>Standing in a bar & drinking a beer with your girl. >This

Call him a cuck and say his wifes son is crying

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>>2030250
spear followed by a jackhammer

Fuck me or fight me, faggot.

>>2030267
*kisses ear

I'm Mexican. He wouldn't dare.

call stone cold

>>2030250
Spear him and break his ribs.

>>2030250
Make various cuckolding jokes like my Carter taught me to and send his bitch ass crying to Sable.

Challenge him to a fight.
Build the fight up for weeks, causing thousands of people to buy tickets to watch. Beat him in 1 minute. Laugh as everyone who paid over a dollar a second goes home to watch lucha underground.

>>2030250
Tell him to kiss me or punch me.

>>2030250
Say at least my girl doesn't have a manlier voice than I do and didn't get fucked by Johnny B Badd

Probably mark out a bit, tell him some of my favorite matches of his and ask for a picture and his autograph.

Get him to chase me, he'll die from a heart attack if he does any cardio.

>>2030250
LET'S
DO
THIS?

>>2030250
pull down my pants and let him suck my dick like the fagmaster that he is