Who here has worked as "extra talent" for WWE? Who

>>2023439
Back in 2012 I did work as cable technician these are the people I had the chance to watch closely.
>cool
Taker
Bigshow
Henry
Booker
Brodus
Sheamus
Reigns
AJ lee

>dicks
Punk
Bryan
Cena
Ryback
Rollins

Big Show, Kane and Henry are always super nice.

Natalya and Lillian too

>>2023451
Sounds about right.

>>2023439
Is that supposed to be Jack Swagger?

The short referee that calls himself "Spider" seemed like the biggest stooge.

I helped with house show set up once

>Nice
Bryan
Cena
Reigns
Shane
Haitch
Becky
Sasha
Charlotte
Brie

>dicks
Jack Swagger
Seth
Sin Cara

>>2023521
Sin Cara can't even speak English. I spoke to Booker T if he really liked him because at the time he'd always say "Sin Cara's on my fave five," he said, "Yeah he just needs to learn English."

Worked security several times at Consol Energy in Pittsburgh.

Barely interacted with anyone but Seth Rollins went out of his way to antagonize people. He accidentally locked himself outside and a guy helped him in, Seth yelled at him claiming he'd been knocking on the door for 20 minutes.

Once I accompanied 3 women superstars to their rental car. Seth kept hanging around and asking them if I was "bugging them" and saying that he'd protect them if I was. I told him to back off as this was my job and he ran off. The next day my boss got a call from Mark Carrano at WWE claiming I harassed Rollins. It almost got me fired but the three women backed up my story.

Fuck Rollins

>>2023439
ITT: people make shit up

>>2023537
electrical infetterence

>>2023439
becky was a dick. bliss and roman were cool

I fought against Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Lou Thesz and AJ Styles.

I had a bigger dick than all of them.

>>2023537
I feel like Seth is the type of person that would injure people on purpose, so it doesn't surprise me that he's been associated with so many injuries.

>>2023439
aj styles was really nice, great with kids good family man

kane too

cena is a bit off but super friendly

daniel was a bit shy but again super nice

miz was great too, maryse same

wasn't to me but dean was being a dick to most non wwe staff there

I worked as AJ Styles tailor till last night.

He told me he wanted "the boys" to have easy access...

>>2023573
Got worked by wacky Dean

>>2023583
Hot~ <3

Every time I saw Brodus Clay, he was on his phone looking depressed.

Caterer in the Boston area, handled a few shows.

Heath Slater slipped me 50 bucks just because he said I did a good job.

Daniel Bryan signed autographs for my kids and my catering co because he loved my vegan dishes.

Seth Rollins ate some cauliflower and spit it up. Asked me what this "white broccoli" was and looked at me like a moron when I said it was cauliflower. Then he kept trying to sit with the Divas and they kept moving away from him. He came up for seconds and I cut him some ham, he kept asking for more and more. At the end of his meal he threw a bunch in the garbage, looked at me sheepishly, then left.

I think he may be on the spectrum.

>>2023573
Miz is top class.

ADR,Heath,Alicia and Ryder were nice too.

same fag

So we have conflicting reports of Bryan being both nice AND a dick.

Which is it? I really want to know. I bet he's a dick

>>2023657
>be at ringside with other extra talent guys
>Bryan sees us and starts to walk over
>Triple H then tries to grab his attention
>Bryan tells him to give him a minute, because he wants to say hi to us first.
>I didn't interact with him much besides a hello, but from how he treated me, I thought he was cool.

>>2023681
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I WANT A STORY OF BRYAN YES KICKING AN AUTISTIC KID

>>2023657
nicest guy ever, when they did a smackdown live show and we were doing set-up he was talking to everyone and shaking everyone's hand for no reason

>>2023633
Heath seems like a cool dude. Makes sense that guys lower on the card would usually be nicer, though.

>>2023657
couldn't be a nicer guy, i think that's why he's so popular with the fans to be honest

Rollins sounds like a cunt

>>2023696
>>2023705
He said that if I told anyone, he'd separate my shoulder.

Interviewed a handful of guys for the radio station I worked on to promote Raw coming to town. This was in 2015.

Ambrose was quiet but polite. Seemer eager to get out and get to work.

Natalya was nice and really professional. She even brought us bagels which was based.

Rollins was a creepy asshole. Kept hitting on a female DJ even after she said no. Then kept staring at her through the interview. He asked where the bathroom was and just left after that without saying goodbye.

That evening we noticed that the female DJ's running shoes, which she kept in a locker in the women's room, were gone. Along with her socks and another woman's high heels.

Can't prove Seth did it but holy shit.

Made up shit aside, the guys that seem genuinely nice
>Daniel Bryan
>Roman Reigns
>Heath Slater
>Randy Orton nowadays, before he was a dick
>Kane
>BEEG
>Miz
>Zack Ryder
>Chris Jericho

While the ones that come off as dicks are:
>Seth Rollins
>JBL

>>2023717
Yeah, what's up with Orton? I've heard he's been nicer lately too, but I don't know why.

My job is cleaning arena bathrooms and here's my report:

Normal smelling shit, didn't leave a mess:
Rusev
Kofi Kingston
Cesaro
Roman Reigns

Smelled extra bad, didn't leave a mess:
Enzo Amore
Titus O Neil

Smelled terrible and left a mess:
Seth Rollins. What the fuck is wrong with this shithead. He walked in the stall, I heard explosive noises, left with a huge grin on his face and as I walk in there was diarrhea shit everywhere. Not fun to clean up. Seth Rollins is a fucking asshole

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>>2023799
Apparently they all don't flush though or they must tell stories of that creepy cleaning guy who listens to me poop and sniffs the air.

Indy wrestler, worked as a "security guard" on Raw.

Kofi, Big E, and Xavier were cool. So were the Club and AJ.

Rollins was walking around in just a towel backstage asking if people liked what they saw. Asked at least a dozen people.

He asked me and I said "Yessir, you must have an amazing workout"

He got noticeably embarrassed and wandered off. I saw him later and nodded at him, he gave me the middle finger.

When the show ended I saw him harassing a bunch of the seamstresses and saying something about needing "road relief". I walked up to see what the hell was going on and he ran away. The seamstresses said he did that all the time.

For context I'm a 5 foot 7 manlet, so Rollins is just a creepy coward.

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>>2023633
>>2023537
>>2023521
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>>2023439
Wtf!?! i hate Seth now!

Seth Rollins hit on my sister when we won a "backstage VIP experience" for Raw.

My sister is 14. When she told Seth that he said "you just wait 4 years then text me" and slipped her a piece of paper with a phone number and a crude drawing of a penis.

Went to security and the cops after that. Rollins claimed it was "a joke" and a fake number. We dialed it and his pocket started buzzing. Cops talked to him and Vince after that, dunno what happened.

I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Lighting tech here.

Rollins came up to me as I was installing the lighting grid and asked me how many "barrages" the bulbs were. I asked if he meant watts and he said "of course retard".

He asked if he could hold a bulb so I let him. Idiot dropped it and he ran away. Was a 20 dollar bulb.

D Bey bought pizza for a bunch of us plumbers working OT st the arena. We got enough toilets working for the WWE crew after an emergency and he was grateful.

Rollins meanwhile was walking around in that white ring gear of his with a big shit stain on his crack. Claimed the toilets were all broken and had no TP.

