John, you may like to call yourself the face that runs the place, but I'm the champ that runs the camp!
>>1987019
*Gong* Undertaker's music plays
Oh yeah? Well I'm the 'tard that runs the yard!
>>1987022
*Gong* Undertaker's music plays
Oh yeah? Well I'm the 'tard that runs the yard!
Well I'm the man that runs the plan
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Drew Gulak's music hits
I'm the Drew that names the Jew!
Cue inferno and kane's music
Hold on everybody, don't forget about the demon that drinks the semen
LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
I'm the straightedge atheist jerk with no instagram account who failed miserably in the UFC
THE AYATOLLAH
OF ROCK N ROLLA
John, can I call you Jhon? Does that make you mad, Jhon? Jhon you say you can't see me but I can see you quite clearly Jhon. I see a manlet, a suck up, a guy that hides behind cancer kids, a guy that cheated on his wife, a guy that has herpes, a loser that starred in box office bombs, a degenerate that touches himself to anime girls, a homo lover, a nigger - you are a nigger Jhon! Oh i'm not done with you yet Jhon, I see the hardest worker in the WWE, the first guy in the arena and the last guy out, the only guy that's over, the only draw in the past 10 years, the best wrestler on the roster with the only 5 star match in wwe history, a god on the mic that can turn crowds with a flip of a switch, the only guy that goes out there and promote WWE to the general public, the guy with the biggest dick, the guy that gets people on their feet for a standing ovation, and the most popular wrestler ever. Now brush my teeth like Colgate and lay me down for the three second tan, bitch.
The cuck that watches Renee fuck