>In the gym trying to get a clue >gym has music playing

>>2031031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwJtgHK0Nt0
they revealed killer instinct with Chris Jericho's theme

>>2031031
I went to a local indie event and they started playing John Cena's theme.

>>2031044
you don't get pops like these on RAW, is it Seth?

You'll never gain height that way OP

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>playing GTA San Andreas
>all of a sudden CM Punk's music starts playing
>mfw

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>>2031031
This autist at the gym started playing the WWE Anthology from his ipod on the gym's speakers

>supersetting my triceps to "Latino Heat"
>curling 75 lb dumbbells to "Break the Walls Down"
>lat pulling two machines to "Real American"
>I've got my fucking shirt off doing military presses and pull ups and this motherfucker has Billy & Chuck's music playing

The only song that got me hyped in my workout was The Game

>>2031124

Pick up any handsome fellas?

>>2031128
I had a bunch of guys compliment my form and say I was hot. It didn't register with me how gay that was until I left the gym.

>>2031124

D E D

E

D

I know you won't believe me, but fuck it.
> A year ago
> Documentary on wrestling in France
> Some old guy talks about how the people that say it's fake are idiots and tell how the bumps actually hurt and all that
> Next scene is the old guy walking on the horizon for some reason
> The narrator talks over it and a music starts playing
> doesn't notice at first because the volume of it is low
> suddenly start noticing it and how weirdly familiar it sounds
> gets up and put ear next to the TV
> hold the fuck up
> no fucking way
> Chris Benoit's theme fucking played on TV in 2015
I tried finding the video and didn't find anything, but holy shit nonetheless.

>>2031031
The gym I go to has a 20 hour loop of Village People, Culture Club, and Pet Shop Boys songs in the men only steam room.

But nothing quite that gay, OP, no.

>>2031124
Curling 75 lbs gtfo

>>2031100
That's where he discovered that song, anon.

He likes to pretend he is hip, but he's just a skinnyfat lo-test gaymer.

>>2031142
Oh my god they used an our lady peace song for something.

Your story is shit.

>>2031149
Are you retarded ? Nobody cares that it's from OLP. It's Benoit's theme song being used on TV in 2015.

>>2031161
>SO EDGY

>>2031124
>Billy & Chuck's music playing
You should have went to the showers anon :^)

>>2031146
Just got off a bicep tear a month and a half before that, so I was still getting back in the mix.

Was at the gym a couple of years ago, it was the day after UFC192, where CM Punk announced he signed with the UFC. Wore by BITW shirt to cardio out in.

This /fit/ bro was there, with the lightblue Cena shirt. Heard the staff point it out. Was kinda funny. We locked eyes at one point and just smirked. Was kinda a cool moment. I've since seen that guy at a different gym, and he was wearing the NWO shirt, and I wanted to toss him a 2sweet, but was too beta.

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>>2031031

> armyfag
> in Bagram, Afghanistan
> attached to an F-16 squadron
> 2 AM
> go to our "prison gym" to lift
> usually alone listening to punk music
> like 6 pretty big maintenance air force dudes come in
> stack plates like pancakes
> Turn John Cena theme on repeat
> start hyper lifting.

>>2031124
>lat pulling two machines to "Real American"
And that's bad why?

>>2031342
You don't curl 75 lb with one arm

>>2031558
It's not very hard for an adult.

>>2032036
Hit the weights kid

I legit put Apollo Crew's song on my workout playlist

>not playing the nWo theme
>not saying hey when you inhale
>not saying yo when you exhale

I've heard this song played at several outdoor events.
>A classic car/truck show with drag racing.
>An offroading & mudding competition.
>A bull riding competition that my uncle competed in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F8QP6ZMkqQ

I've also heard this song in multiple places.
>A motocross dirt bike race.
>At least at two strip clubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqIqgePmzME

>be in highschool. Maybe junior year
>A group of 5 or so of us would go in early with one of the coaches for extra workouts.
>First day
>Coach Thompson turns on the radio and puts in his CD
>First song is The Game by Motorhead
>Get pumped and ask if he watches wrestling
>He looks at me like I'm crazy

Coach Stephens in middle school used to put kids in the Walls of Jericho. Good times.

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>>2032191
>Coach Stephens in middle school used to put kids in the Walls of Jericho. Good times.

>>2032117
yeah it's as bland and generic as he is but it's alright

>>2032226
Eh. He was just a harmless guy in his late 20s that coached middle school basketball, watched wrasslin, and lived with his mom. Definitely an /asp/ type poster. Also his favorite wrestler was Razor Ramon.

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>>2032274
>Eh. He was just a harmless guy in his late 20s that coached middle school basketball, watched wrasslin, and lived with his mom. Definitely an /asp/ type poster. Also his favorite wrestler was Razor Ramon.
>Not a pedophile.
Choose one.

>>2032241
It's the trumpets that pumps me up

>>2032305
You can't even lift Christian out of your headspace Namicuck.

Don't hear the music but Seth is strangely over in my gym, seen 12 people wearing his shirts

>>2032316
kek

>>2031031
My gym played the fucking Wolfpac theme.

>>2032734
Not sure why you'd wear a WWE shirt to work out in, I've done it once and the shirts are like cardboard, so hard to move in

I was at the dentist when I suddenly heard

>LOOK IN MY EEEEYYYYYEEEEESSSS

Tried so fucking hard to not laugh

>>2031044
fug is this

>>2031044
insufferable gamer fags

>have no clean work out tops
>except for my fucking Asuka shirt
>whatever, it doesn't even look like a wrestling shirt
>get to the gym and start pumping iron
>slightly chubby dude with a beardy neck starts staring at me
>won't stop looking
>keeps glancing over through my entire work out

Why are wrestling fans so creepy?

>>2036490

>spending dimes on WWE merchandise
>chooses the fucking Japanese female'a shirt

You deserve all of your misery

>>2036500
>worked by based Asgooka

>>2036490
> makes up stories online about wearing a chink monkeys shirt
> implies others are creepy
Hmmm

>>2031031
Once in high school some retarded kid was walking in the hallway playing Jack Swagger's current them outloud. He was with his caretaker and no I am honestly not shitposting

>>2036490
Hi BLWG.

>>2037198
if you want to shitpost at least don't try to deflect it, instant giveaway

>>2036530
M8, why would I make that up? I'm not exactly proud of having her shirt.

>>2038021
I don't know what that means but I don't think I am who you think I am