Then he grabbed a plunger and pretended to swordfight with it. My boss yelled at him to stop and he ran away. Came back an hour later and laid a bunch of pretzels on a plate, then pushed it over to where we were working.

Dude has something wrong.

I work as a vendor at a concession stand. Rollins, everytime wwe is here, orders spicy chicken strips then asks if we can "unspicy" them. I asked once if he wanted regular strips and he looked confused.

Once we ran out temporarily and he ran away. Came back later with Vince saying we were mean to him (I shit you not). Had strips ready then so he was happy.

Rollins winked at my underage daughter during her Make a Wish, then stated that she could "make his wish come true" backstage.

I went to punch him and he winced, then ran away.

>>2023755
He became daddy.

Is there ant proof to this? Seth would KILL all of you IRL. Not so tough when you step out of mom's basement are you? Not so confident behind an injun story swapping board.

Ya'll are fucking with me on these rollins stories right?

This new Seth meme has potenial

I fucked Renee in high school

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My sister's husband worked for WWE once. Said Most of the A list guys like Cena and Orton and Bryan were really friendly and outgoing, and the only people who were anything but polite and quiet were Titus, who just doesn't shut the fuck up, and Seth Rollins, who for some reason thought that my sister wanted to suck his fucking fat cock right out of his ballsack. I World's-Strongest-Slam'd him, and he winced and ran away and told Vince who, I shit you not, shit knots on us.

>>2023755

Marriage?

>>2023972
how was she in bed

I was backstage at a recent raw house show right behind the dudes that controls the lights/music/videos, lots of wrestlers came out to see the show/crowd before going to the ring, I didn't really wanna bother anyone plus I was starstruck the whole time but Roman fist bumped me, R-Truth smiled at me, Rollins nodded after he saw my shirt (he was on his phone with a huge ice pack on his shoulder), Lana was also nice and 10/10 irl

>>2023644
He has no reason not to be. Miz is a great tale of working to live out your dream despite your detractors and earning your place.

>>2023537
you working roadblock? i'll see you there m8

i helped in catering at a TNA show in their last taping, all i can say is that cody rhodes is a dickhead everytime anyone would talk to his wife he'd get pissy and interupt them but Brandi is nice overly flirty though

Worked catering at a WWE show a few months ago. For all the fat jokes, Owens is nice and slipped me a tenner.

Rollins, though, holy shit. Asked for a turkey sandwich, then started making gobbling noises and yelled out "hey Sasha ain't that funny??". When I have him the food he threw it in the trash and walked away. Fuckin cunt

I worked catering at an ECW show. Paul Heyman gave me $40 to get the locker room beer and cocaine. I told him that would not even be enough for Sandman. He then told me to use my own money and he would pay me back. He never paid me back and still owes me money

>>2025624
you should hit him up for that

Worked security detail at the barricade of a few events for both WWE, (wwe)ECW and TNA. Trips gave us all a pep talk post show at a live event which was neat

>Cool

HHH
JBL
Mysterio
Apollo
Am. Alpha
Matt Hardy
RVD
Desmond Wolfe
Big Show
R Truth
Erick Rowan

>Dicks

Scott Hall
CM Punk
Baron Corbin (gimmick translates to real life)
William Regal came off as a dick
Mike Knox
DJ Gabriel
Paul Burchill Came off as a dick

>seemed like dicks but also kind of nice

Dean Ambrose
Jeff Jarrett
Jack Swagger
Cesrao/Kidd

>>2025624
Kek what a godamn jew

The ecw talk show was hilarious. He is such a fuckin jew. Never paying his guys for shit

these Rollins stories are fuckin funny

>>2026277

Never doubted Baron Corbin being a dick.

Rental car clerk so I see a lot of WWE guys when they come to town. 99% are just normal and chill. Only guy I remember being exceptionally nice was Christian.

Seth Rollins is the exception, he's an entitled ass. Kept asking for free upgrades and at one point, said he new we had "better cars" hidden on another lot. We have him the best we could and he complained, then said "do you know who I am???". I did but knew this was a trap, so I just said "you are a customer, sir" and he turned bright red.

I wasn't working when he returned it, but it was full of empty paper cups and smelled like rotten eggs according to my coworkers.

I'm first services for a fairly major arena in the Northeast. My favorite thing used to be setting up the Make a Wish Events, VIP tours, backstage passes, etc. Now I dread it because Seth Rollins is on the roster.

He has attempted to give his phone number to female fans, some of which were underage or with their husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends.

He once told me he couldn't meet with a kid dying of AIDS because "if he spits on me I'll get infected". When I explained how AIDS works, Seth started biting his thumb and shaking his head "no". He didn't meet the kid (Owens stepped up) and we found him later standing in the corner reading the side of an oatmeal box.

I work as a maintenance tech. Once got called in when the arena A/C busted during a summer show.

Only saw 2 guys - Jack Swagger and Seth Rollins. Swagger said Thanks and offered to help if he could. Rollins kept following me around. When I introduced myself he ran away. Found him later trying to crawl in an air duct - confronted him and he said he wanted to help too. I told him to help by giving me space and he threw my toolbox down the hallway.

Then he yelled out "Haha Hey Charlotte look what I did! Isn't that funny?" to an empty hallway and walked away.I saw him at the end of the show and he gave me the finger and then started laughing to himself.

Asshole but I almost feel bad for him.

Seth Rollins asked me for the employee discount when I worked a Merch table. I said I thought he got this for free from corporate, he said:

"I want that one!!! That one there!!" And started wildly pointing at a Rollins shirt. I gave it to him and he put it on top of his other shirt then walked away. As he left I saw him fake punch a guy and laugh.

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If this is 1 guy writing a bunch of fake ass funny Seff stories holy shit, your autism made me lose my shit.

Rollins is a dick, to back up these other stories.

I work at Verizon and he showed up with a "broken" phone. I asked what wasn't working and he goes "figure it out!! You're the scientist!".

Finally figured out the moron just let the battery drain the whole way. Turned it on and there were like 10 different internet windows open with porn videos playing, plus texts from someone named "Big Momma".

When I gave him back his phone he handed me a big wad of cash and said "don't tell anyone I watch porn". I can't accept money so I handed them back. He walked away then.

Seth Rollins pissed all over my gas station bathroom. Came back and asked me if we sold "ham and cheese burgers". I asked him to clarify and he started talking about his upcoming match and needing "ham and cheese burgers" to bulk up.

I directed him to go to the McDonald's across the street. I oooked over and saw him walking through the drive-thru.

I work for a local sound company (one of our guys does the sound for our city's NFL team) and I was helping do setup at some house shows earlier this year.

Some of the guys were fucking around and were asking me to play entrance music for different superstars and they were doing mimic entrances. Roman did Ultimate Warrior, Zayn did Macho Man, KO did Jericho and The Club did the Wyatt's.

Then Seth Rollins showed up eating out of a bag of chilli and cheese fritos and he dropped the bag on the floor and wiped his frito fingers on my shirt laughing at me. Then he told me to do "Seth Rollins" and the other guys slowly just walked away. I tried to tell him that the guys were doing other people's entrances and he insisted I play his music. I rolled my eyes and played his theme and he stepped on the fritos bag and kicked them all over the floor making a giant mess. He kept saying, "are you watching? are you watching?" and he did an entrance. After like 5 minutes I turned off his music and said he wasn't done yet and I told him I have work to do and he ran away. Later before the show he told me how he wanted to be announced on his way to the ring and I told him I wasn't the ring announcer. He didn't listen.

