event wrestlemania
> tap clean to a midget
> turn heel
> be bluetista
> return of Evolution
> lose all matches
> annihilated by ramen repeadtedly
> pinned clean by seth
> cry a river about wwe fans
> leave
>be big dave
>in the biggest movie of the summer as his first main character
>in the biggest bond movie as the villain
>be more successful than any wwe superstar minus the rock
>>2060317
Everything after the rumble was smark pandering because smelly beards couldn't hack dbry looking like a shitter.
Dbry buried Roman and batista just with his presence at the rumble.
>>2060348
Then buried himself with his glass body
>>2060360
Then buried his dick deep inside Brie's womb
>>2060348
>>2060374
I wonder how Bryan likes tasting Vince and dunn's cocks every time he kisses his wife
lmao cucktista got put on suicide watch by fat smarks and SEETHES to this day
> get del rio mega over
I don't remember this
>>2060416
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1npn6k_batista-vs-alberto-del-rio-elimination-chamber-2014_sport
>>2060348
>Dbry buried Roman and batista just with his presence at the rumble.
Roid monkeys can only dream of pops that bryan got fans. Not to mention the talent difference, Bryan was just from another planet.
>>2060406
Anyone who actually likes wrestling even a little bit was pissed that the fat sjw smarks forced their indie shitters on us. Look at the state of the company now. It's not enough for them to be entertained by the show, they feel the need to be a part of the show, and that's a problem.
>>2060429
jesus christ, every time i click on a different spot in the video Batista is on the ground. Was he gassed or some shit early on?
>>2060443
>Anyone who actually likes wrestling even a little bit
You mean inbreds?
Inbreds confirmed cucktista fans
>>2060322
>>in the biggest bond movie as the villain
he was the jannetty villian
>>2060440
He was an Idol to smelly people. Of course they're gonna ride his dick
>I can relate to a greasy underdog with no muscle definition.
>>2060847
Spoiler alert: Hinx isn't dead. He's the next Jaws.
>>2060317
is he bautistic?
>>2060322
>>in the biggest movie of the summer as his first main character
>being this upset about Big Dave
>>2061195
bald
>be in movies
>not have to perform for white trash wrestling fans