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>Wake up tmrw
>You're Vince McMahon
Book the WWE til Wrestlemania.
Fire becketty right away
Bury all shieldettys right away.
It's best for business
>>2018070
Cuck all the former Shield members (for not being draws) in a cuck angle involving AJ Styles and myself.
Give some divashit the Universal title. Then make Ellsworth overdose on trenbolone and kill somebody along with himself under the promise of him beating AJ, which would TOTALLY happen by the way.
And then give the company to Steph, so she will have to deal with all that shit and crash down inevitably.
>>2018070
Rebuild the Bullet Club with AJ and Fin. Add Becky Lynch for flavor.
Heel turn Roman Reigns.
Jericho wins the rumble
Mania
Owens vs Jericho
Styles vs Cena
Reigns vs taker
Rollins vs triple h
Charlotte vs Sasha vs bayley
New day vs Wyatt family
Don't give a shit about the rest of the roster
Put them in the Andre giant battle royal
Braun strowman wins
>>2018292
There are so many titles now, plus side feuds, Wresltmania is going be fucking six hours long.
Make a separate x rated show for divas. Push Cesaro. Bring back CM Punk but bury him. Make Bryan wrestle to his death against Brock.
>>2018164
>Then make Ellsworth overdose
Your ability to consistently post the dumbest thing in threads full of stupidity is really quite something.
>>2020724
So an hour less than 33? That's a good thing
>>2018292
Wow, Wrestlemania only drew 7,000 people at the stadium this year.
Push Roman and Goldberg to the moon. Roman turns heel vs Goldberg
>>2018070
>Roman Reigns is booked as a one man tag team.
>Have him squash every tag team currently in title picture
>Beat all three members of the New Day clean to win the Tag Team Titles.
>Tuesday after this
>Roman invades Smackdown
>Does same thing to their tag division as he did to Raw
>Squash Ziggler, Corbin, and finally Miz for IC strap.
>Roman wins Royal Rumble
>Demands a dual title shot Triple Threat at Wrestlemania.
>Beats Owens and AJ clean, and squashes interference from Ellsworth.
>Unites all male WWE Titles to become WWE Undisputed Ultimate Champion
People will have to like him then right?
>>2018070
>Cena vs Styles WWE championship
>Owens vs Jericho Universal championship
>The Miz vs Ziggle vs Zayn vs Cesaro
>Ramen vs Ruru
>Wyattettys vs Murican Betas
>New Gay vs Club
>Horse vs Charles vs Bailey vs Battlecow
>Bliss vs Natalya
>Goldberg vs Bork
>Undercarder vs Brown Strongman
Andre the giant no one gives a fuck battle memorial
>>2022151
You forgot to add the main event at mania is an elimination money in the bank chamber which he wins.
>>2022170
I'm saving that for post Mania.
>Money in the Bank
>3/6 competitors are Roman Reigns
>Wins MitB contract
>Makes WWE History by cashing in on himself and giving himself an "extra life" clause to his title.
>Now he has to be beaten twice in a row to lose the title.
>But that doesn't matter because nobody will ever beat him once.
>>2022165
Strowman is obviously going to with the Nobody Gives Fuck Battle Royale.
>Be Vince
>wake up with a raging hard on
>go deadlift
>"yeaaaahhhhh"
>SMACKDOWN Live!
>interrupt Shane congratulating Bliss and the women's division
>mandate a bikini competition every week
>SDL Womens Title is now the SDL Bikini Championship
>first "match" is Bliss vs Nikki vs Carmella
Have a different women """wrestler"""" on the roster fuck me for 3 hours every Monday leading up to Wrestlemania where there will be huge orgy involving whole roster in ring. First one who cums wins.