>>2023875
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>>2023901
lost

I went to Full Sail university and met some guys and gals in the very early NXT days. Only person I ever had issue with was Seth Rollins.

He used to walk around various parts of campus and try to insert himself in conversations. I also heard a rumor he would stand around lifting weights trying to show off in public. Weird if true.

He introduced himself to me once as "Soon to be WWE Champion Seth Rollins". I followed ROH at the time and said "well I'm gonna miss that Tyler Black guy" and he started spinning around in circles and ran off while still spinning.

Saw him hours later sitting at Dairy Queen with a bunch of empty Blizzard cups on his table.

Worked security at a small house show in Wilkes-Barre PA.

Was in the front row making sure nobody jumped the railing. Rollins wrestles his match and Ambrose knocks him in to the front row.

I see Rollins grab some dirty popcorn off the floor and eat it, then he winks at a blonde woman. I'm holding the crowd back and see Rollins' hand reach out and grope some heavyset woman's breast.

At the end of the match he's leaving and yells at me "Do your fucking job asshole". I yell back "I did, you sure as hell aren't working as WWE Champ". He leaned back to punch me and I just stared, he slowly walked away.

I was fired that night for "causing a disturbance". Fuck Rollins, if I ever see him in public I'll punch his face in.

Glad so many other stories back this up too.

These Rollins stories are hilarious and actually give him depth. The WWE writers need to use this as material for his character.

>>2026954
My thoughts exactly. I mean, it would still be better if it was coming from a steroid hoss like Lex Luger or someone like Macho Man, but Seth is naturally unlikable and awful and these stories are brilliant. /asp/ doesn't deserve you, autistic writer guy.

Did some work at a wwe event, helped set up the ring and all of that.

Sheamus came around and offered to help us out, great guy.

Same with Mark Henry.

But when we were setting up the ring Seth Rollins came around. now we only just started setting it up but he gets in and starts running around flailing his arms screaming "I'M SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS". All the wwe guys just shook their heads and left, while everyone else was just confused. Eventually Vince himself came over and apologized on his behalf, and gave us local/independant guys a few bucks to shut us up. Fuckin guy must be autistic or something I swear.

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Me and my family were lucky enough to win backstage tickets to an event. I went with my dad and sister. Many of the guys there were really cool, Dolph Zigler, Cena, Roman, The Miz, AJ Styles.. But Seth Rollins creepy ass hit on my sister! At first I thought he was just kidding around but he kept saying something about coming to his hotel room after the show. My dad threatened to call the police and he ran off. After the show was over a man in a suit came up to us and offered us a couple free T-shirts; Roman, Cena, Ambrose, and a free Network subscription for 6 months. Told us to never tell anybody about what happened.

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I was at an airport when I saw Rollins get off a plane with Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury. Mark Henry and Jack Swagger were there to. They were really professional but Rollins kept going up to people making really loud explosion noises. He thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Eventually an airport employee had to go up to him and tell him to stop. Something is really wrong of that guy

What's funny is that half the people in this thread posting Rollins stories are probly Wrestlers having bants about their buddies.
Hi Corbin!
Hi paul!

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>>2023955
>>2023965
>>2023968

Another Rollins story for you.

In 2015 I was working at Cracker Barrel as a waiter. Seth is seated in my section along with Charlotte, Sasha, Big E, and Xavier.

Seth asks if we have fried chicken, I say yes. Then he orders pancakes and goes "Ha Ha Ha you thought I was gonna order chicken!" Then he looks over at Sasha and Charlotte and waggles his eyebrows.

I bring the food over and see him awkwardly trying to do a fancy hand shake with Big E.

I fill up their drinks later and Seth says "aren't these women beautiful? Smart and funny and intelligent and really just amazing." I say "yessir" and he really curtly says "don't talk to them like that".

When they left Sasha apologized for him, I said "it's okay, we see a lot of mentally handicapped people" and she laughed. Then there was a big crash - Rollins accidentally knocked over a table full of glassware in the gift shop. Big E paid for it and they left.

I start laughing more and more when I read the quotes in these Rollins stories with his voice.

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>>2026880
>>2026890
>>2026894
The amount of samefag in these stories.

>>2027043
I think the more likely thing is Rollins is a huge dick across the world and makes a spectacle of himself.

>>2027050
Honestly.. I actually believe the ones with him being awkward with girls.
All those and the actual messages between him and some barmaid show that he has sbout as much game as an anon on 4chan
I really do think he's down with the 'tism

Next week on Raw, we better see Seth ordering unspicy spicy chicken strips and throwing a toolbox.

I helped set up rings at ROH many years ago. Lots of quality people, except for one: Tyler Black. He kept pressuring me to finish setting up the ring faster, standing behind me. "Hurry up, I'm Tyler Black and I need a ring to have a five star match in. I'm a future WWE champion you know. I'll probably use a new name there like Seth Rolling" as he had a shit eating grin on his face. On that show he injured another wrestler (I forgot his name) and I'm pretty sure he ended his career. Tyler Black is a fucking douche

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>>2027069
>Hurry up, I'm Tyler Black and I need a ring to have a five star match in. I'm a future WWE champion you know.

I'm Dr Shelby, or rather, I played him on Raw.

I was supposed to return and manage Team Hell No during their feud with the Shield. Rollins said something to Vince which got him to veto the whole thing.

As I was leaving the arena I saw Seth and he stuck his tongue out at me.

I'm one of the jobbers that fought Strowman this summer. Sadly, not Ellsworth.

Most of the boys were cool except Seth Rollins. He called me a clown and said I'd lose in a fight with him. Knowing that McMahon likes guys to stand up, I told Seth I would fight him after the show.

For 3 hours Seth kept yelling out "I'm gonna kill this Indy geek" and "you're gonna die" and telling all the women wrestlers to come watch him fight.

He never showed up. Kofi Kingston did and apologized for how bad Seth made the WWE look. As I was walking to my car I saw Seth talking to Nia Jazz and claiming he knocked me out with one punch. Nia noticed me and said "he's right there" and Seth ran away after yelling "must be his damn twin!!"

>>2027321
>>2026912
I wonder if Nia Jax was "Big Momma."

>>2027336
Sounds plausible. From this moment on, Nia Jax is "Big Momma"

>>2027336
What a codename.

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I was there during the jellybean challenge. Which was basically where WWE superstars were eating bad tasting beans: spoiled milk, rotten egg, dead fish, etc. I helped set up the tables and get the set ready for the filming. I had no complaints about anybody except Seth Rollins. We were in the middle of filming when he sticks his big dirty hand in the bowl and shovels a bunch of them in his mouth. He spits them all out on the floor and goes, "Ew! These taste like shit man!" I say, "Yeah, they're supposed to, this is the bean challenge." He looked like a deer caught in headlights. He just goes, "whatever man." He tried hitting on Alicia Fox who was there she looked visibly uncomfortable.

