It's 4 am and you're in your room where he kicks your

>>1979609
Spear him

I call the cops

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Grab my shotty and tell him that he's got the wrong door, but we can go rope up some jigaboos if he wants.

Then we would go find The New Days locker room

Talk to him about CIA memes and how they are spammed on all websites on the internet to hype up this event

The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the 'agentur' of the 'Illuminati' between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time.4

>>1979609
It's 4.45am here and I still don't give a shit.
WHAT?

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>>1979609
Show him my gallery of /pol/ images and thank him for tv raising me

>>1979609
Isnt he democrat or libertarian or some shit? I feel like i read somewhere hes not republican

>>1979609
Call shill cuck for stunning the emporer trump

>>1979609
I told him that i am a motherfucking slav and spear him twice while eating pierogi.

>>1979609

Stone Cold isn't like your abusive dad anon.

>>1979890

So what if he isn't? You gonna stop liking him you underage muppet?

>>1979609

He doesn't get a chance to get that far into his diatribe because I would have dumped at least 7 hollowpoint .45 rounds into him the second he broke through my door.

While he's on the ground bleeding out, I'll call the emts to come and take him to the morgue. After that, I'll get really close, look him in the eye as the light fades from them and say, "how big is Batista's dick?"

WHAT?

I SWEAR I WASN'T WATCHING THE NIGGER CHANNEL STEVE

Throw him one beer
>what?
Two beers
>what?
Three beers
>what?
Four
>what?
Empty a whole case with old Stone Cold
>What?!
Get speared and spit out my last drink of beer

>>1979609
but my boyfriend is white, mr cold.

>>1979609
But I've only slept with white women, Steve.

>>1979609
Give him a hell yeah