What did David "Slime your wife and ruin your life" Otunga mean by that?
>>1991072
>million dollar body
>never drew a dime
surprised he didnt get fired
>>1991072
Based Otunga is literally jacked as fuck
>it's another 'white people get mad at the black commentator over a joke' episode
>>1991135
He's their lawyer
Why does he need to be jacked?
He works a white collar job at the WWE and won't see any ring action anytime soon
Nice burn though, the Fatso is literally SEETHING
>muh in-ring ability
>muh wrestling
>>1991178
Fuuucckkkkkkkkkk who's that???
MUUHH DICKKKKKK
>>1991183
He's an actor/lawyer/commentator
>BTFO'd hard by Owens on twitter
>seethes all the way to commentary on smackdown
>comments awkwardly ignored by the other commentators
the fucking state of obongo mates.
Dorky negro has a stupid chinese tattoo
>>1991072
>Body says 24
>Face/hairline say 44
>>1991183
Because he likes lifting.
Vince runs a multimillion dollar business, and is 70 fucking years old. Yet he is still jacked for some reason. Some guys like to lift.
>>1991628
>Fun Fact, this picture is HEAVILY photoshopped, senpai
He meant that Owens accomplished more with WWE within 1 year than Otunga did in 6.
>>1991178
>Otunga
>black
Mauro is blacker than him.
>>1991663
Most magazine pics are.
Vince is still in good shape for a guy in his 70's.
>>1991628
>For some reason
It's because he takes all of the steroids.
>>1991217
DID
THEY?
>>1991663
It is, but the real thing isn't far off. Maybe a bit more sag, less clean, less defined, but the size is still there. You can see it even when he wears suits.
Dude's a freak.
He can't wrestle, he can't commentate and nobody likes him. Literally why is he still employed?
>>1991841
hi kevin
he was a non penny tag team champion which is more credible a title than any title youve held
>>1991183
He can take HGH because they dont test announcers,
>>1991841
He is a good lawyer
>>1992077
so keep him behind the scenes then, he doesnt belong on tv
>>1991815
I dunno but rock deserves it
>>1991178
Hi David!
>>1991072
Is this shopped? He didn't look anywhere near this when he wrestled.
Reguardless it was funny as fuck, litteraly redeemed himself right there.
>jennifer's husband
>>1992088
Based Big Influences Obunga working the smarks
>>1991072
Isn't it kinda weird that he's so jacked but we all know his wife is fucking numale white dudes on the side/ in front of him?
>>1993526
Relax kevin
>>1991217
>Dwayne's roidgut
kek
ONLY FAGGOTS TAKE SELFIES
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