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>>2025624
>he then told me to use my own money and he would pay me back

Former WCW wrestler here, can't say my name though. Talked to a lot of the talent in WWE, all of them were very nice, even the ones you wouldn't expect. I had a big match at a WrestleMania and later on I got a championship match against Seth Rollins. I was looking forward to having several more matches in WWE to put over young talent (like I did at that year's WrestleMania) but unfortunately that was my last match due to injury. I don't know if Seth injured me on purpose but after reading all the posts in this thread it seems that was the case. Very disappointed, will pray for him every chance I get.

>>2027421
Okay Sting

>>2027421
Sting you're My Hero Man.
My favourite since I was a lil jimmy watching Nitro

>>2026890
>to an empty hallway
popped me. have your (you)

Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with the talent and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at Rollin's bus yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. Seth made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and Seth Rollins was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, Seth Rollins tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and Seth Rollins kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

Rollins made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. Seth Rollins looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me."

>>2027823

I was shocked and speechless. Seth Rollins left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and Seth Rollins came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked Seth if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and Seth Rollins flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. Seth Rollins was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.

I told Seth I would call the cops if he hit me. Rollins then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for Rollins. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

>>2023535

That was Mistico. Hunico can speak English just fine.

>Be me
>British ex-pat living amongst the "filthy colonials"
>Working nights in a hotel bar
>Hear through the front of house guys that several WWE talent are on site tonight
>Marking out intensifies
>Hours drag by and not a whiff
>Cleaning shelves under the bar when I hear them
>Sheamus and Barrett come sit at the bar
>Get to sort their drinks for them
>Both seem genuinely thrilled to run into a fellow Brit, and we chat about the poor state of American beers
>Sheamus reps Ireland hard, downing pint after pint
>Bit of banter with Barrett when he accuses me of being a "Shandy Drinking Southerner"
>All is well
>In walks Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns
>Rollins actually humming Shield's theme as they walk in
>isthisreallife.jpg
>They join Sheamus and Barrett at the bar
>"What can I get you guys?"
>Trying my hardest not to have a shit eating grin right now
>Ambrose and Reigns both want beers
>Seth blanks me, staring at a couple of girls that are sat at at table in a corner
>Don't really blame him, they're pretty good looking
>Try and get his attention
>"Can I get you a drink Seth?"
>He turns around instantly, absolutely seething
>"Did you just call me Seth? Are we friends? Are we on first name terms, PAL?"
>He practically spits the last word at me and starts looking at my shirt like he's expecting a "Hello! My name is..." badge
>I ask him if he'd prefer "Mister Rollins"
>"I don't know... Would I? Buddy?"
>WTF, why is he being such a cunt?
>Roman puts an arm round him and ushers him away from the bar, throwing me an apologetic look as they go
>Rollins shouts something to the two girls about coming to his room for a "Hardcore Handicap match"
>Sheamus actually facepalms
>Dean buys three more beers, apologises for Rollins and buys me a drink
>Spend the rest of my shift chatting to Sheamus and Barrett, while Dean and Roman are visibly having to babysit Seth

Guy is 100% a sperglord

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>>2027823
>>2027827
Who is this faggot shitting up the funny Colby thread? Kill yourself, you autist

>>2023755
He became a dad. I've had co-workers who went from being dicks to being really nice after having kids.

This autistic thread belongs on woo

>>2027913
Hi, Seth!

>>2027915

>Trip fag

Point proven.

>>2027827
It's kind of rude to critizice the host's food but jesus what an ass

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>>2025555
>When I have him the food he threw it in the trash and walked away.

Kane, Golddust, and The big show are probably the nicest guys i've met in my life.

I met Bret Hart at a Tim Hortons in Calgary. All he did was complain about HHH and the WWE. I tried to be nice like you know when you just let some old timer talk, but he never stopped and just complained and complained. I told him I am late for work and ran out of there even though earlier I told him I just got off of work

>>2027823
>>2027827
Dude Seth Rollins may have overreacted, but to criticize your host's food in such a cunty way is something a douche would do. Then bringing it up over and over again and making snide remarks about it, isn't mature it is childish. You made your point, now you can drop it.

>>2027975
Thinking whatever he said was actually true

lived in orlando my whole life, hulk hogan is the biggest piece of shit that has ever walked this earth.

If we take all this allegations of Seth Rollins to be true, is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>2023513
>The short referee
That narrows it down

>>2027854
>"Hardcore Handicap match"

I fuckin' lost it. Good shit man.

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>>2025624
>He then told me to use my own money and he would pay me back.
You got worked by a kike, my guy.

I was traveling to LA to meet my girlfriend at the time. Had a lot of time to kill, so I was just sitting around. To my surprise, I see Charlotte, Neville, New Day, Luke Harper and a few others. Even though I'm a fan, I decided not to bother any of them. I went to the bathroom and heard a guy shouting in one of the stalls. Pretty startled to say the least. It took me a second, but I recognized the voice - it was Seth fucking Rollins. Can't remember what he was saying. I think he was on the phone with someone. He walks out of the stall and washes his hands as I pee. Shoots me the meanest glare I've ever seen. It looked like he wanted to say something to me, but he didn't. Just washed his hands, except he ran around turning on all the motion sensored air blowers, then ran out.

>>2030168
>except he ran around turning on all the motion sensored air blowers, then ran out.
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

>>2030179

I thought it was random of him. Seth was giggling while he did it. I'm guessing he's somewhere on the spectrum. I didn't even see him anywhere after that.

>>2024919
I dunno we didn't fuck in a bed.

>>2030197
sofa?car?washing machine?garage?toilet?

I work for WWE and Seth Rollins raped me.

My dads old friend from school met The Miz in a Sheetz, convenience store in PA, and he was *awesome*, and asked if she wanted a picture. HE showed me it and we were salty to all hell, she doesn't even like wrestling...

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2031433
w-wait, you too?

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I hope at least a few of these Rollins stories are true because I already dislike the fucker and I need to FUEL THE HATE

>>2027913
It's almost like you're trying to convince me to start going on /woo/

>Be Local Pro Wrestler
>Pretty shit at it, started off jobbing in short matches
>Shit pay too, so only do it as a side act
>Don't have to take heavy bumps (since it's for parties and local events) and I worked my way up from being just a One show jobber
>One night go drinking at a local bar with some friends
>One of them is into wrestling, but not a wrestler himself
>The rest aren't into wrestling, but are cool with us being nerds about this type of shit.
>In walk Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins, Kofi, some women wrestlers and a few other wrestlers I can't remember right now
>Friend marks out quietly before telling me he's gonna talk to them.
>Tell him I'm not too sure that's a good idea
>He goes anyway
>Go with him just to make the situation less awkward for him
>Tell them we're huge fans, he even asks for autographs and shit
>Rollins immediately tells him to fuck off.
>Apologize to over him
>Roman actually tells Seth to calm down and starts talking to us
>Friend tries to have conversations about wrestling with them
>Brings up that I'm a wrestler
>Most of them gave encouraging words, although I'm sure they were probably just being nice
>Rollins outright told me I'd only belong in local shows.
>He starts talking shit to my friend too. Commenting on his size and asking "Are you a wrestler too?"
>Roman turned to him again to calm down.
>He and Kofi take him away to talk to him in private
>Dean apologizes for him and tells us he's just shitfaced drunk.
>Actually Believe him and head back to the table.
>The rest of the night we just watch in disbelief at how autistic Seth was acting
>Can't hear any of the wrestlers because they're actually talking in regular voices
>Calling Kofi a bitch because he decided to stop having alcohol for the rest of the night
>Hitting on the female bartender.
>At one point he legitimately blows bubbles in his drink through a straw
>A grown fucking man


I thought he was drunk, I didn't know he was actually this fucking spastic.

