>Never really followed wrestling
>Always had respect for wrestlers though
>Find out fiance used to watch it religiously when she was younger
>Start googling about it
>Reading history, watching "best of" type videos and important moments in wrestling history
>"Fuck this is cool, maybe I should watch"
>Last week
>Get off work earl, decide to check out Raw
>second dude I see is this fat, annoying tub of lard
>He is apparently the top champion guy on Raw
What the fuck guys
You're being worked by a heel.
It's the new era, wrestlers that look like fans are the in thing now.
Being a fat lazy slob is just a heel tactic KO employs to make you dislike him more.
>>2045484
>new
18+
>>2045491
Then how come Jim Cornette asked him to lose weight and start lifting multiple times in ROH and he did nothing but sit on his lazy ass
>>2046213
Cucknette is only whining, as usual
>>2045483
But the purpose of a work is to draw dimes
>>2045478
People will say that you're being worked, but really, people who accept KO's appearance are being worked by him.
>>2046244
but it's not just owens; most modern wrestlers are fat as fuck
>>2045478
On a show that is increasingly dominated by divashit you're coming about KO. Have sex and gb2reddit
>>2047099
Yeah, they're refusing to push the ones that actually put in time at the gym for some reason.
>>2046234
draw dimes to see him get beat up
>>2050315
Him and devitt are ripped. Like eddie and beniot
While owens is ugly, fat, small, shitty costume. C level crap.
>>2050338
Baloring is a snoozefest tho
I'd much rather watch Oreowens than him
Neville should get a good little midcard push, tho. Why the fuck isn't this boy in the CW's when he works circles around any of them?
>>2045478
>>He is apparently the top champion guy on Raw
That'd be Roman.
Based Roman pushing the US beyond the UNIVERSE
>>2050346
Because he refused the mask, and Vince doesn't like being told no.
>>2050353
The us belt is the hw belt for raw. While the universal title is for smarks.
They been rotating them with the women title as the top title.
Tags is below them and the crusier even below tag.
>>2050346
Lot of guys aren't in it. They saved in case of future push. The actual crusierweights are guys who won't ever escape the divison and are way leaner or lighter.
Indy guys bypass the crusierweight divison.
>>2046225
>you're a mark
Says the guy whose ass is worked by Kev.
>>2050315
fuck, he looks like a dwarf in that photo
>>2050361
>The us belt is the hw belt for raw.
Not true
The US belt was a participation award-tier title that only became relevant when BMJ held it
Jasethy carried it until BMJ won it again and after that it became a downward spiral shit belt that only became relevant again when Roman won it
When Roman eventually drops it the US title will become a shit belt again unless the one who beats him is equal or beyond to his powerlevel
>>2052001
>Roman made the US Title relevant
You mean Rusev.
>the US title will become a shit belt again
It became one again months ago.
>>2051887
He always looks like a dwarf. A sexy elf-dwarf.
>>2045478
Bait thread
Lose weight
>>2046213
Sounds like he got worked
>>2052868
dwelf?