you're about to have sex with your significant other when

>having sex

Stay pleb

>implying ellsworth isnt my significant other

mark out because hes more over than me

>>2031079
Throat punch him, since he's got no chin to stop me.

>>2031094

Get a clue

>implying that I'm not James Ellsworth

>>2031079
>inferring
I just want to know what that looks like.

>>2031134
>having a clue

stay pleb

>>2031167
I think he means infetterance.

slide out of the bed and beat the fuck out of him like Styles did

>>2031079
>inferring with your match
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>>2031593
I saw Roman Reigns at a grocery store in Colorado yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>2031079
Tell him to lift weights and draw a dime.

>>2031079
Have him play some no chin music and get cucked the rest of the night

>>2032474
>deanetty doing an elbow drop to no one
Smdh

>>2034969
>Dean vs. Chris Benoit TLC 2016

>>2034969
My god, he's going to elbow drop all of those PS4 games!

I'd fuck him instead, silly!