>>2027311
If really are Dr. Shelby [spoiler]Nice, that character's funny as shit[/spoiler]

>>2031433
how many people has this happened to???

>>2032254
It happened to me too; I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2030239
wtf Seth Rollins threw my wife on the ground and raped her because she brought him unbuttered popcorn instead of buttered popcorn

When WWE came to my city (they only come once a year), the night before Seth Rollins hosted a Crossfit session and meet & greet at a Crossfit Box close to the arena. It was like $300 or so for the entire night, about 2 hours long (60-70 minutes of training).

He did that of his own accord. Seth seems to be somewhat generous and gracious, but he's a very odd, depressed man.

Seth doesn't have too many friends backstage. Before Up Up Down Down, he didn't really have a 'group'. He was someone on fringe of multiple friendship groups but never properly close enough to the people inside. Watch his Superstar Ink with Corey Graves and you can hear a bit more about this. Also, the day after that Superstar Ink video, Seth started tweeting about how he missed his old travelling buddies and how he feels alone.

Anyway, back to the Meet and Greet. First of all, Seth is actually a kind of "nice guy". He becomes very sour when women reject his advances. He will hit on any and every attractive woman, regardless of age. He has publicly tweeted towards fans and coworkers sexual comments. Recently some NXT girl wore an "Ugly Christmas Sweater" for WWE.com and Seth tweeted her saying that "nothing she wears could be ugly".

Seth also seems very bored and annoyed when talking to guys. But when talking to girls he really likes to soak in the attention.

I remember when it was my turn to greet him, get autographs and get to talk to him for a couple/few minutes, he started randomly talking to the (attractive) girl behind me. I didn't get to say much to him. He then insisted this came out of my time, he said "I don't mean to be rude, but there are so many people to get through, with such limited time, I have to move onto the next person" and then he spent an overlong time speaking to the attractive girl. She mentioned she had a boyfriend and he said "Tweet me when you don't. Good to meet you, next please."

Overall, Seth Rollins is an awful person.

I was working maintenance at my city's local arena when WWE came for a house show. Halfway through the night I got a call from my supervisor alerting me that one of the wrestlers was demanding help with a damaged vending machine.

I headed over and saw Seth Rollins with his arm halfway up one of the machines. Roman and Dean were there, with Roman shaking his head disapprovingly while Dean laughed.

Seth looked over and demanded I repair the "broken" machine. I asked what was wrong with the machine, and he said that the M&Ms he pushed for were stuck on the end of the spring. I looked at the screen as saw that it was, in fact, stuck on the end of the spring. Seth began banging the screen and shaking the machine, almost succeeding in toppling it over onto himself if not for Roman running over to help push it back.

I told Seth to cut it out before he got hurt and he said "You do not tell a World Heavyweight Champion what to do." I asked him why he didn't just put another $1.50 in the machine to push the M&Ms out, probably getting a second package of them as well. He said "I'm not paying double what I need for your scam machine to feed me. Do you fucking job and fix it."

Seth withdrew his hand from the vending machine as I got ready to open it up. But before I could, some black kid wearing a Shield shirt who looked like he couldn't be older than 10 walked over and asked if he could get a snack from the machine real quick. I said sure, which caused Seth to grumble and throw a fit. He swore in front of the kid saying that I should "just do your fucking job". The kid seemed pretty upset to see one of his favorite superstars acting like an asshole. Roman and Dean smiled at him and he asked if he could get their autographs after, which they said yes to.

The black kid then used the vending machine to get some M&Ms. The loose packet plus another came down, which he picked up smiling as he said "Woah, it's my lucky day!" Seth was absolutely seething at this point. (CONT.)

>>2032448
I was about to suggest that the black kid should give one of the M&Ms over to Seth, since he's clearly been having a stressful day, but I was too slow. As the kid turned around to get autographs from Roman and Dean, Seth reached over and pushed him onto the concrete floor. He then ran over, leaped into the air, and came crashing down onto the kid's head with a Curb Stomp.

He let out that annoying as hell laugh as he screamed "AMERICAN HISTORY X, BITCH". I was staring in horror as Seth walked over to a stunned Roman and Dean, raising both hands up as if expecting a double high-five. "Come on guys, it was a good one, right?"

Dean smacked Seth across the head saying "Are you fucking mental?!" while Roman tended to the kid and tried to get him medical attention. There was a lot of blood on the concrete afterwards and we had to get a janitor to mop it up.

After Vince caught word of what had happened, the Curb Stomp was never used by Seth Rollins again. What a fucking dick.

>>2032448
>>2032461
Oh and I forgot to mention, he took both of the M&M packets from the kid after curb stomping him.

This thread is gold
Keep going you autistic fuck.

Only the ones from the autistic One is funny. Feed me more keks senpai

>>2032448
>"You do not tell a World Heavyweight Champion what to do."
kek

>>2023537
Sounds like that swerved episode.

>>2023843
>road relief
Top kek

>>2032285

Kek

Thread of the year.

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I met Seth Rollins at a box once. He happily took a photo with me. By coincidence we were both heading towards the change rooms.

Seth says to me: "oh I know the deal" and pulls a syringe out of his bag. He asks me "Have you ever injected someone else before?" I tell him that I don't do steroids, I'm all natty (you can see in the photo that I have a great natty physique and many mistake it for roids)

He starts yelling at me and calling me a pussy because I don't take steroids and won't inject him.

I left the room and did some muscle ups, then remembered I still had to use the toilet. When I went back I heard yelling and crashing. I walked in and Seth had his pants down and he had punched a hole in the wall. A steroid needle was hanging out of Seth Rollin's ass cheek.

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>>2032448
>>2032461
KEK

>>2023702
When you're that genuine of a guy, it just comes across to people. Especially now, when promos are so scripted, when you see a bit of that genuine kindness get through, it makes an impact.

See also >>2023691

I worked at Wrestlemania 23. Cena and Batista were pretty cool guys.

Seth Rollins came up to me and said "This is Ford Field right? Where's my free car?!" He kept bitching about his free car until somebody got him one and he immediately drove it into a wall and killed six stage hands. One of them was a dad who had his kids backstage and when they started crying, Seth screamed "NO WITNESSES!" and Pedigreed both of them. We called the cops, who said they'd talk to Vince, but I never heard anything else.

>>2032461
>He let out that annoying as hell laugh as he screamed "AMERICAN HISTORY X, BITCH".
fucking kek

Something something seth rollins autsim etc etc
>haha look how funny i am guys!

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All of you please...PLEASE SEEK SUNLIGHT AND HAVE SEX

ESPECIALLY THE SETH POSTER HOLY SHIT

>>2032853
>>2032861
t. Colby

>>2032839
Lost

>>2023854
I was waiting on this

I was at Hawaii this summer for vacation and there were several WWE stars there. Becky, Charlotte, Kane, Lana, Rusev, Seth, Roman Reigns.

Seth was surfing with fellow wrestlers when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As the other wrestlers started rushing to help, Seth held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported as saying "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". Seth then proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless.

