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>GOAT
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Brought ROH to relevance
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed: HHH, The Ryback, The Rock, Roman Reigns, Vince, Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann and Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other repsected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Drew approximately 500,00 buys additional buys for UFC 203
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
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my big dog is living in your head rent free
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>>2031513
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
Tommy Dreamer and Raven poured beer down his throat in RoH
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>>2031520
Wow BTFO by the first reply
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>>2031513
jews don't have big dicks!
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>Mick Foley
>respected name
El Oh El
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Is CM Phil the only wrestler in history to have a finisher that actually describes his matches?
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>>2031630
Nope. Stone Cold and The Rock both did.
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>>2031630
For whatever it's worth, if you remove "Splash" from RVD's finisher it describes all of his matches
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>>2031630
jack swagger, if you replace the word "swagger" with "ratings"
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>>2031630
>CM Phil
that's not his name, it's MC Thug
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>>2031513
>Married AJ Lee
if you change this to "fucked her so hard she went cross eyed for 40 minutes and then had to sleep for 2 days", then yeah, i'd say he was bad. but i gotta give him that, he did con her into marrying him. and she is one fine piece of ass, that's for damn sure. the fed ain't the same without her.
But what i still wonder is why The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.
WTF man?
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i don't know about you guys, but my favorite rasselelr is the Overgiver.
pic related, it's the Overgivver
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>>2032875
NO NO NO, the best wrestler on the card today is definitely The Peeble. He's dime on the mick and can smell you. REmember to never forget his catchfrash?
"Can you feel where the Peeble is touching you while you are under concious? Probably not'
Pic relatex, it's the Peebel
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>>2032872
I hear ya good brother, that's the problem with these marks these days. These marks that jump the guard rail can't work a work and half of em don't even know how to circle. I tried to shake their hands and they all are working stiff, that would've never been allowed if you were working for the Poffos down in Tenesse. Nick Gulas wouldn't be booking these marks.
Kayfabe
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