>The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you

Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the shitposters of /woo/. Just tell us who your wrestler is, and we'll vote on them!

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I've written storylines for TNA, WWE and WCW and by god it put them on the map.

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>>1992247
>map is titled "road to ruin"

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I hear the crowd's are awfully dead

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>>1992273
Not as bad as the brand in red

C R I N G E

>>1992286

18+

>>1992286
this

>>1992291
GOTEEEM

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>>1992273
Is there a chance that I'd get pinned?

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What about us braindead slobs?

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>>1992300
you'll be doing cushy jobs

>>1992286
18+

>>1992295

Not a chance my Christian friend

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The ring came off my pudding can

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Were you sent here by the devil?

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>>1992389
No my good man i'm on the level.

>>1992302
*given

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I hear those things are awfully loud.

>>1992407
It glides as softly as a cloud

>>1992232
Cringe thread?

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>>1992407
It glides as softly as acloud

>>1992410
18+

>>1992410

gain height

>not adding wrestling terms to the lyrics

this thread is shit

>>1992414
huh?

>>1992410

I know "18+" is a meme but if you haven't seen Marge vs the Monorail you should really get yourself checked out.

>>1992232
Cringe

>>1992421
have sex ya pinhead

Cringing @ this thread

I am enjoying your thread OP

>>1992443
>>1992421
>>1992416
>>1992410
>>1992286
The samfagging is strong with this one. Get a clue ya nerd.

>>1992378
good lose weight you chubby fan

>>1992464
no it doesn't you tripfag clod

>>1992467
kek'd

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>but Balor's all cracked and broken

Sorry H, Steph has spoken

I'm still trying to think of a wrestler that rhymes with monorail

>>1992479
finn balorail

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>>1992479
>SHE CAN'T FIT ON THE MONORAIL
>THAT NIA JAX, SHE'S A FLABBY WHALE!

>>1992479
The Big Show

Heheh, screencapping this and putting it on r/squaredcircle

Full means Empty, and Sail means Fail!

>>1992504
stop crying fag and go fap to Paul burchill

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for a title I could contend?

>>1992283
Underrated

>>1992410
t. literal 14 year old

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>>1992535
Just bury taketty, my hindu friend!

>>1992232
Best thread in /asp/ history.

>>1993652
cringe

>>1993654
Thanks for proving why the standards for best /asp/ thread are so low.