Later that week, I was going back to the hotel when I spotted Seth outside the family's hotel room, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>2023854
>>2032988
Can you not you fucking newfags

>look at me I switched the names

Kill yourself you unoriginal cunts

I work for the owner of a big arena in Germany, basically my job consists in running around making sure that the celebrities that perform there are all comfy and everything is going fine for them. I was really thrilled when I heard that WWE was going to have a show there, since I am a lifelong wrestling fan.

Big Show, Mark Henry, The Miz and Zack Ryder were real class acts through and through. The coolest of them all was Roman Reigns, though. Dude hung out with basically every extra in the arena, he stopped by and talked wrestling with me for like half an hour, this whole encounter really turned me on Roman, he truly is a based big dog and he deserves all the success he's having.
Overall it was a great experience, if it wasn't for one guy.
Seth fucking Rollins. What a fucking asshole.

>>2033175
cont.

Seth approched me because he wanted some hamburgers, I told him that I'll talk to catering, they'll fix him some, to which he replied: "I'm Seth Rollins, the future of this business, and I do only eat Burger King's, because I am the King of sports entertainment."
I told him that it would be quite the drive to Burger King and that it would take forever for him to get his food and that half of the stuff would be cold until I'd be back, he then told me "well, I guess you've got to figure out a way to keep my food warm, pal" and placed a huge order for like 65 euros.
I managed to snatch up some of those heat retaining boxes from catering and drove off.
When I came back his food was just fine and still warm, but the motherfucker took an onion ring, chewed on it a bit, spat it out and told me his food was cold and even called me a moron. He then dropped all of the perfectly fine food in the nearest garbage bin. I told him that he could've given the food to the extras instead of throwing it away, so he poured his soda into the bin and said "if Seth Rollins isn't going to eat that stuff nobody is" and ran off.

>>2033175
>>2033206
cont.

Seth later approached me again and asked "so, how many people did you kill in world War 2? I have a ladyfriend who kinda is into that kind of stuff, I figure a picture with a real nazi officer would be a nice gift for her".
I tried to explain him that ww2 ended fourty years before I was born and that I'm not even German, but there was no reasoning with him and he continued to bug me about a picture.
Summer Rae and Charlotte casually walked by and Seth yelled "hey girls, this is a real life Hitler officer, look!" and the fucker started to, I shit you not, goosestep around the hallway, then he did the Ric Flair strut while still having his right arm raised in the nazi salute. He alternated goosestepping and nazi-flair-strutting for about 3 or 4 minutes, running around in circles. Charlotte and Summer were visibly annoyed and apologized for his behavior as soon as he decided to fuck off.
A couple of German co-workers got really offended by it, and when I tried to confront him about it he ran away and gave me the finger from a safe distance.
Fuck Seth Rollins and his monotonous, nasal drone of a voice.

Parking lot attendant at an arena in New England. I get a list of cars to keep an eye open for, they're the WWE stars and various VIPs. Most people give me a quick wave or smile, Big Show recognizes me and will usually make the NWO wolfpac symbol at me.

One dude though, Seth Rollins, is a complete cunt. Last time Raw was here, I was told Rollins would be in a tan Subaru Impreza. Instead he shows up in a minivan.

I ask for ID as is procedure. He says "I'm the architect of the Shield, in the goddamn A+ player. Do you watch TV? I'm Seth freaking Rollins buddy. Let me in right now or I'll buy and sell your ass fifty times over."

At this point I see a line forming behind him so I just wave him in and decide to deal with the shit later.

Around 9 pm I hear a bunch of little stones being tossed at my kiosk. It's Seth Rollins standing in the lot. I step out to go get him and he rushes back to the arena.

At the end of the show I wave at Big Show, who's walking out with Dana Brooke and Bayley. Rollins runs up behind them and starts yelling "hey girls did you like my match?? Five fucking stars every time. But you were amazing too, women are really incredible and I'm glad it's finally being acknowledged. Anybody want to ride with me?"

Nobody rode with him.

>>2023559
No. Not Bex.

>>2023644
I can't imagine Ryder being anything but bro tier.

>>2032195
For some reason this is the one I choose to believe

>>2030199
I fucked deans gf in the steel cage

>>2027823
>>2027827
Found Dunn.

>>2027827
>A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

lol i lost it here, 10/10

>>2026924
i'm fucking dying

>>2023439
Have worked seasons at University of Phoenix stadium since day of opening, and had the pleasure to work Wrestlemania 26 i believe

Official Bro Tier (people i have talked to and made me laugh and smile)

>Kane
>Cliff Compton(Formerly from Deuce n Domino)
>Jimmy Wang Yang
>Yoshi Tatsu
>Mike (Miz, really one of the best guys you can ever meet)
>Matt Hardy
>Rey Mysterio
>Kofi Kingston
>Chris Jericho
>Undertaker
>Triple H
>Snek
>Vince McMahon
>Zack Ryder
>Kozlov
>Larry Rotunda (told me to call him larry, formerly Husky, now Bray)
>Christian
>Edge
>BMJ
>Batista

Official Dick Tier

>Shawn Michaels
>Dolph Ziggler
>Shelton Benjamin
>Bret Hart
>Cody Rhodes
>Cuck Man Phil
>Evan fucking Borne of all cucks
>MVP
>Fucking prick JoMo

>>2033503
Tell us how Bret was a dick to you

>>2033511
>Hey man hiws it going?
>DONT TALK TO ME
>Hey bro, im just a fan
>DO YOUR JOB AND DONT TALK TO ME

literally a prick, fucking Vinny Mac has time to talk to me but this prick doesnt, fuck Bret

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Actual story here.
I work in managerial at the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, and mid last year WWE rocked up for a Raw show.
If you don't remember, it was the particular episode in which Rollins went against J&J Security. And lost.
Rollins, obviously due to the predetermined nature of events, had caught wind of this demeaning booking beforehand.
The entire day I was dealing with the general ins-and-outs of the event, he was a constant hassle. And the funny thing is, usually, I wouldn't have ANY face-time with the wrestlers themselves, just the techie staff. But Seth went out of his way to antagonize EVERYONE.
I was sitting at my desk, organizing some stock completely separate to the WWE event, when he just walks into my fucking office apropos of nothing.
Without a hello or greeting, the first thing he said to me was "Hey suit, where can I get some grub in this place?".
I started giving him some quick directions to the cafeteria, but as soon as I opened my mouth, he began mockingly flapping his hand open-and-shut, mimicking my speech. He didn't even maintain eye-contact, he just walked over to a window overseeing an office and began motioning to his crotch in-front of a crowded room of busy desk-jockeys.
Without a word, he took a snickerdoodle off my desk and left.
Later on I was actually relaying instructions to a few techies – as is generally my position – when Rollins walked up to me with a cheerful "Hey, Suit-man!", and began kicking wires around his feet.
Only then did I notice he had a snickerdoodle in his hand.
"Look what I got!" he said tauntingly, before winging it across the arena, cackling loudly as it clipped a poor young girl in the head.
Later that night I was packing up myself post-show, about to leave, when I saw him scribbling his own name on my car. When I approached him, he ran away and jumped over a nearby fence, before bobbing his head back up after a short moment, to check if I was in pursuit.
Fuck Seth.

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Does anyone actually have a real Rollins story with proof? These stories are hilarious, but I'm actually interested how he is irl

>>2033503
I believe you about ziggler. I just sat front row while he had the IC belt and after the dark match he just posed with his belt and walked off. Last time I sat up front back in the day Edge and Big Show did a lap and shook every hand and talked to anyone who wanted to talk.

