ITT: Book dank matches that won't happen
>Shinsuke nakamura vs an electric eel
>Drunk Brock Lesnar vs Semen Punk
>3 housecats vs James Ellsworth
>Baron Corbin vs Male Pattern Baldness
>>1987116
>that smug ass dog vs cena
>>1987129
>John Cena vs shoes in the house
>Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella vs Shoes at Dinner
Josie and Winston vs 2Pawz and Makaveli
>new day comes out dancing like the monkeys they are
>undertaker rips a whole through the ring and sends them all to hell
>michael cole tears off his mask revealing himself to be stone cold the entire time.
>stone cold stunners the undertaker
>the beer truck comes out, but scott steiner was driving it
>stone cold and steiner start fighting
>the whole arena goes starts rioting from the sheer excitement
>all the black super stars rush the ring
the undertaker, stone cold and steiner group together and wipe them all out
>trump does a hostile take over and remanes the back to wwf
>the nwo is reformed out of necessity
>america is made great again
>AJ Styles vs THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>1987116
OP vs sex
>>1987196
HAHAHA
please gain height
>>1987201
Wat u mean?
>Kane vs Pudsey
>>1987116
Alex Jones vs Cenk Ogre in a Super Male Vitality on a pole match.