I went into a job interview today and noticed some kind of transformer toy and a freakin Jericho action figure off to the side of his desk. So I'm like ok this guy is a geek and must be way into wwe I'm gonna crack him up and nail this.
So at the beginning when he asks me to talk about myself I mentioned that I am good at making lists, I have a list and I put people on it if they act like stupid idiots! Trying to sound like Jericho durine the end part. He just looks confused and I realize that's not enough for him to catch on.
So I look this guy on the eyes and in my best Jerichoice voice say "I am also the best in the world at what I do do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth right now."
Now he looks really weirded out so I tell him I'm doing Jericho. He is looking at me like I'm insane and asks what is Jericho. I point to the action figure and say you have his doll there I thought you watched wwe.
He clears his throat and gives me a dismissive those are toys my son left when he was here earlier, I don't watch wrestling. The rest of the interview was super awkward and I haven't gotten a call back.
reddit is embarrassing
>>1996425
How embarrassing.
>>1996425
you stupid idiot
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>>1996425
9.5/10
>>1996425
Congrats OP! You had a really embarrassing life experience, but succeeded in turning it into a delicious copypasta!
Also: I am OP.
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>>1996425
What the fuck is the matter with you?
Of course this is from reddit
Stolen from reddit and fake
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>>1996425
>>1996425
Even if this post is fake, that redditor needs to kill himself.
No surprise where this is from.
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