>>2033503
JoMo is in kayfabe mode 24/7 so he's a dick irl too

>>2023863
>>2023843
>>2026943
>>2026870
>>2026997
>>2027321
>>2027854
>>2032195
>>2032388
I can believe all these

>>2030239
>I work for WWE and Seth Rollins raped me
You must be ratings then.


>>2025507
Insecure cucks are the worst.

>>2033541
I don't know about the others but I posted the story about the meet and greet and it is true.

Here's a link from a crossfit news page about the meet and greet and crossfit session

http://www.wodlounge.com/wwe-crossfit-experience-with-seth-rollins-coming-to-a-box-near-you/

>>2023657
It's possible for people to have off days.

>>2023690
thats just a sign of respect wrestlers do

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>>2033937
>You must be ratings then.

>>2023855

Kekzilla

Worked a show at the Rosemont and Seth Rollins was a terror. He's fucking retarded and couldn't find the bathroom IN AN ARENA EVEN THOUGH THE DRESSING ROOM LITERALLY HAS A BATHROOM IN IT and opened all of the drinks we set out on the snacks table and said he peed in several of them.

We had a giant tray of cheese and crackers and cookies and he took his hand right in front of me and touched every single one and said "now my dick cheese is in the cheese" and laughed hysterically like he just told the best joke of all time. We had to throw out a $500+ spread all because he's an autistic jackass.

>>2023603
He hated the Funky Brodus gimmick so there are reasons to be sad.

>>2026277
Im certain all of the ECW guys were nice and cool if you just treated them right and respected them.

I work at a gas station just outside of Staples center. Rollins stopped by after a show to fill up a rental car. He grapped a slurpee cup and started filling it with different sodas and drinking it. He said he was "sampling" before buying. He made a mess all over the floor and walked over it, tracked it across the store.

I went to grab a mop to clean up and when he saw me coming with the mop, he ran and hid in the women's restroom for 10 minutes. I was reading a newspaper and pretended not to see him as he "snuck out" of the store. He then honked his horn and winked at me as he drove off.

The guy is a real piece of work.

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I work at a theater close to the performance center. Shawn Michaels had rented out the theater for the NXT roster to see Hacksaw Ridge. A few WWE stars were there too, Cena, Ambrose, and Rollins. Everybody was very polite, I got a picture with Shawn Michaels too. Class act. The one guy I had an issue with was Seth Rollins. He said that he's Seth Rollins, former WWE Champion and demanded that I "layer his butter." After I was done he dumped his bucket of popcorn on the ground and scurried off.

I was cleaning up his mess when I saw him bragging about it to Billie Kay and Ember Moon. They looked visibly uncomfortable. After the show was over both of them came over to apologize for his behavior.

I used to work on a Battlestar as one of the "knuckledraggers" who took care of auxiliary maintenance. Rollins came through one night and broke into the Aft Damage Control and vented all the air for the ship.

I was lucky enough to be able to grab a spacesuit but most of the ship's crew were vented into space. Rollins is jackass.

>>2024080
WOW that ending is Xavier renegade angel tier, well done

I jobbed on raw to Nia Jax.
here are the official beef ratings.
>Arbys
Charlotte
Nia jax
alicia fox
Sasha Banks
>litte beefy
Bayley
>clam
Dana Brooke
Summer Rae

>>2023439
Based Seth alpha tier

This thread is hilarious

>>2033503

Please tell the stories about Punk, HBK and Ziggler.

>>2036172
Were you that blonde cutie or the black one?

never let this thread die

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Met Seth Rollins at a WWE live event in Florida. Much to my surprise, Seth Rollins was also doing a meet and greet.

The main event had Roman Reigns taking on the Big Show in a "Southwest Florida Street Fight." It was a fairly good night, it may seem like kind of a contradiction but Seth Rollins was fairly nice at first. I even got a photo with him. Pic related is me.

But after my photo he asked me, "so, how do you cope?" I was taken back by the question. "You know, with your penis? I've got a baby cock too."

>>2038753
kek

>>2027037

Big E should totally be the put-upon straight man of New Day. Just follow Airhead Kofi and Spastic Weeb Xavier around and apologize wearily for their retardation.

I worked on a RAW when CM Punk was the Champ. He was on this "Shield Angle" before Royal Rumble against The Rock.
So, I tried to spoke to him once and even tho he's a chill guy with fans, with us people who work with him, he's a pedant prick.
On the other hand, The Miz. He is one of the nicest guys I've ever met while working. Based Miz I'm glad he's doing so fucking well now.
He actually thought he was the best in the world and acted like he were the fucking last Coca Cola on the desert.
>God tier
Based Big Dog
John Cena
Daniel Bryan
Sheamus
Beeg
AJ Lee

>Dicks
Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
CM Punk

>>2038883
When I say he thought he was the best, I am talking about Cuck Monster Punk.

>>2038888
We all know CM Punk is an asshole

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I'll take "A bunch of shit that never happened with a sprinkling of some genuine stories" for 2000, Alex.

>>2023715
>That evening we noticed that the female DJ's running shoes, which she kept in a locker in the women's room, were gone. Along with her socks and another woman's high heels.

based seth

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>>2029173

>Golddust

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>>2032988

>The waves have claimed her

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I went to a WCW Nitro in the year 2000 with my friend from college. The show itself was alright, I was always a big Hogan fan so I was happy to see him in action, NWO for life. Lol. Looking back though, I wish I had never went at all.

After the show was over, I was robbed by a hooded man at knife point. "Ay, chico. Everything that's in your hands, drop it." I was a little perplexed because all I had was my red solo cup with beer and a pretzel. My friend tried to intervene but he was stabbed for his efforts. Check out my picture. So I immediately drop what was in my hands and scurry off to the hospital. Looking back, I saw my assailant on his hands and knees desparately lapping at the beer droplets in my cup on the ground.

The Miz was the nicest guy I ever met, this was when he was Mr. MitB. I'm gay for him.

>>2039205
Pics?

>>2023561
Honkey Tonk?

At first, I genuinely believed there was some truth to these seth rollins posts but then people just kept posting more and more ridiculous stories. Hilarious, nevertheless.

>>2023510
I'm seeing Pat Patterson

There's only one wrestler I wish I never encountered and that wrestlers name is Seth Rollins. While I was shopping at Target, I noticed him, but I didn't say anything. However, I crossed paths with Seth again. I saw him standing in a toy aisle, peeking around the corner - almost like he was waiting for someone. He jumped out at a black woman and shouted "OOGA BOOGA!" Then he did his laugh and said, "black lives don't matter", slapped the cart out of her hand and ran away. Guy has problems.

>>2039630
>black lives don't matter

Based. Too bad he said Black Lives Matter on twitter already.

>>2039665

He's trying to save face.

>>2023588
Deanetty is shit honestly

I work at a dollar store. WWE did a live show here a few months ago. Not many people came by, I think I saw Slater getting some cold medicine, but I remember Rollins coming in and trying to buy some nyquil and cheetos. When he came to the register he tried to use some coupons that expired last year and when I told him they wouldn't work he made a show about how "the customer is always right" before saying he'd put it back and leave. Found the empty bottle/bags buried in the candy aisle when we were closing that night.

>>2023439
>cool
AJ Styles
Undertaker
Kane
Haitch (perked up like a kid on Christmas when I started talking about the business)
Edge
Cena
Becky Lynch
Seth (nice enough, but you could tell he was just wanting to get to his hotel and sleep)
HBK
Scott Hall
Y2J
Miz & Maryse
Rock
Randy Orton, though he was standoffish. Not in a dickish way, but in a "I don't like people" way.


>dicks
Flair
Lita
Punk
Austin
Steiner
Hogan
Bret Hart

I've got stories about pretty much everybody. Name a superstar or diva from the 90's to today and I've probably got a story.

>>2039738
Give us some Steiner story

>>2039738

Austin was a dick? Really? Do you have stories about any of the following:

>Pete Gas
>Essa Rios
>No Way Jose
>Taka Michinoku
>Chad Gable
>Ramen Reigns

>>2039743
He was doing a match with Buff Bagwell about 5 years ago in a local high school gym. I went and saw him, but he was slow as balls and he looked like he was about to die. Bagwell wasn't doing much better. I got to talk to him after his match. I asked him what his real problem with Triple H is and he went on his same tirade, so I responded, "Triple H is better than you." He may be a manlet, but that look he gave me was like right before the Hulk transforms. He went on a bend about how Triple H had to fuck his way to the top and started threatening me. In hindsight, it was pretty funny.

I also met him as a kid at a WCW show. Just an overall bitter fellow.

I worked security at Wrestlemania 3. Alright overall, Hogan seemed kinda self absorbed but that's not news these days. Ricky was a great guy.

Worst memory though was this little baby someone brought with them. Fucker pissed all over me and shat on the floor and when I told the mom to take them to a restroom instead of making a mess everywhere she said that I couldn't talk about her sweet Colby like that.

>>2039746
Roman Reigns doesn't really have a sense of humor. He gets really defensive about jokes. Like the kind of guy in the locker room that gets mad about gay jokes in the locker room.

I met Pete Gas with the other Mean Street Posse. Joey Abs did all of the talking while Pete Gas and Rodney just sat whispering to each other.

Never met any of the NXT guys that aren't on the main roster, except for Takeover Brooklyn, which my dad took me too for my birthday.

I saw Aguila and Taka in a house show back in 2001 I believe,

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>>2039760
I laughed harder than I should have.

>>2039761

How about any of these guys?

>Charlotte
>Brock Lesnar
>Dan Ambrose
>Kurrgan
>Xavier Woods
>Epico

>>2039747
Now give us a true one

>>2039783
I met Charlotte before she became a wrestler. She's always seemed nice, and I think that plays a part in her being such a bad heel.

Brock Lesnar is awkward as fuck. I don't think he's capable of smiling. He tried when I shook his hand, but it just looked like he had to take a massive shit.

Met Dean Ambrose at the airport. I asked for a picture and he said sure. I took the picture. Then went on his merry way. He seems pretty lax compared to other superstars who try to put on an attentive front.

Never met Kurrgan.

I met Xavier Woods at Comiccon this year. He's a really swell guy and looks genuinely happy.

Never met Epico, but I have met Carlito.

>>2039760
What a swerve. 10/10

>>2039760
Kek

>>2038883
>the last coca-cola on the desert
Are you, by any chance, a spic?

>>2039738

Gives us some stories about Haitch or sami zayn

>>2039760
Robust kek

I vacationed in Washington DC not too long ago. I was walking around and I hear some screaming from afar. I eventually realize the guy screaming is none other than Seth Rollins. He was yelling about how they denied him entry, so he'll deny the holocaust. It was so embarrassing. I'm not sure how he hasn't been fired yet. No wonder he had a neo nazi gf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWAvyRsGOWE I made a Youtube video out of this thread...

>>2040568
I met El Generico and Kevin Steen at the 2011 BOLA. KO was really engaging and just the nicest fellow. Sami Zayn was fucking weird. He was doing his normally bad Mexican accent and shaking with enthusiasm, so I credit him with staying in character, but I can't really judge him as a person.

Haitch I've met more than any other wrestler, since most of the shows I attended were in the early to late 2000's. My favorite time meeting him was the first. It was 2000 and I was seven at the time. He was signing autographs in a local Walmart and as I was getting an autograph I told him I wanted to grow up to be like him since at the time I thought Triple H's shit didn't stink. I then asked him how to become a wrestler, but my mom told me we had to go finish shopping, and when I complained, Haitch beckoned to the chair next to him that the security officer had just vacated and said I could stay there until my mom finished her shopping. So we spent the next 20-something minutes discussing the aspirations of a 7 year old child and besides the small talk he'd make to the people he gave autographs, he was fully attentive to my ramblings.

And that's why, to me, Triple H will always be the guy.

We also had pictures together throughout the years, but they're back home in a photo album.

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>>2027915

>>2042671
Yeah, I know I'm 5'6. I'm not insecure about myself.

>>2023657
I met him (along with Cody Rhodes, Ted Jr, and Ryback) at a food joint after a house show. Talked with him a bit and he seemed like a really nice cool guy during.

Also Ryback had a bad case of pink eye. Poor big guy.

>>2023603
Sounds like his run in TNA too, except sad wearing headphones.

>>2045319

I saw him on foxnews the other day. Evidently he is a political commentator now rofl

>>2027321
>must be his damn twin!

My fucking sides

>>2039738
Curious to hear about Austin, Taker, and Flair

Thanks assholes for this seff stories. Now I am thinking about this shit when he is on screen. I am high tho.

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>>2045558
> i am high tho XD
DUDE

>>2027321
Seth likes highest women and saved your life he truly is an A+ player

>>2045444
Flair lives up to his reputation. He's loud and annoying as shit, but in a funny way. Since my dad and I had stayed in the same hotel as him in Toronto, he comes strolling through the lobby like a fucking weirdo, looks at me standing there slack-jawwed, and shouts, "WHAT CAN THE NATURE BOY DO FOR YA?!" I got him to sign my shirt and he asked if I was gonna be at the show. I told him I was gonna be in the front row. He said he was gonna talk to me there. Skip to the next night and he comes stumbling towards me after taking a bump outside the ring, and just before doing his signature spot, he looks at me and shouts, "NECHA BO DO LA!" and fell on his face. (Nature Boy don't lie)

Taker I met during the Big Evil phase, so he was more interactive than Ministry or Deadman Taker. I distinctly remember that deep as voice. That shit resonates. Like alpha voice. I also met him in Toronto, but this was for Mania 18, ironically against Flair. He was with Kane, that giant son of a bitch. I don't remember what was said because my dad was a huge Taker mark, so he was more interested in him than I was, but he just had this presence. Also, he gave me a fist bump, and I was like, "Later, bro." Because that fist bump indicated that we were best friends now.

Austin's just fucking rude. I met him at a signing, and aside from cursing at kids, he just had this "Fuck off" air to him. I'm sure he's a nice guy any other day of the week, but come on, it's a two hour signing. Don't be such a dick.

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>>2042671
I may be 5'6, but I live in Marco Island. I've got money. That alone makes me as tall as I want want to be.

>>2027321

Are you the BIG SWEATY MEN guy?

Thank you man, you provided me big quality entertainment.

>>2035816
Holy shit Shawn is looking skinny these days